Family On A Budget

Akron/Canton

• Manicure, Shellac Manicure, or Mani-Pedi at Studio CEO in Fairlawn (Up to 55% Off)
  

  Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you’re watching them or not. Baby your fingers with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for a manicure (a $20 value)
  $29 for a mani/pedi (up to a $65 value)

  Nails trimmed, filed, and buffed
  Choice of nail-polish color

  $17 for Shellac manicure (a $35 value)

  Polish cured under UV lamp
  Protection against chipping for up to 14 days

  Studio CEO

  The stylists and cosmetologists at Studio CEO travel the c…

• $9 for a Personalized Leather-Bound Photo Book from Printerpix ($49.99 Value)
  

  Photo albums are a more secure way to safeguard memories than encapsulating them in a bottle at sea or writing them into a pop-culture-reference-heavy comedy act. Preserve precious recollections with today?s Groupon: for $9, you get an 8″x8″ personalized leather-bound photo book from Printerpix (a $49.99 value). Today’s deal can be applied toward soft-cover, larger leather, or supreme velvet photo books for an extra fee.

  Printerpix?s easy-to-…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Pub Fare at Barley House
  

  Dining out with friends can foster healthy relationships that might otherwise be limited to impersonal group texts or overly personal bath-time visits. Get a bite in person with a person with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for $20 worth of pub fare, such as:

  Beer cheese soup in a sourdough-bread bowl ($5.49)
  Tropical cranberry salad topped with fruit, blue cheese, grilled chicken, and raspberry dressing ($6.49/regular)
  Build-your-own burger…

• $29 for 12 Months of Online Meal Planning from E-Mealz ($58 Value)
  

  Much like composing a will, composing a grocery list requires the foresight to know what your kids will want. Outsource an unpleasant task with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get 12 months of online meal planning from E-Mealz (a $58 value).

  Endorsed by financial author Dave Ramsey and highlighted on Oprah Winfrey’s Life Lift blog, E-Mealz charts out a week’s worth of dollar- and healthy-savvy dinner recipes to relieve the burden of kitchen-rel…

Albany / Capital Region

• $15 for $50 Worth of Personalized Photo Books, Cards, and Stationery from Mixbook
  

  Without photographic evidence, it’s hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being for later generations to study with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $50 worth of photo books, cards, and more from Mixbook.

  With Mixbook’s photo-book services, you can instantly upload your treasured pictures and customize each with the easy-to-use Mixbook editor. Use the editor to cr…

• $30 for $100 Toward a Pair of Eyeglasses, Plus a Complimentary Second Pair at Sterling Optical in Clifton Park
  

  When stranded in the wilderness, glasses can help you convert sunbeams into fire or look smart as you explain the inedibility of man to a family of grizzly bears. Equip your eyes for the Great Outdoors with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $100 toward a pair of eyeglasses, plus a complimentary second pair (from a select group of frames up to $120 in value), at Sterling Optical.

  For more than 90 years, Sterling Optical?s physicians and eyegla…

• One, Three, or Five Microdermabrasion Treatments at Simple Bliss Day Spa in Saratoga Springs (Up to 60% Off)
  

  Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $49 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $100 value)
  $135 for three microdermabrasion treatments (a $300 value)
  $199 for five microdermabrasion treatments (a $500 value)

  Simple Bliss Day Spa

  At Simple Bliss Day Spa, a highly trained staff stands at the ready t…

• $15 for a One-Year Subscription to “Zoobooks,” “Zoobies,” or “Zootles” Magazines with Posters and Stickers ($29.95 Value)
  

  Like wild animals, children are captivating, love to climb on things, and can be difficult to train for choral performances. Keep kindred spirits connected with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get a one-year subscription to Zoobooks, Zoobies, or Zootles magazines (a $29.95 value). A yearly subscription to Zoobooks includes 10 issues, and a subscription to Zoobies or Zootles includes 6 issues.

  The pages of Zoobooks, Zoobies, and Zootles magazine…

• Sea-Salt Pedicure or Pedicure and Paraffin Manicure at Holly’s Nail Shop in East Greenbush (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your digital plots with today’s Groupon to Holly’s Nail Shop in East Greenbush. Choose between the following options:

  For $27, you get a sea-salt pedicure (a $55 value).
  For $39, you get a pedicure and paraffin manicure (a $78 value).

  Nail artists at Holly’s Nail Shop pamper and polish finger sheaths under the approving eyes of screen icons’ portrai…

Albuquerque

• Laser Toenail-Fungus-Removal Treatment on One or Both Feet at Eternal Youth Medical Spa (Up to 75% Off)
  

  Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler’s Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon to Eternal Youth Medical Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $199, you get a laser nail-fungus-removal treatment on one foot (a $600 value).
  For $299, you get a laser nail-fungus-removal treatment on both feet (a $1,200 value).

  The topaz-toned walls of Eternal Youth Medical …

• $59 for a Basic Car Detail at National Detail Center ($120 Value)
  

  Making sure your car is as clean as the day it followed you home is important for maintaining man/machine friendship, which, if neglected, can lead to heartbreak and engine failure. Solidify your bond with today?s Groupon: for $59, you get a basic car detail at National Detail Center (a $120 value). Large and oversize vehicles will be charged an additional $20.

  National Detail Center?s hands-on car cleansers scrub and buff autos to a showroom…

• $30 for an Online Test-Preparation Course from BenchPrep (Up to $149.99 Value)
  

  As technology for obtaining information progresses, so does the usefulness of smartphones, which currently discover facts by calling their encyclopedia roommate. Phone in a wealth of knowledge with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get an online test-preparation course from BenchPrep (up to a $149.99 value).

  Customers have unlimited access for life to their chosen course after paying the initial course fee. Featured in such publications as the W…

• One or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Touched by an Angel?s Wing in Santa Fe (Up to 59% Off)
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon at Touched by an Angel?s Wing. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value).
  For $99, you get three 60-minute Swedish massages (a $240 value).

  The licensed massage therapist at Touched by an Angel?s Wings, Emmett Garcia, render…

• $7 for $15 Worth of Drinks and Café Fare at Café Connection in Rio Rancho
  

  Coffee and baked goods have always gone together, like rock ‘n’ roll, yin and yang, and bald-eagle hatchlings and William Howard Taft’s toupee. Introduce your mouth to a dazzling duet with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get a gift card valid for $15 worth of drinks and café fare at Café Connection in Rio Rancho.

  Café Connection’s baristas demonstrate passion and aptitude for brewing Colombian coffee and supplying patrons with sweet baked treats…

Amarillo

• One or Three Winners Circle Car Washes at Zips Car Wash (Half Off)
  

  Getting your vehicle cleaned at the car wash uses less water than hosing it down at home and less gas than driving it into a river. Combat grime efficiently with today’s Groupon to Zips Car Wash. Choose between the following options:

  For $6, you get one Winners Circle car wash (a $12 value).
  For $18, you get three Winners Circle car washes (a $36 value).

  Zips Car Wash’s modern tunnel-wash technology and Turtle Wax products cleanse cars fro…

• One or Three Deep-Cleansing, Antioxidant Hydrating, or Acne-Management Facials at Salon Italiano (Up to 54% Off)
  

  A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o’clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today’s Groupon to Salon Italiano. Choose between the following options:

  For $32, you get one facial (a $65 value).
  For $90, you get three facials (a $195 value).

  Customers have a choice of the following facials:

  Deep cleansing
  Antioxidant hydrating
  Acne management

  The aestheticians at S…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Pre-Prepared Meals at Deliver and Dine
  

  Though meals tend to bring friends together, meals peppered with magnets can push them apart. Enjoy an attractive repast with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $15 for $30 worth of pre-prepared meals, such as:

  Individual-size mexican lasagna ($5.99)
  Family-size Bet’s Favorite meatloaf with two sides such as oven-roasted green beans and Cowboy New potatoes ($23.99)
  Family size of sour-cream-chicken enchiladas with two sides ($23.99)
  Lite meal …

• $49 for $150 Worth of Murals from Murals Your Way
  

  A living room’s walls can say a lot about its owners’ true character, which is why most secret agents typically cover their walls in decorative muzzles. Find more subtle modes of decorative expression with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get $150 worth of decorative wall murals from Murals Your Way, an online retailer.

  Featured on Man Caves, Today, and regularly on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Murals Your Way festoons insecure walls with dec…

• $29 for a Home Teeth-Whitening Kit from Premium Home Whitening ($158 Value)
  

  Like choosing paint swatches with an impatient spouse, teeth whitening replaces pale pistachio, bavarian cream, and summer peach with simple buckets of white. Simplify your shades with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a home teeth-whitening kit from Premium Home Whitening (a $158 value).

  Premium Home Whitening’s kits take trips to the dentist out of smile-brightening equations with FDA-approved gels blanching choppers up to five shades. Afte…

Anchorage

• $89 for a Full Set of NovaLash Eyelash Extensions at Pure Skincare Boutique ($200 Value)
  

  Long eyelashes serve multiple purposes, from shooing incoming moths to extinguishing nearby forest fires with a single fierce blink. Elongate eye fringe with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get a full set of NovaLash eyelash extensions at Pure Skincare Boutique (a $200 value).

  Pure Skincare Boutique’s aestheticians, under the guidance of certified extensionist Jennifer Moore, bestow long-lasting glamour on eyes with NovaLash medical-grade eyela…

• $69 for Three-Room Carpet Cleaning from Commercially Clean ($175 Value)
  

  A spotless carpet means homeowners practice responsible upkeep or that they own the only hoverboards in existence. Keep carpets clean without expensive levitation devices: for $69, you get three rooms or up to 500 square feet of carpet cleaning from Commercially Clean (a $175 value).

  Fortified by IICRC-certified techs and heavy-duty steam-cleaning equipment, Commercially Clean refreshes floor coverings, leaving them untarnished while prolongi…

• $40 for a One-Hour Massage with Tish Wiley at Kiva Healing Arts ($80 Value)
  

  Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else’s table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour massage at Kiva Healing Arts, which operates out of Snow Blossom Acupuncture (an $80 value).

  Kiva Healing Arts? licensed massage therapist, Tish Wiley, goes head-to-head against a wide range of ailments by rendering custom massages that rang…

• $58 for 18 Holes of Golf for Two, Cart, and American Fare at Settlers Bay Golf Course in Wasilla (Up to $117 Value)
  

  It?s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to today?s Groupon: for $58, you get a golf outing for two (up to a $117 total value). The package includes the following items:

  18 holes of golf for two, valid Monday?Thursday at 1 p.m. or later (a $70 value)
  Powered golf cart (a $16 value per rider)
  $15 w…

• $35 for a Paintball Outing for Two at 907 Paintball ($90 Value)
  

  A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with today’s Groupon: with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a paintball outing for two people at 907 Paintball (a $90 value), which includes:

  Two all-day passes
  Mask and marker rental for two
  Unlimited CO2
  A total of 500 paintballs

  907 Paintball’s outdo…

Atlanta

• Belly-Dance Classes, Choreography Class for One or Two, or Dance Party at Atlantic Fusion Belly Dance (Up to 67% Off)
  

  To make dance routines flashier, professionals often wear sequined outfits or burlap sacks filled with fireworks. Light up the dance floor with today’s Groupon to Atlanta Fusion Belly Dance. Choose from the following options:

  For $25, you get six drop-in belly-dance technique classes (a $60 value).
  For $25, you get a six-week choreography class for one (up to a $60 value).
  For $40, you get a six-week choreography class for two (up to a $120 …

• Three or Six CelluSleek Body-Contouring Treatments at The Vanity Center in Dunwoody (Up to 85% Off)
  

  Though stealing candy from a baby is simple, stealing a baby?s youthfulness requires expensive technology and obscure voodoo spells. Turn back the clock the easy way with today?s Groupon to The Vanity Center in Dunwoody. Choose between the following options:

  For $149, you get three CelluSleek body-contouring treatments (a $750 value).
  For $225, you get six CelluSleek body-contouring treatments (a $1,500 value).

  The Vanity Center’s skin s…

• One or Three Formostar Body Wraps at Solar Dimensions (Up to 73% Off)
  

  Infrared technology is useful for enhancing night vision or determining which part of a microwave burrito is still frozen. Harness the figure-slimming properties infrared heat with today?s Groupon to Solar Dimensions. This Groupon is redeemable at 15 locations. Choose between the following options:

  For $29, you get one Formostar body wrap (a $99 value).
  For $79, you get three Formostar body wraps (up to a $297 value).

  The knowledgeable sta…

• One or Three Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at Anuschka Jivan Wellness in Alpharetta (Up to 65% Off)
  

  Ancient Greeks used the art of massage to cool down after long marathons and quick 200-meter dashes away from the gods they just stole fire from. Eliminate legendary aches and pains with today’s Groupon to Anuschka Jivan Wellness in Alpharetta. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $95 value).
  For $99, you get three 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $285 value).

  At…

• One or Two Mani-Pedis at Olivia Todd Salon & Spa in Smyrna (Up to 61% Off)
  

  Biting your fingernails is a bad habit that nail technicians help prevent by shaping nails into brussels sprouts. Flaunt artistically crafted nails with today’s Groupon to Olivia Todd Salon & Spa in Smyrna. Choose between the following options:

  For $19, you get one manicure and pedicure (a $45 value).
  For $35, you get two manicures and pedicures (a $90 value).

  The nail technicians at Olivia Todd Salon & Spa recalibrate the color of fingers…

Austin

• $79 for $300 Worth of Spa Services at Balanced Health & Beauty
  

  Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get $300 worth of spa services at Balanced Health & Beauty.

  Balanced Health & Beauty?s board-certified staff, overseen by an MD, wields the power of modern and alternative medicine to fight aging and enhance appearances with aesthetic procedures, including microdermabras…

• Mexican Fare at El Faro Taco & Cafe (Half Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Though equally delicious, the main difference between hard and soft tacos is that while the former is significantly easier to hold, the latter can withstand placement in a back pocket and any subsequent sittings. Celebrate portable meals with today’s Groupon to El Faro Taco & Cafe. Choose between the following options:

  For $10, you get $20 worth of Mexican fare.
  For $20, you get $40 worth of Mexican fare.

  El Faro’s chefs prepare a menu of …

• $45 for Entry for Two into a CityScape Adventure Race ($150 Value)
  

  Getting out of the house is often precluded by inclement weather, car trouble, and the tender bond between man and household dust mite. Step outside your domestic comfort zone with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get entry for two people into the Austin CityScape Adventure race (a $150 value), held Saturday, March 10, at 11 a.m.

  CityScape Adventure entangles race participants in a web of 12 puzzles and challenges in a citywide race to the finis…

• Thai-Cooking Class for One or Two at Thai Fresh (Up to Half Off)
  

  Though soy sauce is commonly believed to be of Asian origin, several linguists have unearthed its true Iberian beginnings by decoding the hidden Spanish translation. Celebrate the intriguing international condiment with today?s Groupon at Thai Fresh. Choose between two options:

  For $35, you get a Thai-cooking class for one (a $65 value).
  For $65, you get a Thai-cooking class for two (a $130 value).

  Thai Fresh proprietors Jam Sanitchat and …

• $79 for a Teeth-Whitening Package with In-Office Treatment at Smile Splendor ($324.90 Value)
  

  Glistening teeth can boost self-confidence, blind bullies, and reflect beams of solar energy into space, annihilating Earth-bound asteroids. Show off a superhuman smile with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a teeth-whitening package at Smile Splendor?s (a $324.90 total value) Austin location. The package includes the following:

  One in-office teeth-whitening treatment (a $299.95 value)
  A take-home teeth-whitening pen (a $24.95 value)

  One o…

Bakersfield

• One Ticket to Harlem Globetrotters at Rabobank Arena Theater and Convention Center on February 16 (Up to $63.56 Value)
  

  Scientists are still puzzled by the contents of the modern basketball?they believe it to be filled either with helium or several baseballs. Contemplate this conundrum with today’s GrouponLive deal to see the Harlem Globetrotters play at Rabobank Arena Theater and Convention Center. For $32, you get one ticket for reserved lower-level seating in sections 103?105 or 112?114 on Thursday, February 16, at 7 p.m. (up to a $63.56 value, including all…

• $15 for $35 Worth of Fortune Cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies
  

  Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today’s game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

  Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a han…

Baltimore

• $15 for $30 Worth of Traditional Greek Cuisine and Drinks at Acropolis Restaurant
  

  Mediterranean civilizations invented many lasting concepts, developing astronomy to explain the cosmos and democracy to equally divide lamb kebabs. Split a skewer with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Greek cuisine and drinks at Acropolis Restaurant.

  At Greektown landmark Acropolis, chefs drizzle buttery wine-based sauces across heaping platters of succulent meats and seafood. Braised baby lamb giouvetsi simmers alongside fresh…

• One-, Two-, or Three-Hour Housecleaning Session with Two Cleaners from Maid to Please (Up to 64% Off)
  

  Dangerously cluttered homes show an utter lack of regard for the well-being of party attendees, visiting relatives, and cat burglars. Tidy up for houseguests with today’s Groupon to Maid to Please, which services these areas. Choose from the following options:

  For $49, you get a one-hour housecleaning session with a team of two cleaners (a $100 value).
  For $79, you get a two-hour housecleaning session with a team of two cleaners (a $200 valu…

• $2,999 for a Complete Invisalign Orthodontic Treatment at Greenway Orthodontics in Glen Burnie ($7,700 Value)
  

  Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host?s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today?s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign orthodontic treatment at Greenway Orthodontics in Glen Burnie (a $7,700 value).

  Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer gra…

• One, Two, or Four Microdermabrasions or Chemical Peels at Medical & Aesthetic Dermatology in Columbia (Up to 65% Off)
  

  Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with today?s Groupon to Medical & Aesthetic Dermatology in Columbia. Choose from the following options:

  For $59, you get one microdermabrasion treatment or chemical peel (a $150 value).

  For $109, you get two microdermabrasion treatments or chemical peels (a $300 value).

  For $209, you get four m…

• Massage and Aromatherapy Package, Prenatal-Massage Package, or Acupuncture Session at The Healing Path (Up to 57% Off)
  

  Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a sure-fire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today’s Groupon to The Healing Path, valid at locations in Baltimore and Timonium. Choose from the following options:

  For $59, you get a massage and aromatherapy package (a $125 value), which includes the following:

  A 60-minute therapeutic massage (an $85…

Baton Rouge

• $99 for an Intense-Pulsed-Light Treatment for Face or Neck at Lokka Med Spa (Up to $400 Value)
  

  Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a one-hour intense-pulsed-light (IPL) treatment for the face or neck at Lokka Med Spa (up to a $400 value).

  Lokka Med Spa’s laser specialist and anti-aging consultant, Gena Knaps, employs 17 years of beauty-industry experience as she wields the co…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Upscale Consignment Apparel at Meta Exchange
  

  The right pair of jeans will hug curves tightly, like a speeding Maserati or a hand-crocheted Maserati cozy. Streamline your wardrobe with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for $20 worth of upscale consignment apparel, such as:

  Gap jeans ($14.99)
  Abercrombie & Fitch shirts ($9.99)
  Guess dresses ($19.99)
  See additional items for sale

  Meta Exchange

  Meta Exchange gathers designer apparel from premium brands, including 7 For All Mankind, J. Cre…

• $12 for $24 Worth of Southern Cuisine and Drinks at Magnolia Grill and Bar
  

  Eating together, like being buried up to your necks in the same cube of cement, keeps families together. Build a solid foundation with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $12 for $24 worth of Southern cuisine and drinks, such as:

  Fried green tomatoes with shrimp rémoulade ($7.95)
  Cajun catfish fry ($12.95)
  Panini with pulled pork and pepper jack ($8.95)
  Chicken-fried steak ($9.95)
  See the full menu

  Magnolia Grill and Bar

  Ruby-red and canary-yello…

• 60-Minute Reiki Treatment or a 60-Minute Fusion Massage at Massage by Marina in Lafayette (Up to 56% Off)
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon to Massage by Marina in Lafayette. Choose between the following options:

  For $38, you get a 60-minute reiki treatment (an $80 value).
  For $40, you get a 60-minute fusion massage (a $90 value).

  Stirred by the soothing power of water, Marina learned massage therapy and became license…

• Minibus City Tour of New Orleans for One or Two from Southern Style Tours (Up to 57% Off)
  

  Without guided tours, tourists would wander through side streets without direction and accidentally snap photos of counterfeit Grand Canyons. Find your way to legitimate landmarks with today’s Groupon from Southern Style Tours in New Orleans. Choose between the following options:

  For $22, you get a city tour by minibus for one (up to a $45 value).
  For $39, you get a city tour by minibus for two (up to a $90 value).

  The guides of Southern S…

Birmingham

• $29 for a Car-Maintenance Package with an Oil Change and Tire Rotation at Pit Crew Tire in Vestavia Hills ($70 Value)
  

  The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a routine car-maintenance package at Crown – Pit Crew Tires, Fuel, and Service in Vestavia Hills (a $70 total value). The package includes:

  A standard oil change with a new filter (a $30 value)
  A tire rotation (a $40 value)
  A mu…

• Bikini, Brazilian, or Brow or Chin Waxes at Hopson James Salon (Up to 52% Off)
  

  Along with damaging one’s self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $12 for one bikini wax (a $25 value)
  $15 for two brow or chin waxes (a $30 value)
  $19 for one Brazilian wax (a $40 value)

  Hopson James Salon

  Hopson James Salon’s team of expert stylists enhance hair, nails, and skin with beautifying services executed in the…

• $7 for $15 Worth of Classic American Diner Fare at Johnny Rockets
  

  The hamburger, America?s national meal, has always been served during Independence Day cookouts and the competitive-eating portion of presidential debates. Wrap your hands around an American tradition with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of burgers, shakes, and diner fare at Johnny Rockets, redeemable at locations in Birmingham and Hoover.

  Johnny Rockets, founded by fashion retailer Ronn Teitelbaum in 1986, harkens back to Americ…

• $17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services Online from Vistaprint
  

  Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get $70 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the …

• $20 for an Easy-Pour Glass Decanter by WMF Americas, Inc. ($45 Value). Shipping Included.
  What You Get

  For $20, you get an easy-pour glass decanter by WMF Americas, Inc. (a $45 value).

  Shipping is included.

  Orders fulfilled by WMF Americas, Inc.. Visit the Groupon Goods FAQ for more info.

  ---

  Overview

  The graceful curves of the easy-pour glass decanter move deposits downward, allowing the bouquet of red wine to bloom fully. Up to 51 ounces of wine mature within the carafe, whose hourglass base has an increased surface area that…

Boise

• Paintball Outings for One, Four, or Eight at True Paintball Adventure Park (52% Off)
  

  A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with today’s Groupon to True Paintball Adventure Park. Choose from the following options:

  For $15, you get a paintball package for one (a $31 value)
  For $60, you get a paintball package for four (a $124 value)
  For $120, you get a paintball package for eight…

• $35 for $70 Worth of Handmade Plush Blankets from Minky Couture
  

  Although they warm bodies like a roaring fire, blankets won’t distract with loud crackling during a movie marathon or ruin picnics by popping corn off the cob. Acquire a versatile source of warmth with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of handmade plush blankets from Minky Couture.

  Minky Couture’s soft blankets wrap tots and adults in a rainbow of colors that stay bright even after a trip through the washing machine. The teal satin …

• $37 for a Contributing Membership to Idaho Botanical Garden ($75 Value)
  

  For thousands of years, humans have studied trees to learn how they too can provide suitable housing for squirrels and grow lemons from their fingertips. Join the pursuit of leafy progress with today?s Groupon: for $37, you get a contributing membership to the Idaho Botanical Garden (a $75 value). The contributing membership includes:

  Annual membership benefits for a single household. A household is defined as two adults and all dependents y…

Boston

• $145 for a 32-Hour Bartending Certificate Program at Boston Bartenders School ($445 Value)
  

  Like baking a cake, mixing a drink requires precise measurements and the restraint to not ingest so many ingredients that you ruin your own birthday party. Become a power mixer with today’s Groupon: for $145, you get a 32-hour bartending program at Boston Bartenders School, valid at locations in Nashua and Dracut (a $445 value).

  Boston Bartenders School gets its students bar ready in an authentic, fully equipped environment, providing them wi…

• One-Way or Round-Trip Airport Pickup Service in a Sedan or SUV from Border Limousine Service (Up to 59% Off)
  

  Chauffeurs move through gridlock with expertise, beating bottlenecks via little-known shortcuts and traffic reports encrypted into every stop sign. Let someone else decipher driving with today’s Groupon to Border Limousine Service. Click here for the service area. Choose from the following options:

  For $59, you get one-way chauffeur service to Logan International Airport in a sedan (a $120 value).
  For $89, you get one-way chauffeur service t…

• Outing for Two or Four to a Show at Nick’s Comedy Stop (Up to 68% Off)
  

  As with eviction notices, jokes are most surprising when delivered by your mom. Observe comic curveballs with today’s GrouponLive deal to Nick’s Comedy Stop. Choose between the following options:

  For $15, you get two tickets to a comedy show on a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday (up to a $44.18 value).
  For $28, you get four tickets to a comedy show on a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday (up to an $88.36 value).

  In business for 30 years, Nick’s …

• Carpet Cleaning, Upholstery Cleaning, or Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning from Beckwith Carpet Cleaners (Up to 77% Off)
  

  Like staring into a pond or reading the phone book, following muddy footsteps on the living-room carpet can help you find yourself. Clean up after this pivotal moment with today’s Groupon to Beckwith Carpet Cleaners. Choose between the following options:

  For $69, you get your choice of carpet-cleaning services in three rooms or upholstery cleaning for one 8-foot sofa or two chairs (up to a $294 value).
  For $129, you get a cleaning package (u…

• Two or Four Laser Spider-Vein-Removal Treatments at Advanced Laser & Skin Center in Woburn (Up to 86% Off)
  

  Lasers help diminish telltale signs of age, from fading spider veins to removing tattoos declaring that you’re too short to ride the roller coaster. Opt for a timeless epidermis with today?s Groupon to Advanced Laser & Skin Center in Woburn. Choose between the following options:

  For $119, you get two laser spider-vein-removal treatments (a $600 value).
  For $169, you get four laser spider-vein-removal treatments (a $1,200 value).

  Operating …

Brooklyn

• Swedish, Aromatherapy Swedish, or Deep-Tissue Massages at Skin Spa. Packages of One or Three Available (Up to 60% Off).
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon to Skin Spa. This deal is valid at the Midtown, Flatiron/Chelsea, SoHo, and Upper East Side locations. Choose from the following options:

  For $39, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value).
  For $49, you get one 60-minute deep-tissue or aromatherapy Swedish massage (a $100 …

• $45 for Three-Course Meal for Two with Wine, Sangria, or House Margaritas at Patron Mexican Grill (Up to $103 Value)
  

  The vibrant colors featured in Mexican décor mimic the country’s cuisine, incorporating yellows from corn, greens from avocados, and reds from the faces of chefs who ingested too much habanero. Sample a spicy rainbow with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a three-course Mexican meal for two at Patron Mexican Grill (up to a $103 value). This Groupon is only valid at the 772 Ninth Avenue location. The meal for two includes:

  A choice of two app…

• One or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at Bikram Yoga NYC (Up to 76% Off). Four Options Available.
  

  While holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with today?s Groupon to Bikram Yoga NYC. This deal is valid for all four Manhattan locations. Choose from the following options:

  For $45, you get one month of unlimited Bikram yoga classes on weekdays between opening and 5 p.m. (a $185 value).
  For $55, you get one month of unlimited Bikram yoga classes anytime …

• $70 for an In-Person or Online Speed-Reading Class from The Iris Organization ($199 Value)
  

  There is now more writing available on the Internet than the sum of all books ever written by millions of monkeys at millions of typewriters. Gird yourself for the coming Reading Wars with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a one-day, five-hour speed-reading class from The Iris Organization (a $199 value). Classes are held at the Club Quarters conference center on February 12, February 25, and March 10 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Classes and locatio…

• One, Two, or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at Goju Karate Academy in Staten Island (Up to 90% Off)
  

  Unlike most artists, who carry notebooks for when inspiration strikes, martial artists carry themselves with caution in case inspiration really does make the first move. Always be prepared with help from today’s Groupon to Goju Karate Academy in Staten Island. This offer is valid for both children and adults, and children’s classes include a complimentary uniform. Choose from the following options:

  For $19, you get one month of unlimited cla…

Buffalo

• Mani-Pedi on Tuesday?Thursday or Friday?Sunday at Attilio?s Salon and Day Spa in Kenmore (Up to 62% Off)
  

  Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you’re watching them or not. Baby your fingers with today’s Groupon to Attilio?s Salon and Day Spa in Kenmore. Choose between the following options:

  For $36, you get a spa mani-pedi with paraffin treatment, valid Friday?Sunday (a $78 value).
  For $30, you get a spa mani-pedi with paraffin treatment, valid Tuesday?Thursday (a $78 value).

  Attilio?s Salon and Day Spa pampers clients with massages, fac…

• Guided Tour of the Theodore Roosevelt Inaugural National Historic Site for Two Adults or a Family (Up to 52% Off)
  

  A dose of history can stop mistakes from the past from reoccurring, just as a trip to the future can help skip over the part where you have to apologize. Relive someone else’s past with today’s Groupon to the Theodore Roosevelt Inaugural National Historic Site. Choose between the following options:

  For $10, you get a guided tour for two adults (a $20 value).
  For $12, you get a guided tour for a family of two adults and two children (a $25 va…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza and Wings at Pizza Del Aureo’s in East Aurora
  

  A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza and wings at Pizza Del Aureo’s in East Aurora.

  The pizza artisans at Pizza Del Aureo’s bake up fresh-made dough to a golden crisp, paint it with homemade sauce, and then pile it under mountains of mozzare…

• Dental Exam, X-rays, and Choice of Cleaning or Zoom! Teeth Whitening at Stellar Dental Care (Up to 92% Off)
  

  The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grownup gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon to Stellar Dental Care, with locations in Hamburg and Williamsville. Choose between the following options:

  For $19, you get a dental-care package (up to a $250 value) that includes the following:

  An exam (a $50 value)
  X-rays (a $140 value)
  A professi…

• Outing for One, Two, or Four to Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra’s “Music of the Grateful Dead” (Up to 56% Off)
  

  Live music is a huge improvement on canned music, which takes up valuable pantry space and often spoils into noxious free jazz. Keep it fresh with today?s GrouponLive deal to see “Music of the Grateful Dead”, presented by the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra at Buffalo State College’s Performing Arts Center of Rockwell Hall on Thursday, February 16, at 7:30 p.m. Student and alumni tickets are regularly $20 each. Choose from the following options…

Calgary

• $99 for Impact NovaLash Eyelash Extensions at Sublime Styles Hair and Esthetics ($287.50 Value)
  

  Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler’s Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $99 for a set of FDA-approved Impact NovaLash eyelash extensions (a $287.50 value)

  60-minute service
  Waterproof lashes suited for mascara application
  Surgical-grade adhesive for long-lasting lashes
  Different lengths and thicknesses available
  Sensitive adhesive
  After-care inst…

• $20 for $40 Worth of Pub Fare and Drinks at Dixon’s Public House
  

  Stomachs only growl when they’re hungry or preparing to bite the hand that keeps tickling them. Tame the beast within with today?s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of pub fare and drinks at Dixon’s Public House.

  The culinary savants at Dixon’s Public House craft a menu packed with traditional Irish favourites in addition to dozens of premium liquors and draft beers, all served amid woodwork and nautical-themed decor. Eaters can team up to …

• $29 for an Interior and Exterior Auto Detailing Package at Calgary Autospa ($62.50 Value)
  

  Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $29 for an auto detailing starter package (a $62.50 value), which includes:

  Hand wash and wax
  Tire shine
  Interior vacuum and wipe-down
  Cleaning of windows, door jambs, and cup holders
  Deodorizer and fragrance

  Calgary Autospa

  Calgary Autospa’s car cleans…

• $50 for Two-Hour Ice-Fishing Lesson from Ice Fishing Alberta in Chestermere ($100 Value)
  

  Fish are an elusive prey, fleeing into reefs to evade anglers and spontaneously sprouting legs to run away from Charles Darwin. Track down slippery targets with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get a two-hour ice-fishing lesson from Ice Fishing Alberta on Lake Chestermere (a $100 value).

  Ice Fishing Alberta’s expert guides and instructors aid beginning fishermen in getting set up and reeling in catches during two-hour ice fishing lessons. Blendi…

• Photo and Video Digitization Services from ScanDigital (Up to 62% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today’s Groupon to ScanDigital. Choose between the following options:

  For $40, you get $100 USD worth of photo and video digitization services.
  For $115, you get $300 USD worth of photo and video digitization services.

  Memories are safe with ScanDigital: …

Cedar Rapids / Iowa City

• Box of Chocolate-Covered Strawberries or $10 for $20 Worth of Chocolates, Fudge, and Caramels at The Chocolate Haus
  

  A delicately prepared chocolate can make a woman’s heart sing, a child’s mouth smile, and a crossing guard’s whistle taste even more like justice. Stock up on tasty times with today’s Groupon to The Chocolate Haus. Choose between the following options:

  For $10, you get $20 worth of chocolates, fudge, and caramels.
  For $12, you get a box of 10 chocolate-covered strawberries (a $25.99 value).

  Runner-up for Best Candy Store on the Cedar Rapid…

• $15 for $35 Worth of Fortune Cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies
  

  Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today’s game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

  Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a han…

• Private Golf Lesson, 10 Buckets of Range Balls, or One-Year Membership at Woods to Wedges in Marion (Up to 52% Off)
  

  When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with today’s Groupon to Woods to Wedges in Marion. Choose from the following options:

  For $17, you get a 45-minute private lesson with PGA Class A instructor Tim Chrzan (a $35 value).
  For $39, you get a punch card for 10 large buckets of driving-range balls (an $81 value).
  For $125, you get a one-year mem…

• $10 for $30 Worth of Wall Decals from Dali Decals
  

  Since the days of caves, adorning walls with artistic shapes has been a way to document history, express feelings, and salute the handsomest woolly mammoth in town. Garnish drywall canvases with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $30 worth of decals, custom canvases, and more from Dali Decals online. Orders of $50 or more placed with this Groupon qualify for free shipping.

  Dali Decals offers a wide selection of decals, murals, printed canvases…

Charleston

• Signature or Elite Facial at Facelogic Spa Mt. Pleasant (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Your face is your personal billboard; if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today?s Groupon to Facelogic Spa Mt. Pleasant. Choose between the following options:

  For $49, you get a 50-minute signature facial (up to a $99 value).
  For $59, you get your choice of any 60-minute Elite facial (up to a $119 value).

  As clients release tension in zero-gravity chairs,…

• One-Day Surfboard or Standup-Paddleboard Rental for One or Two at Air & Earth in Mount Pleasant (Up to 52% Off)
  

  The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn’t meant to be dry. Return the body to its natural state with today’s Groupon to Air & Earth in Mount Pleasant. Choose from the following options:

  For $10, you get a one-day surfboard rental for one (a $20 value).
  For $15, you get a one-day standup-paddleboard rental for one (a $30 value).
  For $20, you get a one-day surfboard rental for two (a $40 value).
  For $29, …

• $69 for a Diamond Elite Ultrasonic Toothbrush with Free Shipping ($230.95 Value)
  

  A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon “ding” sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three replacement brush heads, and free shipping (a $230.95 value).

  Raymond Frye, DMD, utilized his dental know-how to develop the Elite ultrasonic toothbru…

• $79 for an Authentic 18-Inch Pearl Necklace with 14-Karat White-Gold Filled Clasp from My Pacific Pearls ($450 Value)
  

  If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls’ myriad uses with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of 12 colors from My Pacific Pearls’ online store (a $450 value). Complimentary shipping is included with this Groupon; please allow one to three weeks.

  My Pacific Pearls gathers freshwater pearl…

• $69 for an Online Weight-Loss Program and Supplements from NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute ($580 Value)
  

  Though scientists have determined the greatest weight loss occurs from wrestling tigers and riding stampeding wildebeests, reports are mixed on the long-term effects of the resulting terror. Slim down without prolonged adrenaline highs with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a 90-day weight loss program and supplements from NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute, redeemable online (a $580 value). Groupon customers also receive two $50 …

Charlotte

• $139 for Up to 20 Units of Botox at Satin Med Spa (Up to $280 Value)
  

  Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with today’s Groupon: for $139, you get up to 20 units of Botox at Satin Med Spa (up to a $280 value).

  Satin Med Spa’s medical team, which includes a physician and nurse practitioner in its ranks, non-invasively renovates timeworn façades with FDA?approved Bo…

• One or Three 60-Minute Signature Massages or Couples Massage at Massage Masters in Concord (Up to 59% Off)
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon to Massage Masters in Concord. Choose from the following options:

  For $35, you get a 60-minute signature massage (an $80 value).
  For $69, you get a 60-minute couple’s massage (a $140 value).
  For $99, you get three 60-minute signature massages (a $240 value).

  The signature massage …

• $49 for Private, In-Home Wine Tasting from PRP Wine International (Up to $150 Value)
  

  True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, identify flawed bottles, and cry pure chardonnay. Become one with the grape with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a private, in-home wine tasting from PRP Wine International (up to a $150 value).

  A consultant from PRP Wine International totes transcontinental grape concoctions to abodes for 60- to 90-minute tastings that can accommodate up to 10 guests and enlightens budding …

• Indian Fusion Fare for Lunch at Nirvana II (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  If you try something new, you might really enjoy it, even if it’s filling balloons with Hot Wheels and throwing them off a bridge to see if they’ll float. Try some Indian fare for lunch with today?s Groupon to Nirvana II. This Groupon is valid from 11:30 a.m. until 5 p.m. Choose from the following options:

  For $4, you get $8 worth of Indian fusion cuisine.
  For $7, you get $15 worth of Indian fusion cuisine.
  For $14, you get $30 worth of Indi…

• Two EOG-Prep Classes or a Four-Week SAT-Prep Course at The Academic Advantage (Up to 54% Off)
  

  Knowledge is power, which is why locomotives run on burning encyclopedias. Chug toward new understandings with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $99 for two EOG-test-prep classes, including annual registration fee (a $217 value)

  In session Sundays starting February 12, 2012, from 2:30 p.m.?4 p.m.
  Covers mathematics, reading comprehension, and science
  6?8 students per teacher
  Personalized curriculum

  $225 for a four-week SAT-prep course (a $458 va…

Chicago

Cincinnati

• Laser Hair Removal at Revitalize MD MedSpa and Laser Center in Springboro (Up to 87% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns’ jobs. Discover the truth with today’s Groupon to Revitalize MD MedSpa and Laser Center in Springboro. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get five laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $750 value). Click here for a list of available treatment areas.
  For $229, you …

• $59 for a Photo-Shoot Package with Prints from Little Rascals Photography in Mason ($232 Value)
  

  Photographers preserve subjects’ precious memories, abolishing the need to hastily scoop reflections out of nearby fountains. Seek permanence with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a photo-shoot package at Little Rascals Photography in Mason (a $232 value). The package includes the following:

  A photo shoot
  One 8″x10″ print, two 5″x7″ prints, and eight wallet-size prints of one pose in black and white or color

  Little Rascals’ seasoned shut…

• Four, Six, or Eight Microdermabrasion Treatments or Resurfacing Peels at Face It Spa (Up to 80% Off)
  

  A face can both hide and reveal a person’s age, just as a hand can both hide and reveal a child’s nose after an uncle has mysteriously removed it. Keep your age-indicator fresh with today’s Groupon to Face It Spa. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get your choice of either four microdermabrasions or resurfacing peels (a $380 value).
  For $129, you get your choice of either six microdermabrasions or resurfacing peels (a $570 valu…

• Three or Five VersaSpa Spray Tans or UV Tanning Sessions at Glow Tanning Studio in Cold Spring (Up to 77% Off)
  

  Other than sporting a constant tan, the best way to trick yourself into thinking it’s perpetually summertime is to tattoo sunglasses on everyone’s faces. Make summer eternal the easy way with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $19 for three VersaSpa spray tans (a $75 value)
  $29 for five VersaSpa spray tans (a $125 value)
  $19 for three UV tanning sessions (a $75 value)
  $29 for five UV tanning sessions (a $125 value)

  Glow Tanning Studio

  Glow Tanning …

• Permanent-Makeup Services at Mona Lisa?s Permanent Makeup in Hamilton (Up to 74% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Like a donut, the face needs to be tastefully powdered so that it catches the eye of hungry construction workers. Don a deliciously dapper mug with today?s Groupon to Mona Lisa?s Permanent Makeup in Hamilton. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get your choice of a top or bottom eyeliner application or a lipliner application (a $375 value).

  For $200, you get your choice of a top and bottom eyeliner application, eyebrow-makeup ser…

Cleveland

• $15 for a 90-Minute Introductory Fencing Class at Hooked on Fencing in North Royalton ($30 Value)
  

  Fencing was once commonly learned at an early age, which is why so many octogenarians still settle disputes with games of Rock, Paper, Épée. Celebrate civilized swordplay with today?s Groupon: for $15, you get a 90-minute introductory fencing class at Hooked on Fencing in North Royalton (a $30 value).

  Hooked on Fencing is an épeé-only club created to spread the joy of swordplay among people of all ages and skill levels. Having claimed nationa…

• 30-, 60-, or 90-Minute Massage at Essence of Tranquility Massage Therapy in Fairview Park (Up to 56% Off)
  

  Like portrait painting, massage demands skillful hands, bold strokes, and a subject who can sit still. Become a human canvas with today’s Groupon to Essence of Tranquility Massage Therapy in Fairview Park. Choose from the following options:

  For $20, you get a 30-minute massage (a $40 value), valid for a choice between the following modalities:

  Relaxation massage
  Deep-tissue massage

  For $35, you get a 60-minute massage (up to an $80 value)…

• Wine-Appreciation Class for One, Two, or Four at Colonial Wine & Beverage in Chesterland (Half Off)
  

  An in-depth knowledge of wine can enliven humdrum dinner parties, just as an in-depth knowledge of dynamite fishing can enliven foundering job interviews. Give palates an executive education with today?s Groupon to Colonial Wine & Beverage in Chesterland. Choose from the following options:

  For $15, you get admission for one to a wine-appreciation class (a $30 value).
  For $30, you get admission for two to a wine-appreciation class (a $60 valu…

• $25 for Five Educational Children’s DVDs, Plus Five Bonus CDs, from Baby Genius ($64.90 Value)
  

  Children’s songs can lull babies to sleep, motivate kids to move, and teach invaluable lessons about what happens to spiders that try crawling up spouts during rainstorms. Explore a symphony of sonic possibilities with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get five best-selling Baby Genius DVDs, plus five bonus CDs (a $64.90 value that includes shipping and handling).

  Baby Genius is an award-winning company devoted to making educational children’s p…

• Facial Packages with Anti-Aging Hand Treatments at Bella Mia West Salon & Spa in Brecksville (Up to 55% Off)
  

  A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o’clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today’s Groupon to Bella Mia West Salon & Spa in Brecksville. Choose between the following options:

  For $95, you get a double facial package (a $212 total value), which includes the following:

  Two 60-minute signature facials (a $156 value)
  Two anti-aging hand treatments (a $56 value)

  …

Colorado Springs

• $35 for a Spa Mani-Pedi at A Zen Salon ($100 Value)
  

  Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you’re watching them or not. Baby your fingers with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a spa manicure and pedicure at A Zen Salon (a $100 value).

  A Zen Salon?s expert nail technicians treat women and men alike to spa manicures and pedicures that pamper extremities with techniques honed through seminars and continuing education. As clients lounge in relaxing spa chairs, technicians fluff the pillows i…

• Visit for Two or Four to The Ice Castles at Silverthorne (Up to Half Off)
  

  Depending on conditions, water can enter into any of the three states of matter: gas, liquid, and castle. View a solidified structure with today’s Groupon to The Ice Castles at Silverthorne. Choose between the following options:

  For $11, you get a visit for two (up to a $20 value).
  For $20, you get a visit for four (up to a $40 value).

  With nationwide attention from publications such as Oprah.com, the Los Angeles Times, and the Huffington …

• $59 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at CorePower Yoga ($159 Value). Two Locations Available.
  

  Practicing yoga, like hanging a picture frame, requires a good sense of balance, a tasteful mat, and a supportive instructor to keep an eye on your alignment. Stay centered with today?s Groupon: for $59, you get one month of unlimited yoga classes at CorePower Yoga (a $159 value), valid at the following Colorado Springs-area locations:

  Garden of the Gods
  Nevada

  New students may also enroll in an additional week of free classes using the st…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Pet Food, Toys, and Accessories from PetFlow.com
  

  Like pizza, flowers, and cinder-block-o-grams, unwieldy bags of pet food are best delivered by a professional. Avoid heavy lifting with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pet food, toys, and accessories from PetFlow.com. This Groupon does not cover shipping, which is a flat fee of $4.95 for any order. Groupon purchasers who spend $59 more than the value of today’s deal will receive free shipping.

  Online retailer PetFlow.com saves …

Columbia

• $189 for a Golf Package with 10 Rounds, Range Balls, and Lesson Clinics at Oak Hills Golf Club (Up to $770 Value)
  

  Golf parallels life in that the only way to escape rough patches is through aggressively swinging a club at something. Power through obstacles with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $189 for a golf package (up to a $770 total value), which includes:

  10 rounds of golf (up to $300 value)
  10 buckets of range balls ($100 value)
  10 lesson clinics ($370 value)
  Private, 45-minute lessons from PGA professionals

  Oak Hills Golf Club’s rates fluctuate thro…

• 60- or 90-Minute Massage or Signature Facial at Pynk Butterfly Signature Salon & Spa (Up to 57% Off)
  

  Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled ?drain ocean,? were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon to Pynk Butterfly Signature Salon & Spa. Choose from the following options:

  For $30, you get a 45-minute signature facial (a $65 value).

  For $30, you get a 60-minute signature or prenatal massage (a $70 value).

  For $45, you get a 90-minute signature or prenatal massage (a $90 value).

  Carved wood f…

• Three Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Carolina Cosmetic Institute (Up to 74% Off)
  

  The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns’ jobs. Discover the truth with today’s Groupon to Carolina Cosmetic Institute. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $387 value).
  For $199, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (up to a $7…

• $89 for a Teeth-Whitening Package with a Dental Exam, Cleaning, and X-rays at Dentist Columbia SC (Up to $770 Value)
  

  The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $89 for a dental package (up to a $770 total value), which includes:

  A take-home teeth-whitening package with custom-made teeth trays and whitening gel (a $500 value)
  A dental exam, cleaning, and digital x-rays (a $270 value)

  Though Den…

Columbus

• $149 for a Champagne-and-Rose Valentine’s Day Spa Package at The Retreat Salon & Day Spa in Dublin ($375 Value)
  

  Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else’s table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today?s Groupon: for $149, you get a champagne-and-rose Valentine’s Day spa package at The Retreat Salon & Day Spa in Dublin (a $375 total value). The package includes:

  A 30-minute back, neck, and shoulder massage (a $60 value) with champagne-and-rose body butter and massage oils (a $…

• One or Three Body Wraps at Body Wraps & More in Grove City (Up to 69% Off)
  

  An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with today?s Groupon to Body Wraps & More in Grove City. Choose between the following options:

  For $29, you get one detoxifying, slimming, or dark-chocolate body wrap (up to an $85 value).
  For $79, you get three detoxifying, slimming, or dark-chocolate body wraps (up to a $255 value).

  Body Wraps & More…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Spanish Fusion Tapas at Barrio Tapas Lounge
  

  Like constructive criticism and self-administered tests to make sure tasers are working, some meals are best when delivered in small doses. Snack in stride with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $15 for $30 worth of Spanish fusion tapas, such as:

  Panko-crusted Chilean salmon ($12)
  Beef medallion with chimichurri ($13)
  Rock-shrimp tostada ($9)
  Bacon-wrapped dates ($9)
  Ancho-grilled pork tenderloin ($12)
  See the full menu

  Our customers loved th…

• One Ticket to Columbus Symphony Orchestra Concert at Ohio Theatre on February 10 or 11 (Up to $50.70 Value)
  

  Live music unites people from all walks of life, unlike silence, which only unites librarians and people who crack safes. Bond over shared sound waves with today’s GrouponLive deal to the Columbus Symphony Orchestra‘s “Magnificent Mahler” concert at the Ohio Theatre. For $23, you get one ticket for main-floor or mid-balcony seating (up to a $50.70 value online, including all Ticketmaster fees). Choose between the following performances:

  Frid…

• $49 for Chimney Sweeping and Inspection for a One-Chimney Home from The Fireplace Doctor ($199 Value)
  

  Without a clean chimney, smoke tends to back up into houses, discolor walls, and provide ample cover for ninjas to sneak in and steal wireless internet undetected. Crack down on modern-day piracy with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a chimney sweeping and inspection for a one-chimney home from The Fireplace Doctor (a $199 value).

  The Fireplace Doctor?s staff members, all of whom are Allstar Chimney Academy trained and members of the Profe…

Dallas

• $599 for Six Zerona Laser Body-Slimming Treatments with Consultation at Thin Centers MD ($2,059.99 Value)
  

  Light comes in many forms?be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign?s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon: for $599, you get a Zerona treatment package at Thin Centers MD, valid at the locations in Dallas and Euless (a $2,059.99 total value). The package includes:

  Six Zerona laser body-slimming treatments (a $2,000 value)
  Preliminar…

• $74 for a 60-Minute Private Flight Lesson Over Dallas from Monarch Air ($149 Value)
  

  Early man tried myriad ways to launch himself into the sky in an attempt to gain the perspective of birds and the sparkliness of stars. Assume the attributes of airborne brethren with today’s Groupon: for $74, you get a 60-minute private flight lesson over Dallas from Monarch Air, redeemable at Addison Airport or Collin County Regional Airport at McKinney (a $149 value).

  Monarch Air opens the skies to aspiring aviators and seasoned aces alik…

• Three- or Five-Night Stay for Two or Four at Pelican Eyes Resort & Spa in Nicaragua
  Relaxing Retreat Near Gorgeous Central American Bay

  Peninsular bluffs jut out into the glittering waters of San Juan del Sur Bay in Nicaragua, and many of the crags along the coastline are lined with posh resorts. One can catch a full view of this panorama beyond the edge of the infinity pool at Pelican Eyes Resort & Spa, which is situated up on a hilltop. Open-air terraces throughout the resort’s rooms overlook the ocean or the resort?s sump…

• Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on the Arms, Face, Upper or Lower Legs and Feet, or Men’s Back at Oasis Med Spa and Laser Center (Up to 86% Off)
  

  Body hair can be hard to control, like a toddler with godlike powers or the 35-foot-tall Teletubby that materialized in the middle of its nap. Dispose of unwanted fuzz with today’s Groupon to Oasis Med Spa and Laser Center. Choose from the following options:

  For $149, you get six laser-hair-removal treatments on the lower arms and hands or the upper arms and shoulder caps (a $1,048 value).
  For $159, you get six laser-hair-removal treatments …

• One- or Two-Night Stay for Two in a King Suite at Hotel Indigo Dallas Downtown
  Colorful Hotel in Historical Downtown Dallas Location

  In the early 1920s, Conrad Hilton set the blueprints for a hotel in downtown Dallas that would be built on the highest plot of land he could find. The building would be grand, designed in the style of Louis Sullivan?s elegant skyscrapers, and feature two imposing towers joined by an arching 10th-floor bridge. It would also become the first hotel to bear his name. The distinctive design of …

Dayton

• $7 for $15 Worth of Cafe Fare at The Butter Cafe
  

  Pancakes, like acrobats, are easily stacked but make children cry when they topple to the ground. Have a balanced breakfast with today?s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of breakfast and lunch fare at The Butter Cafe.

  The Butter Cafe’s chefs have designed a menu dedicated to healthy culinary experiences by populating it with breakfast and lunch fare forged from organic dairy, local and organic veggies, and free-range, locally sourced meat a…

• $29 for 12 Months of Online Meal Planning from E-Mealz ($58 Value)
  

  Much like composing a will, composing a grocery list requires the foresight to know what your kids will want. Outsource an unpleasant task with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get 12 months of online meal planning from E-Mealz (a $58 value).

  Endorsed by financial author Dave Ramsey and highlighted on Oprah Winfrey’s Life Lift blog, E-Mealz charts out a week’s worth of dollar- and healthy-savvy dinner recipes to relieve the burden of kitchen-rel…

• Detailing for an Auto or Boat Up to 23-Feet Long or More Than 23-Feet Long at Street Freakz Performance (Up to 55% Off)
  

  Despite their mechanical nature, cars are sensitive and must be groomed, protected, and lulled to sleep by the sound of a mechanic ripping up a Haynes manual. Show your car you care with today’s Groupon to Street Freakz Performance in Fairborn. Choose between the following options:

  For $59, you get an interior and exterior detail for a car or boat up to 23-feet long (a $130 value)
  For $79, you get an interior and exterior detail service for …

• $17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services Online from Vistaprint
  

  Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get $70 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the …

Denver

• Visit for Two or Four to The Ice Castles at Silverthorne (Up to Half Off)
  

  Depending on conditions, water can enter into any of the three states of matter: gas, liquid, and castle. View a solidified structure with today’s Groupon to The Ice Castles at Silverthorne. Choose between the following options:

  For $11, you get a visit for two (up to a $20 value).
  For $20, you get a visit for four (up to a $40 value).

  With nationwide attention from publications such as Oprah.com, the Los Angeles Times, and the Huffington …

• Tinting for Two or Five Windows at Performance Window Tinting in Englewood (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Unlike pets and houseguests, vehicles don?t hold grudges after getting sprayed with a hose and locked outside the house. Care for tolerant cars with today?s Groupon to Performance Window Tinting. Choose between the following options:

  For $49, you get the front two windows of a car, truck, SUV, or van tinted (up to a $100 value).
  For $99, you get up to five windows of a car, truck, SUV, or van tinted (up to a $300 value).

  Stowing 18 years …

• $59 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at CorePower Yoga ($159 Value). 17 Locations Available.
  

  Practicing yoga, like hanging a picture frame, requires a good sense of balance, a tasteful mat, and a supportive instructor to keep an eye on your alignment. Stay centered with today?s Groupon: for $59, you get one month of unlimited yoga classes at CorePower Yoga (a $159 value), valid at 17 Denver-area locations.

  New students may also enroll in an additional week of free classes using the studio?s online offer.

  CorePower Yoga?s instructors…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Calzones at DP Dough Denver
  

  Like opening an envelope from an eccentric aunt, biting into a calzone can reveal delightful surprises, such as a birthday card written entirely in pepperoni. Munch on tasty correspondence with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of calzones at DP Dough Denver.

  Working late-night hours stretching from 1 a.m. to 3 a.m., DP Dough Denver’s chefs sling more than 30 different varieties of crisp, topping-stuffed calzones spanning classic, c…

• One, Four, Six, or Eight Weight-Loss Steam Treatments at The Hollywood Body Laser Center in Centennial (Up to 69% Off)
  

  Like a doting parent, steam will de-wrinkle your dress shirt and cook your vegetables. Rely on the convenience of steam with today’s Groupon to The Hollywood Body Laser Center in Centennial. Choose from the following options:

  For $19, you get one Steamy Wonder weight-loss steam treatment (a $40 value).
  For $69, you get four Steamy Wonder weight-loss steam treatments (a $160 value).
  For $89, you get six Steamy Wonder weight-loss steam treatme…

Des Moines

• $50 for $200 Worth of Eyeglasses and Frames at Optica in Clive
  

  An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, which hampers investigations into the underground eye trade. Invest in your ocular assets with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $200 worth of eyeglasses and frames at Optica in Clive.

  Optica’s expert personnel helps determine which frames from its abundant brand-name selection best fit customers’ styles and budgets. Staffers snugly coax prescription lenses into chic Liz Claiborne ($160) or Giorg…

• Three-Hour Beginning Diving Package or Nitrox Scuba Course at Adventure Diving in West Des Moines (Up to 84% Off)
  

  Scuba diving is the only way left to find hidden treasure, befriend a nautical skeleton, or strap a huge tank to yourself. Explore the possibilities with today’s Groupon to Adventure Diving in West Des Moines. Choose between the following options:

  For $15, you get a beginning diving package (a $95 value), which includes:

  The first three hours of a three-part open-water diving course
  A $15 credit to use toward gear

  For $145, you get a nit…

• Laser Hair Removal for Small or Medium Area or Fraxel Laser Treatment at Medwest Health and Aesthetics (Up to 89% Off)
  

  Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $129 for three laser hair-removal treatments for one small area (a $1,200 value)
  $209 for three laser hair-removal treatments for one medium area (a $1,800 value)

  Click here for a list of treatment areas
  Customized treatment plan for potentially permanent hair removal
  Can tre…

• Oil Changes and Tire-Rotation Packages at O’Brien’s Auto Repair (Up to 66% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today’s Groupon to O’Brien’s Auto Repair. Choose from the following options:

  For $20, you get one oil change (a $43.18 value).
  For $39, you get two oil changes and one tire rotation (a $109.31 value).
  For $45, you get two oil changes and two tire rotations (a $…

• $25 for $75 Worth of Digital-Media-Conversion Services from Southtree
  

  Converting old memories into new digital formats means encoding them as a string of zeroes and ones, like a scoring table after a yodeled rendition of “Amazing Grace” divides judges between goose eggs and perfect 10s. Express yourself binarily with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of media-conversion services from Southtree.

  Having preserved more than 25 billion frames of home-movie magic, Southtree modernizes fading videotapes, fi…

Detroit

• $44 for Two Man-Hours of Standard Residential Cleaning from ProForm Cleaning ($95 Value)
  

  Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don’t finish a hard day’s work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today’s Groupon: for $44, you get two man-hours of standard residential cleaning from ProForm Cleaning (a $95 value). Click here for ProForm Cleaning’s service areas.

  The uniformed staffers of ProForm Cleaning deliver bonded and insured sluicings to residential dwellings. Technic…

• One or Two IPL Photofacials or Six Zerona Laser Body-Contouring Treatments at Vixen Aesthetics in Utica (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Light comes in many forms?be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign?s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon to Vixen Aesthetics in Utica. Choose from the following options:

  For $129, you get an IPL photofacial treatment (a $300 value).
  For $199, you get two IPL photofacial treatments (a $600 value).
  For $799, you get six Zerona laser…

• Exterior or Interior Automotive Steam Cleaning or Both at DetailXPerts (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Getting your vehicle cleaned at the car wash uses less water than hosing it down at home and less gas than driving it into a river. Combat grime efficiently with today’s Groupon to DetailXPerts. Choose from the following options:

  For $49, you get an organic interior steam cleaning (a $149 value).
  For $39, you get an organic exterior steam cleaning (a $105 value).
  For $88, you get an Ultimate Eco Wash car-wash package with organic interior an…

• One Ticket to See Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert at the Detroit Opera House on February 17. Two Options Available.
  

  Although it?s common for chefs to be treated like rock stars, they still have to foot the bill after trashing hotel rooms with Grey Poupon. Savor the marinated words of cooking masters with today?s GrouponLive deal to see Good Vs. Evil: An Evening with Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert at the Detroit Opera House on Friday, February 17, at 8 p.m. Choose between the following reserved seating options:

  For $27, you get one ticket for reserved ba…

• Two Tickets to Gigantour with Megadeth and Motörhead at The Palace of Auburn Hills on February 9 (Up to $80.30 Value)
  

  Heavy metal unleashes aggression in a safe and therapeutic way, unlike light metal, which is only good for covering casseroles and blowing up microwaves. Trade in your tinfoil for an anvil of rock with today?s GrouponLive deal to Gigantour, featuring Megadeth with Motörhead, Volbeat, and Lacuna Coil, at The Palace of Auburn Hills. For $40, you get two reserved lower-level tickets for Thursday, February 9, at 6:30 p.m. (up to an $80.30 value on…

Edmonton

• $49 for One Photo Print Reproduced on a 16″x20″x1.5″ Gallery-Wrapped Canvas from Picture It On Canvas ($130 Value)
  

  In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody could shake the massive canvases. Harness the power of the digital age with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get one photo print reproduced on a 16″x20″x1.5″ gallery-wrapped canvas (a $130 value) from Picture It On Canvas, an online company based in California. The value of this Groupon includes the $20 flat rate for shipping to Canada, …

• Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on Extra-Small, Small, Medium, or Large Area at Glow Skincare & Laser (Up to 87% Off)
  

  Though inner beauty is important, the fact remains that outer beauty is still often used to determine test scores and income-tax rates. Get a leg up on life with today’s Groupon to Glow Skincare & Laser. Choose from the following options:

  For $89, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on an extra-small area (up to a $240 value).
  For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $390 value).
  For $199, you get six…

• $50 for $100 Worth of Designer Lingerie at Night Owl Designer Lingerie
  

  A piece of lingerie is only effective if it’s appropriately sized, like a toupée or a saddle for riding atop zeppelins. Correctly cover bikini zones with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of designer lingerie at Night Owl Designer Lingerie.

  For more than 30 years, Night Owl Designer Lingerie has seductively cloaked a variety of corporeal curvatures in tailored intimate apparel from designers such as Prima Donna, Marie Jo, and Lise…

• $999 for Six Zerona Body-Contouring Treatments at Serene Radiance Laser Centre ($1,999 Value)
  

  Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona body-contouring treatments at Serene Radiance Laser Centre (a $1,999 value).

  Overseen by a council of laser technologists, medical aestheticians, and nutritionists, the beam wielders at Serene Radiance trim torsos with fat-liquefying Zerona body …

• One or Two Spray Tans at Baja Bronze in Sherwood Park (Up to 65% Off)
  

  Unlike getting a tan outside, spray tanning doesn’t require building a base coat or viewing the sun’s endless collection of Oort-cloud-vacation slides. Savor your solar solitude with today’s Groupon to Baja Bronze in Sherwood Park. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get one spray tan plus a $5 voucher for tanning products (a $52.25 value, including GST).
  For $35, you get two spray tans plus a $5 voucher for tanning products (…

El Paso

• $39 for 12 Cardio-Kickboxing Weight-Loss Classes at Go Gym ($120 Value)
  

  Like a good horror movie, a good exercise regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today?s Groupon: for $39, you get 12 cardio-kickboxing weight-loss classes at Go Gym (a $120 value).

  Go Gym’s enthusiastic instructors motivate clients toward trimmer physiques with fast-paced cardio-kickboxing classes held…

• Two-Hour Healthy Cooking Class for Adults, Couples, or Cooking Healthy Meals for Kids at Trinity Health (Up to 58% Off)
  

  Creating a meal from scratch is both challenging and delicious, much like playing “Stairway to Heaven” on a clarinet made out of a candy cane. Master meal melding with today’s Groupon to Trinity Health. Choose from the following options:

  For $19, you get a two-hour healthy cooking class (a $45 value).
  For $19, you get a two-hour cooking to raise healthy kids class (a $45 value).
  For $48, you get a two-hour healthy couples cooking class for t…

• Baked Goods at Cox’s Bakery (Half Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Poetry would be entirely composed of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn’t devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Today’s Groupon says what meter and rhythm cannot with today’s Groupon to Cox?s Bakery. Choose between the following options:

  For $5, you get $10 worth of baked treats.
  For $15, you get $30 worth of baked treats.

  Cox?s Bakery’s confection constructors tap into more than thre…

• Brazilian Wax or Brazilian, Upper-Lip, and Brow Wax at N Dulge Day Spa (Up to 54% Off)
  

  Constantly plucking body hair is one of life’s most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with today’s deal to N Dulge Day Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $29, you get a Brazilian wax (a $60 value).

  For $39, you get a waxing package (an $85 value), which includes the following:

  A Brazilian wax (a $60 value)
  An upper-lip wax (a $10 val…

• Up to 75% Off Small, Medium, or Large Photo-Print Reproductions on Gallery-Wrapped Canvas from Picture It On Canvas
  

  In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody was big enough to shake the massive canvases. Harness the power of the digital age with today’s Groupon for a photo-print reproduction on gallery-wrapped canvas from Picture It On Canvas, including shipping, handling, and tax. Choose from the following options:

  For $39, you get a 16″x20″x1.5″ photo-print reproduction on gallery-wrap…

Fort Lauderdale

• Spanish and Basque Fare on a Weekend or Weekday at La Barraca Bar (Up to 55% Off)
  

  Like voluntary tasings and constructive criticism, some meals are best when delivered in small doses. Snack in stride with today’s Groupon to La Barraca Bar in Hollywood. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get $40 worth of Spanish fare on a Friday or Saturday.
  For $18, you get $40 worth of Spanish fare on a weekday. La Barraca Bar is closed on Mondays.

  At La Barraca Bar, guests bond over shareable small plates of authentic,…

• $99 for a Couples Massage or Couples-Massage Lesson at Body & Soul Retreat in Coral Springs ($360 Value)
  

  People naturally feel romantic when they’re bathed in mood lighting, whether it’s the twinkle of fireflies, a full moon in a starry sky, or a slow, glowing flow of lava oozing through a downtown thoroughfare. Heat up the mood with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a one-hour private couples massage or private couples-massage lesson at Body & Soul Retreat in Coral Springs (a $360 value).

  Body & Soul Retreat’s professional pamperers whisk coupl…

• One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at Aesthetic and Anti-Aging Medical Center in Deerfield Beach (Up to 74% Off)
  

  Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with today?s Groupon to Aesthetic and Anti-Aging Medical Center in Deerfield Beach. Choose between the following options:

  For $49, you get one microdermabrasion treatment on the face, neck, chest, both shoulders, or upper back (a $150 value).

  For $119, you get three microdermabrasion treatments…

• $99 for an In-Office Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Family Dentistry of South Florida (Up to $496 Value)
  

  Teeth have long been important to humans, allowing us to break down food, threaten prey, and bite our dates’ fingernails during horror movies. Brighten your pearly whites with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get an in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at one of Family Dentistry of South Florida’s three locations in Coral Springs, Greenacres, and Lauderhill (up to a $496 value).

  Family Dentistry of South Florida’s courageous league of denti…

• $49 for One Hour of Tattoo Work at South Seas Tattoo Company in Deerfield Beach ($140 Value)
  

  Most people are not fortunate enough to be born with a birthmark in the shape of their favorite basketball player or band logo. Rectify nature’s mistake with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get one hour of tattoo work at South Seas Tattoo Company in Deerfield Beach (a $140 value).

  At South Seas Tattoo Company, owner Rob Soli helps clients commemorate milestones and create lasting artwork with custom tattoos. Rob?s expertise extends from a lifet…

Fort Wayne

• $7 for $15 Worth of Books at Hyde Brothers, Booksellers
  

  Most people know better than to judge a book by its cover, but that hasn?t stopped publishers from plastering shirtless vampires all over underselling copies of the Farmers’ Almanac. Stock up on eye-catching titles with today?s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of books at Hyde Brothers, Booksellers.

  Hyde Brothers, Booksellers entertains eyes and minds with more than 150,000 used and new book titles spanning hundreds of categories. Floor-to…

• Paintball Outing for One, Two, or Four at Apocalypse Paintball in Angola (Up to 55% Off)
  

  Paintball combines the philosophies from Sun Tzu?s The Art of War with anecdotes from Jackson Pollock’s autobiography, I Will Fight Your Painting. Hone combat aesthetics with today?s Groupon to Apocalypse Paintball in Angola. Choose from the following options:

  For $16, you get a paintball outing for one (up to a $32 value).
  For $32, you get a paintball outing for two (up to a $64 value).
  For $58, you get a paintball outing for four (up to a …

• $119 for a Winemaking Package with Equipment Kit, Supplies, and Class at Hops & Harvest (Up to $248.90 Value)
  

  True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, identify flawed bottles, and cry pure chardonnay. Become one with the grape with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $119 for a winemaking package (up to a $248.90 total value) that includes:

  Gold complete wine equipment kit (a $129 value), which includes:

  7.8-gallon primary fermenting bucket
  Adhesive thermometer
  Glass triple-scale hydrometer
  True Brew fast-flow fill kit
  Eight packe…

• $59 for an In-Home Icing Teeth Whitening from Bling Dental ($199 Value)
  

  Movie stars maintain gleaming-white grins not only to look good on the red carpet but also to double as flashlights during haunted-house investigation scenes. Become your own beacon with today?s Groupon: for $59, you get an in-home Icing teeth-whitening treatment from Bling Dental (a $199 value).

  Bling Dental creates a custom tray that fits your teeth and gums as perfectly as a cozy winter tongue mitten. Clients can then apply Icing gel at th…

• $15 for $35 Worth of Fortune Cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies
  

  Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today’s game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

  Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a han…

Fort Worth

• One or Two The Grand Washes with Meguiar’s Hand Waxing and Mat Cleaning at Shine Express Carwash (Up to 59% Off)
  

  Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with today’s Groupon to Shine Express Carwash. This Groupon is valid at all four Shine Express Carwash locations in Arlington and Fort Worth. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get one The Grand car wash (a $91.99 value).
  For $75, you get t…

• $39 for a Signature Facial with Microdermabrasion at Facelogic Spa (Up to $148 Value)
  

  Wrinkles on the face can be tell-tale signs of age or of using an armadillo shell as a pillow. Stifle loose-lipped lines with today?s Groupon: for $39, you get a signature facial with microdermabrasion at Facelogic Spa (up to a $148 value).

  The licensed skincare professionals at Facelogic Spa master a large menu of services to help their clients to create a reliable routine for improving their complexions. Each signature facial begins with a …

• $7 for $15 Worth of Breakfast Fare, Sandwiches, and Soups at Yogi’s Bagel Cafe
  

  Bagels aren’t the only breakfast food available, but they are the only one that doubles as the steering wheel of a tiny bread car. It’s your kitchen and you can drive if you want to with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of breakfast fare, sandwiches, and soups at Yogi’s Bagel Cafe.

  Griddle favorites, flavor-packed bagels, and bold coffees line the menu amid the bright walls and contemporary furnishings of Yogi’s Bagel Cafe. Bagels, …

• $15 for $50 Worth of Personalized Photo Books, Cards, and Stationery from Mixbook
  

  Without photographic evidence, it’s hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being for later generations to study with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $50 worth of photo books, cards, and more from Mixbook.

  With Mixbook’s photo-book services, you can instantly upload your treasured pictures and customize each with the easy-to-use Mixbook editor. Use the editor to cr…

• One, Two, or Three Airbrush Tans at Sparkling Bronze Airbrush Tanning in Arlington (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Bodies get natural color through spray tanning without having to suffer through burns, harmful UV radiation, and the sun?s endless collection of Oort-cloud-vacation slides. Savor your solar solitude with today’s Groupon to Sparkling Bronze Airbrush Tanning in Arlington. Choose from the following options:

  For $19, you get one custom airbrush tan (a $50 value).
  For $35, you get two custom airbrush tans (a $100 value).
  For $49, you get three cu…

Fresno

• $39 for Dental Package with Exam, X-rays, Cleaning, and Oral-Cancer Screening at Crystal Dental of Fresno ($313 Value)
  

  The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a dental-care package at Crystal Dental of Fresno (a $313 value). The package includes the following:

  Dental exam (a $71 value)
  X-rays (a $121 value)
  Cleaning (an $86 value)
  Oral-cancer screening (a $35 value)

  The experienced staf…

• $55 for an On-Location Photo Shoot with Two 5?x7? Prints and One 8?x10? Print from Mark Janzen Photography ($370 Value)
  

  Photographers preserve subjects’ precious memories, abolishing the need to hastily scoop reflections out of nearby fountains. Seek permanence with today’s Groupon: for $55, you get a photography package from Mark Janzen Photography (a $370 total value), which includes:

  One-hour on-location portrait session (a $250 value), held within a 20-mile radius of the 93711 zip code
  Two 5?x7? prints (a $60 value) and one 8?x10? print (a $60 value)
  10% …

• $50 for $200 Worth of Mattresses and Mattress Sets at Mattress Land SleepFit Center
  

  Unlike a bad roommate, a good mattress always supports you and never stabs you in the back. Shack up with your perfect match with today?s Groupon: for $50, you get $200 worth of mattresses and mattress sets at Mattress Land SleepFit Center, valid at three locations in Fresno and Clovis.

  Mattress Land SleepFit Center?s knowledgeable clerks pair clients with ideal mattresses using bedMatch diagnostic technology. With the help of friendly associ…

• Spa Package with Massage and Facial for One or Two at Pure Radiance Spa Salon and Tanning (54% Off)
  

  Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with today?s Groupon to Pure Radiance Spa Salon and Tanning. Choose between the following options:

  For $69, you get a Pure Bliss mini escape for one (a $150 value).
  For $139, you get a Pure Bliss mini escape for two (a $300 value).

  Each Pure Bliss mini escape includes:

  A cranberry-pomegranate enzyme facia…

Grand Rapids

• Mug-Painting Package for Two or Five Studio Visits to The Mud Room (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Hand-painted pottery has a rich legacy of storytelling, from the Grecian urns that document the perils of Orpheus and Eurydice to modern coffee mugs that foretell epic tales of the world’s greatest grandpa. Paint your own story with today’s Groupon to The Mud Room in Ada. This Groupon is not valid from March 29 to April 8. Choose between the following options:

  For $17, you get the Mug Shots package for two (a $34 value), which includes the …

• Golf Outing with Cart for Two or Four at Alpine Golf Club in Comstock Park (Up to 53% Off)
  

  Well-rounded golfers must master a variety of skills, including driving, reverse-putting, and suppressing the part of the brain that associates high scores with victory. Chip away at preconceived notions with today’s Groupon to Alpine Golf Club in Comstock Park. Choose between the following options:

  For $29, you get an 18-hole round of golf with cart rental for two (up to a $58 value). This Groupon is valid Monday?Friday.
  For $55, you get an…

• Spa Haircut and Facial, Spa Haircut, or Shellac Manicure at Shear Attitudes Hair & Tanning in Middleville (Up to 52% Off)
  

  Like your music collection or a public reading of your dream journal, a haircut says a lot about you. Control the message with today’s Groupon to Shear Attitudes Hair & Tanning in Middleville. Choose from the following options:

  For $30, you get a 1.5- to 2-hour spa package (up to a $62 total value), which includes:

  A spa haircut and style with conditioning treatment (up to a $32 value)
  A 45-minute facial (a $30 value)

  For $16, you get a 45…

• Weight-Loss and Detox Nutritional Supplements from TGL Nutrition (Up to 61% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today?s Groupon to TGL Nutrition. Choose between the following options:

  For $45, you get an African Mango Burn, African Mango 1200, and Detox and Cleanse weight-loss combo pack (a $112.85 value).
  For $45, you get an Elevate, Detox and Cleanse, …

• $29 for 12 Months of Online Meal Planning from E-Mealz ($58 Value)
  

  Much like composing a will, composing a grocery list requires the foresight to know what your kids will want. Outsource an unpleasant task with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get 12 months of online meal planning from E-Mealz (a $58 value).

  Endorsed by financial author Dave Ramsey and highlighted on Oprah Winfrey’s Life Lift blog, E-Mealz charts out a week’s worth of dollar- and healthy-savvy dinner recipes to relieve the burden of kitchen-rel…

Hamilton

Hampton Roads

• $29 for a 60-Minute Therapeutic Massage at Wells Therapeutics in Virginia Beach ($59 Value). Two Options Available.
  

  Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with today?s Groupon to Wells Therapeutics in Virginia Beach (a $59 value). Choose between the following options:

  For $29, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $59 value). This option expires three months from the feature date.
  For $29, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $59 value). This option …

• Tapas for a Small or Large Group at Central 111 (Up To 53% Off)
  

  Hot potato, the earliest dish designed to be passed, is nearly extinct due to the constant ravages of grade-school appetites. Today’s Groupon revives shifting sustenance.

  The Deal

  $20 for $40 worth of tapas
  $38 for $80 worth of tapas for groups of four or more

  Choose from tapas such as:

  Sushi grade tuna tartar ($12)
  Roasted portabellas topped with crab and asparagus ($10.50)
  Panko encrusted lamb chops ($12.50)
  See the full menu

  Tapas s…

• $199 for $2,000 Toward LASIK and $150 Toward Designer Sunglasses at Beach Eye Care in Virginia Beach
  

  Wearing glasses can be inconvenient, especially when trying to put in your contacts. Enjoy a lens-free lifestyle with today’s Groupon: for $199, you get an eye-care package at Beach Eye Care in Virginia Beach. The package includes the following:

  $2,000 toward LASIK eye surgery
  $150 toward designer sunglasses

  The ocular repairmen at Beach Eye Care, winner of Best of Virginia Beach 11 years in a row and winner of seven Best of Hampton Roads …

• Basic or Complete Mobile Detail on a Car or a Truck or SUV from Reflections Mobile Detailing (Up to 63% Off)
  

  Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Get your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves with today?s Groupon for car detailing from Reflections Mobile Detailing. Choose one of the following options:

  For $37, you get a basic mobile detail for a car (a $75 value).
  For $45, you get a basic mobile detail for an SUV or truck (a $90 value)….

• Spa Mani-Pedi Package at Dakota M Salon & Spa in Virginia Beach (56% Off)
  

  Without spas, terrycloth bathrobes would have to make ends meet by taking part-time jobs as car-wash rags and Muppets. Help keep bath wear gainfully employed with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a spa manicure and pedicure at Dakota M Salon and Spa in Virginia Beach (an $80 value).

  With 30 years of experience, the highly trained staff at Dakota M Salon and Spa remodels rundown appendages with a variety of manicure and pedicure treatments….

Hartford

• Gently Used Home Furnishings at Revival Home in West Hartford (Up to 55% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Without furniture, houses would lack a conventional means of expressing their individuality, forcing them to resort to potentially ruinous facial piercings. Help domiciles save face with today?s Groupon to Revival Home in West Hartford. Choose between the following options:

  For $25, you get $50 worth of gently used home furnishings.
  For $45, you get $100 worth of gently used home furnishings.

  Revival Home helps customers invigorate rooms w…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Grinders, and Italian Fare at Hartford Road Pizza in Manchester
  

  A cheese pizza is a blank canvas just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza, grinders, and Italian fare at Hartford Road Pizza in Manchester.

  The pizza slingers and grinder stackers at Hartford Road Pizza have honed sauces and refined recipes for comforting fare in a family-friend…

• $39 for Lifetime Use of Online Software from The Great Family Cookbook Project ($99 Value)
  

  When family recipes are passed verbally through generations, a pinch of salt slowly evolves into a pitcher of salt. Record properly salted family recipes with today?s Groupon: for $39, you get a lifetime membership to The Great Family Cookbook Project‘s custom cookbook-creating software (a $99 value).

  The Great Family Cookbook Project, the culinary brainchild of two high-school friends, helps families of any size to come together and preserve…

• Salon Services at La Beleza Day Spa and Salon in Watertown (Up to 60% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today’s Groupon to La Beleza Day Spa and Salon in Watertown. Choose from the following options:

  For $140, you get a haircut package (a $335 total value) that includes:

  Haircut and style (a $35 value)
  Keratin treatment (a $300 v…

• $40 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing at Center Framing & Art in West Hartford
  

  Art collectors protect their pictures the same way crime bosses discipline their children?by having them framed. Guard your pictures before they take a fall with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of custom framing at Center Framing & Art in West Hartford.

  At Center Framing and Art, a variegated cavalcade of meticulously crafted frames helps transform prosaic pictures into vibrant pieces of art. Inside the spacious studio, a medley …

Houston

• Discovery Flight for One or Private-Pilot Training at The Flight School in Cypress (51% Off)
  

  There are few freedoms as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans spent millennia inventing the airplane and why penguins are so very, very bitter. Exceed evolutionary shortcomings with today?s Groupon to The Flight School, located at the Weiser Air Park in Cypress. Choose from the following options:

  For $59, you get an extended discovery-flight session for one flyer (a $120 total value). Discovery flights include:

  One hour of…

• Two-Hour Tantalizing Tastings Wine-Pairing Class for 1, 2, or 10 at Cork Soakers (Up to 67% Off)
  

  An in-depth knowledge of wine can enliven humdrum dinner parties, just as an in-depth knowledge of dynamite fishing can enliven foundering job interviews. Give palates an executive education with today?s Groupon to Cork Soakers. Choose from the following options:

  For $30, you get a two-hour Tantalizing Tastings wine-pairing class for one person (a $60 value).
  For $50, you get a two-hour Tantalizing Tastings wine-pairing class for two people …

• Laser Nail-Fungus Removal for One or Two Feet or Hands at Houston Foot and Ankle Care (Up to 70% Off)
  

  Although lasers play a pivotal role in surgery and nuclear fusion, they also remove nail fungus and distract kittens from overthrowing the human race. Embrace the spectrum’s good side with today’s Groupon to Houston Foot and Ankle Care. Choose between the following options:

  For $199, you get laser nail-fungus removal for one foot or hand (a $600 value).
  For $299, you get laser nail-fungus removal for two feet or hands (a $995 value).

  Featu…

• 5 or 10 Krav Maga Classes at Fusion Fight Co. in League City (Up to 78% Off)
  

  Most creatures react to danger with a “fight or flight” response, which means they either box their opponent or commandeer a nearby blimp. Hone your pugilistic instinct with today’s Groupon to Fusion Fight Co. in League City. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get 5 krav maga classes (a $150 value).
  For $65, you get 10 krav maga classes (a $300 value).

  Krav maga classes are held on Mondays from 7:15 p.m. to 8:15 p.m.

  Fu…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Café Fare and Valentine?s Day Desserts at Pie Town Café & Dessert Shop in Shenandoah
  

  Making a good sandwich, like removing a child?s head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of café fare and Valentine?s Day desserts at Pie Town Café & Dessert Shop in Shenandoah.

  At Pie Town Café, chefs silence whimpering bellies with a vast menu of from-scratch soups, salads, and more than 30 pies. Spoons take break…

Indianapolis

• $29 for Two Oil Changes with Multi-Point Inspections at Hubler Automotive Group ($65.90 Value). Seven Locations Available.
  

  Cars need regular oil changes to keep them running in top form, just as winning racehorses need periodic blood transfusions to keep the drive for victory coursing through their veins. Treat your chariot like a champ with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get two oil changes and multi-point inspections at Hubler Automotive Group (a $65.90 total value). Choose from the following locations:

  Hubler Chevrolet in Indianapolis
  Hubler Nissan in Indiana…

• $29 for a One-Hour Massage at Pathway to Perfection (Up to $95 Value)
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour massage at Pathway to Perfection (up to a $95 value). This Groupon is valid for any of the following massage modalities:

  Deep tissue (an $85 value)
  Myofascial release (an $85 value)
  Hot stone (a $95 value)
  Trigger point (an $85 value)
  Sports (an $85 value…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Upscale American Fare at Cobblestone Grill in Zionsville
  

  A perfect table setting requires pristine linens and polished cutlery, except at off-Broadway restaurants, where waiters set every table in postapocalyptic Vienna. Avoid avant-garde eating with today?s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of upscale American fare at Cobblestone Grill in Zionsville. This Groupon is valid only for dinner on Monday?Saturday.

  The chefs at Cobblestone Grill enlist fresh, local produce and top-choice meats to popula…

• One or Two Brazilian Waxes or One-Year of Unlimited Brazilian Waxes at Body Works Day Spa and Hair Salon (Up to 69% Off)
  

  Spending a day at a spa is a tranquil experience surpassed only by swimming in a pool filled with mashed potatoes or having a hand model slap you to sleep. Invigorate your body less violently with today?s Groupon to Body Works Day Spa and Hair Salon. Choose from the following options:

  For $35, you get one Brazilian wax (a $75 value).
  For $65, you get two Brazilian waxes (a $150 value).
  For $299, you get one year of unlimited Brazilian waxes …

• $39 for One Month of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at Indianapolis Fitness And Sports Training (Up to $229 Value)
  

  While human fitness originated by running long distances to avoid being eaten, it now dictates that we run in place in order to avoid eating. Survive with the fittest thanks to today’s Groupon: for $39, you get one month of unlimited boot-camp classes at Indianapolis Fitness And Sports Training (up to a $229 value).

  Click here for a class schedule.

  IFAST?s renowned certified trainers and co-owners, Bill Hartman and Mike Robertson, structur…

Inland Empire

• Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at FUN by Michelle in Riverside (Up to 87% Off)
  

  Lasers control hair growth without the need for primitive tactics such as shaving, waxing, or screaming at the hairs until they fall out. Save your voice with today’s Groupon to FUN by Michelle in Riverside. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get six laser-hair-removal treatments for one small area (a $600 value).
  For $199, you get six laser-hair-removal treatments for one medium area (a $1,500 value).
  For $399, you get six las…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Fare at Amapola Rico Taco in San Bernardino
  

  A tortilla makes a handy mousepad, an acceptable patch for stiff denim jeans, and, if you draw a face on it, an ideal companion on fishing trips. But there are many other uses for it, as today’s Groupon proves: for $10, you get $20 worth of Mexican fare at Amapola Rico Taco, valid at the Harriman Place, North Mount Vernon Avenue, and Tippecanoe Avenue locations in San Bernardino.

  In 1975, culinary wizard Rosina Gallardo assembled Amapola Rico…

• $20 for $40 Worth of Shoes and Accessories at WSS Footwear
  

  Without proper footwear to identify them, track stars are often assumed to be frightened paranormal experts fleeing unbusted ghosts. Keep ahead of the invisible crowd with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of shoes and accessories at WSS Footwear. This Groupon is valid at 54 locations. Prices and selection vary by location.

  WSS stocks more than 3,000 styles of shoes from cobblers such as Nike, Converse, Skechers, Puma, and more. New…

• Three or Five Drive-Though Car Washes at Express Car Wash in Corona (Up to 56% Off)
  

  Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that?much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake?can actually dampen your ardor for it. Keep human-car relations strong with today’s Groupon to Express Car Wash in Corona. Choose between the following options:

  For $13, you get three The Works car washes (a $27 value).
  For $20, you get five The Works car washes (a $45 value).

  Express Car Wash scours roadster shells in 15 minutes b…

• One, Three, or Six Colon Hydrotherapy Sessions at Alternative Wellness Day Spa in Canyon Lake (Up to 65% Off)
  

  Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today?s Groupon to Alternative Wellness Day Spa in Canyon Lake. Choose from the following options:

  For $37, you get one colon hydrotherapy session (a $75 value).
  For $72, you get three colon hydrotherapy sessions (a $180 value).
  For $115, you g…

Jackson

• $19 for $40 Worth of Vitamins, Supplements, and Health Products at GNC. 2 Locations Available.
  

  Without vitamins and supplements, humans would be forced to sleep in gingko trees, wrestle carrots from bunnies, and milk the iron from golf clubs. Fill your food pyramid in a single dose with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get $40 worth of vitamins, supplements, and health products at GNC. Choose from the following locations: Flowood and Ridgeland. This Groupon is valid towards anything in the store.

  GNC’s opulent aisles display a wide variet…

• $35 for One Month of Unlimited UV Tanning or Five Mystic Tan Spray Tans at Solar 51 (Up to $70 Value)
  

  Prior to tanning salons, the only way to achieve a beautiful copper glow was to boil pennies and bathe in the scalding reduction. Achieve a less painful sheen with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get one month of unlimited UV tanning (up to a $69.30 value) or five Mystic Tan spray-tan sessions (a $70 value) at Solar 51, which has locations in Clinton, Pearl, and Ridgeland.

  Voted Best Tanning in 2009 by Jackson CityVoters for its Ridgeland locat…

• Two Facial Waxes or One, Two, or Three Bikini Waxes at Five Star Spa & Nails (Up to 60% Off)
  

  Along with damaging one’s self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today’s Groupon to Five Star Spa & Nails in Clinton. Choose from the following options:

  For $12, you get two eyebrow or upper-lip waxes (up to a $24 value).
  For $15, you get one bikini wax (a $30 value).
  For $28, you get two bikini waxes (a $60 value).
  For $36, you get three bikini wa…

• $375 for a Three-Hour Photo-Booth Rental from Picture the Booth ($750 Value)
  

  Photography has progressed exponentially over the past century with the development of digital cameras, faster shutter speeds, and smiling. Capture the latest trends of emotional technology with today’s Groupon: for $375, you get a three-hour photo-booth rental from Picture the Booth (a $750 value). The rental includes:

  Delivery, setup, pickup, and breakdown
  Onsite professional attendant
  Ultra-high-resolution DSLR camera
  Flash portrait stud…

Jacksonville

• $99 for Two Hours of Moving Services from Big Guy Moving ($200 Value)
  

  Unfortunately, consumer cars and trucks by themselves are not designed to transport family valuables due to their lack of fastening straps and common infestations of rowdy toddlers. Seek out calming professionalism with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get two hours of moving services from Big Guy Moving (a $200 value).

  Big Guy Moving’s licensed and insured moving mavens perform packing, moving, and cleaning services to streamline and de-stress …

• Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Tuscan Bliss Medspa in Jacksonville Beach (Up to 84% Off)
  

  Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-reduction treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $99 for three laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $465 value)
  
  
  $149 for three laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (up to a $930 value)
  
  
  $199 for three laser hair-removal treatments on a lar…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Hoagies, and Drinks at Mellow Mushroom
  

  Chefs’ ovens burn much hotter than conventional ovens, allowing them to quickly roast meats and melt glacier chunks into gourmet ice water. Enjoy professional cooking with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for $20 worth of pizza, hoagies, and drinks

  Menu with casual Italian fare such as:

  Mighty meaty pizza ($13.95 for small)
  Chicken and cheese calzone ($11)
  Grilled steak and cheese hoagies ($5.50 for half; $9.95 for whole)

  Bar stocked with d…

• $49 for a Two-Hour Outdoor Photo-Shoot Package with One Print from Colleen Lawson Photography ($161.99 Value)
  

  A skilled photographer captures a subject’s sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental milestones with today?s Groupon: for $49, you get a photography package from Colleen Lawson Photography (a $161.99 total value). This Groupon is valid for on-location shoots at Jacksonville Beach, Walter Jones Historical Park, or Alpine Groves Park in St. Johns. The package includ…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Pet Food, Toys, and Accessories from PetFlow.com
  

  Like pizza, flowers, and cinder-block-o-grams, unwieldy bags of pet food are best delivered by a professional. Avoid heavy lifting with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pet food, toys, and accessories from PetFlow.com. This Groupon does not cover shipping, which is a flat fee of $4.95 for any order. Groupon purchasers who spend $59 more than the value of today’s deal will receive free shipping.

  Online retailer PetFlow.com saves …

Kalamazoo

• Ski Package with Equipment Rental or All-Day Lift Ticket at Caberfae Peaks Ski & Golf Resort in Cadillac (Up to Half Off)
  

  Like grizzly bear chauffeurs or a WiFi-enabled beard, mountain resorts combine rugged charm with modern amenities. Get back to nature from a safe distance with today’s Groupon to Caberfae Peaks Ski & Golf Resort in Cadillac. Choose between the following options:

  For $37, you get a one-day snow-sport package (up to a $74 value), which includes:

  One all-day lift ticket (up to a $42 value)
  All-day rental of skiing or snowboarding equipment (up…

• $29 for 12 Months of Online Meal Planning from E-Mealz ($58 Value)
  

  Much like composing a will, composing a grocery list requires the foresight to know what your kids will want. Outsource an unpleasant task with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get 12 months of online meal planning from E-Mealz (a $58 value).

  Endorsed by financial author Dave Ramsey and highlighted on Oprah Winfrey’s Life Lift blog, E-Mealz charts out a week’s worth of dollar- and healthy-savvy dinner recipes to relieve the burden of kitchen-rel…

• Photo and Video Digitization Services from ScanDigital (Up to 62% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today’s Groupon to ScanDigital. Choose between the following options:

  For $40, you get $100 worth of digitization services.
  For $115, you get $300 worth of digitization services.

  Unlike a lunch sack filled with gummy worms in a postapocalyptic world, this…

Kansas City

• $299 for a Hot Air Balloon Flight for Two with a Traditional Toast from Balloon AD-Ventures ($550 Value)
  

  Hot air balloon rides shatter the stork community’s monopoly on carrying humans in baskets. Democratize the skies with today?s Groupon: for $299, you get a sunrise hot air balloon flight for two with a traditional toast from Balloon AD-Ventures (a $550 value). Flights typically take off from the southern part of the greater Kansas City area.

  An experienced pilot safely skims the treetops in one of Balloon AD-Ventures’ inflatable aircrafts, gu…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Chinese Fare and Drinks at Po’s Dumpling Bar
  

  Eating with chopsticks requires a certain level of dexterity, like beating a difficult video game or spitefully disassembling a too-difficult video game. Conquer your hunger with today?s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Chinese fare and drinks at Po’s Dumpling Bar.

  Taught to make noodles at age 8 in his native Taiwan, Po of Po’s Dumpling Bar crafts an MSG-free menu of authentic Chinese fare at his namesake eatery on bustling 39th Street…

• Italian Fare for Dinner or Lunch at Monetti’s Taste of Italy in Lee’s Summit (Up to 53% Off)
  

  Eating together, like being buried up to your necks in the same cube of cement, keeps families together. Build a solid foundation with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for $20 worth of Italian fare for dinner, such as:

  Four-layer lasagna ($12)
  Grilled salmon ($17)
  10-inch wood-fired cheese pizza ($8)
  See the full menu

  $7 for $15 worth of Italian fare for lunch, such as:

  Homemade meatball sandwich ($8)
  Three-cheese baked ziti ($8)
  Spinach-…

• $20 for a 30-Class Yoga & Fitness Pass from MetaBody ($350 Value)
  

  Like tug-of-war tournaments and harmonized singing telegrams, workouts are more effective when done with a group. Join a fitness community with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-class Yoga & Fitness pass from MetaBody (a $350 value). This Groupon is valid at the following locations:

  CrossFit Edge
  Anytime Fitness Kansas City
  Title Boxing Club in Lenexa
  68?s Inside Sports in Overland Park
  Title Boxing Club in Leawood
  New Day Yoga in Ove…

• $99 for Automotive Window Tinting on a One-Panel Rear Window and Up To Four Side Windows at H&H Audio in Olathe ($239 Value)
  

  Tinted windows prevent bright sunlight from damaging your car’s upholstery and pale moonlight from making you fall in love with your steering column. Avoid glares with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get automotive window tinting for a one-panel rear window and up to four side windows at H&H Audio in Olathe (up to a $239 value).

  The experienced technicians at H&H Audio guard four-wheeled babies with window tinting, which blocks 99% of all incom…

Kitchener

• Brazilian Sugaring with or Without Vajazzling Service at The Sugar Cube (Up to Half Off)
  

  Like an unemployed younger brother, hair can sometimes show up uninvited and refuse to leave. Today?s Groupon will rid you of stray strands with the services of a hair-removal expert at The Sugar Cube. Choose between the following options:

  For $30, you get a Brazilian sugaring treatment (a $60 value).
  For $39, you get a Brazilian sugaring treatment with a vajazzling service (a $70 value).

  The professionals at The Sugar Cube add smoothness…

• Two Crepes at Crepe Delicious (Up to 55% Off). Two Locations Available.
  

  Crepes can be eaten for both dinner and dessert, joining other versatile dishes such as pies or chocolates filled with beef consomme. Settle the debate between savoury and sweet with today’s Groupon to Crepe Delicious. Choose between the following options:

  For $9, you get any two crepes at the Waterloo location (up to a $19.90 value).
  For $9, you get any two crepes at the Cambridge location (up to a $19.90 value).

  Crepe Delicious tenderly …

• $45 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing at Framing & Art Centre
  

  Art collectors protect their pictures the same way that crime bosses discipline their children?by having them framed. Guard your pictures before they take a fall with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get $100 worth of custom framing at Framing & Art Centre, with locations in Cambridge, Guelph, Kitchener, and Waterloo.

  The meticulous frame fashioners at Framing & Art Centre construct high-quality homes for treasured artwork, awards, and memorabi…

Knoxville

• One, Three, or Five Two-Hour Housecleaning Sessions from Extreme Clean of Tennessee (Up to 63% Off)
  

  If not properly cared for, neglected homes will post For Sale signs in their own lawns and hitchhike during passing tornadoes. Keep palaces pristine with today?s Groupon to Extreme Clean of Tennessee. Extreme Clean of Tennessee cleanses abodes within 30 miles of Nashville. Choose from the following options:

  For $55, you get one two-hour housecleaning session (a $130 value).
  For $150, you get three two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $390 valu…

• $20 for $40 Worth of Hair Services at Regis Salons
  

  If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your hair is the tunnel to your mind. Keep your mind-matter from escaping with today’s hair-taming Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of hair services at Regis Salons.

  Armed with current techniques for properly maintaining noggin lawns, Regis Salons’ network keeps clients? hair in order as dictated by the latest trends. Manage mane health with a deep-conditioning treatment, haircut, and blow-dry (st…

• One or Three 60-Minute Escape Massages at Wow! Massage (Up to 53% Off)
  

  Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled ?drain ocean,? were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon to Wow! Massage. Choose between the following options:

  For $35, you get a one-hour escape massage (a $70 value).
  For $99, you get three one-hour escape massages (a $210 value).

  Wow! Massage’s licensed massage therapists unwind coiled musculature by customizing one of three therapeutic massage type…

• $19 for $40 Worth of Vitamins, Supplements, and Health Products at GNC.
  

  Without vitamins and supplements, humans would be forced to sleep in gingko trees, wrestle carrots from bunnies, and milk the iron from golf clubs. Fill your food pyramid in a single dose with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get $40 worth of vitamins, supplements, and health products at Northwest Crossing GNC.

  GNC’s opulent aisles display a wide variety of vitamin and mineral and herbal supplements, as well as sports nutrition, diet, energy, bo…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Barbecue and Southern-Inspired Fare at Clint’s BBQ & Country Cookin’ in Sevierville
  

  Barbecue chefs identify themselves by the signature flavors of their sauces, which they brush onto slabs of meat and hand to police officers during routine traffic stops. Sample handcrafted piquancy with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for $20 worth of barbecue and Southern-inspired cuisine and drinks, such as:

  Smoked, slow-cooked pulled barbecued pork and chicken ($13.99)
  Country-fried steak with white or brown country gravy ($11.50)
  Loaded…

Lakeland

• $15 for $35 Worth of Fortune Cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies
  

  Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today’s game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

  Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a han…

• 1, 3, 5, or 12 Three-Hour Housecleaning Sessions from Lakeland Cleaning Services (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don’t finish a hard day’s work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today’s Groupon to Lakeland Cleaning Services, which services Polk County. Choose from the following options:

  For $37, you get 1 three-hour housecleaning session (a $75 value).
  For $99, you get 3 three-hour housecleaning sessions (a $225 value).
  For $149, you get 5 three-hour ho…

• $30 for an Online Test-Preparation Course from BenchPrep (Up to $149.99 Value)
  

  As technology for obtaining information progresses, so does the usefulness of smartphones, which currently discover facts by calling their encyclopedia roommate. Phone in a wealth of knowledge with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get an online test-preparation course from BenchPrep (up to a $149.99 value). Click here for a list of available classes.

  Customers have unlimited access to their chosen course after paying the initial course fee. Feat…

Las Vegas

• $39 for a Tour of the Hoover Dam and the Ethel M Chocolate Factory from Quality Tours of Las Vegas ($89.99 Value)
  

  Spending time in the desert can make one feel vulnerable due to the intense temperatures, sparse population, and ability of cacti to smell fear. Challenge nature?s wild beauty with today?s Groupon: for $39, you get a half-day Hoover Dam and Ethel M Chocolate Factory tour from Quality Tours of Las Vegas (an $89.99 value).

  Quality Tours of Las Vegas shepherds groups of up to 12 guests through manmade wonders in Nevada with half-day tours of th…

• $119 for 20 Units of Botox or Dysport from Reva Frey, R.N. ($240 Value)
  

  It’s beauty that captures one’s attention, personality that captures one’s heart, and a candidate with every voter’s name Sharpied on her face that captures the electorate’s imagination. Realize the magnetism of your own visage with today’s Groupon: for $119, you get 20 units of Botox or Dysport from Reva Frey, R.N. (a $240 value).

  Having practiced medicine under Dr. John Dudek, Jr. for twenty years, registered nurse Reva Frey imbues visages …

• Wall-Climbing Package with 5 or 10 Climbing Passes and Equipment Rentals at Nevada Climbing Centers (Up to 55% Off)
  

  Mankind’s feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today’s Groupon to Nevada Climbing Centers. Choose between the following options:

  For $55, you get a climbing package (up to a $110 total value) that includes:

  5 climbing passes (up to a $14 value each)
  5 shoe-and-harness rentals (an $8 value each)

  For $99, you get a …

• $15 for a 30-Minute Carriage Ride from Mount Charleston Trail Rides ($30 Value)
  

  A recently discovered alternative to the indoors, going “outside” offers adventurous explorers exposure to things such as wind, sunshine, and the naturally occurring mazes found in corn fields. Leave the indoors with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get a 30-minute carriage ride from Mount Charleston Trail Rides (a $30 value). Carriage rides run on scheduled Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays through Monday, April 30, and require advance registratio…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Adult Novelties and Accessories at Adult Superstore. Four Locations Available.
  

  In a world without adults, taxes would have to file themselves, and the president, by default, would be a stack of dogs wearing a long overcoat. Celebrate your adulthood with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of adult novelties and accessories at Adult Superstore. Choose from the following Las Vegas locations:

  3850 W Tropicana Avenue
  3226 Spring Mountain Road
  601 South Main Street
  1147 S Las Vegas Boulevard

  Web content related to…

Lexington

• $29 for a Furnace or Air-Conditioner Tune-Up and Maintenance from Stewart Air Conditioning & Heating ($65 Value)
  

  A well-maintained furnace is a better means of keeping warm than cuddling with a camp stove or flooding the den with chicken soup. Raise the Fahrenheit with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a furnace or air-conditioner tune-up and maintenance from Stewart Air Conditioning & Heating (a $65 value). Stewart Air Conditioning & Heating serves homes in Fayette County and surrounding cities, including Georgetown, Nicholasville, Paris, Richmond, Vers…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Chinese Cuisine at Happy Panda
  

  Though his chariot oil, sword polish, and fax paper are now obsolete, people still enjoy General Tso’s chicken. Make a coordinated attack on hunger with today?s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Chinese cuisine at Happy Panda.

  Chopsticks squeeze at the succulent pieces of meat embedded in Happy Panda?s steamy rice and noodle dishes, including brown rice, which arrive at tables or doorsteps alongside signature Chinese entrees and vegetari…

• $35 for Dental Checkup with X-rays and Cleaning at Gentle Dental Touch ($230 Value)
  

  The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a dental check-up at Gentle Dental Touch (a $230 total value), which includes:

  An exam (a $50 value)
  X-rays (a $120 value)
  A cleaning (a $60 value)

  At Gentle Dental Touch, Dr. Cindy Munoz and her friendly staff polish and maintain …

• $29 for a Home Teeth-Whitening Kit from Premium Home Whitening ($158 Value)
  

  Like choosing paint swatches with an impatient spouse, teeth whitening replaces pale pistachio, bavarian cream, and summer peach with simple buckets of white. Simplify your shades with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a home teeth-whitening kit from Premium Home Whitening (a $158 value).

  Premium Home Whitening’s kits take trips to the dentist out of smile-brightening equations with FDA-approved gels blanching choppers up to five shades. Afte…

• $24 for a Little Bit Of Love or Key To Your Heart Gift-Wrapped Valentine’s Day Cookie Box ($66 Value)
  What You Get

  For $24, you get the Key To Your Heart gift-wrapped Valentine’s Day cookie box with two dozen individually wrapped and assorted cookies (a $66 value). Each Key To Your Heart box contains four of each of the following cookie flavors:

  Reese’s peanut butter
  White chocolate macadamia nut
  Sugar
  Oatmeal raisin
  Milk chocolate
  Dark chocolate

  For $24, you get the Little Bit of Love gift-wrapped Valentine’s Day cookie box with two doze…

Lincoln

• $25 for $50 Worth of Custom-Made Silver Charms from i declare!
  

  Writing your name on something gives you legal ownership over that item, which is why John Hancock signed the Constitution. Claim what’s yours with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of customizable silver charm jewelry from i declare! online.

  To make every charm of her exclusive sterling-silver jewelry line as unique as possible, i declare! founder Annette Allen hand-stamps them with names, initials, and inspiring quotes. Choose fr…

• Scented Pedicure or Moisturizing Manicure at Ovation Salon (Half Off)
  

  Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you’re watching them or not. Baby your fingers with today’s Groupon to Ovation Salon. Choose between the following options:

  For $15, you get a moisturizing manicure (a $30 value).
  For $25, you get a chocolate, strawberry champagne, or lemon scented pedicure (a $50 value).

  Ovation Salon?s skilled nail technicians groom and glamorize fingers and toes with the relaxing ministrations of manicure and p…

• $49 for One Month of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at N-10sive Boot Camp ($126 Value)
  

  Sit-ups remain one of the best methods of reshaping the abdomen, second only to standing in front of a lit cannon. Enjoy explosive exercise with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get one month of unlimited boot-camp classes at N-10sive Boot Camp located in Good Life Fitness (a $126 value).

  Certified personal trainer and world powerlifting champion Steve Auxier, whose classes have been featured in the Lincoln Journal Star, oversees arduous but re…

• $17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services Online from Vistaprint
  

  Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get $70 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the …

• $115 for a Dirt Devil Whiskers DSV Robotic Vacuum with 10 Dust Pads ($189.94 Value)
  What You Get

  For $115, you get a Dirt Devil Whiskers DSV robotic vacuum (a $169.95 value) with 10 dust pads (a $19.99 suggested retail value, a $189.94 total value).
  An additional $10 shipping fee will be charged at checkout.

  To get this deal, use the buy button on this page. Visit the Groupon Goods FAQ for more info.

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  Overview

  The self-propelling Dirt Devil Whiskers DSV robotic vacuum quietly glides over tile, wood, and linoleum, leavi…

Little Rock

• Up to 10 or 30 Inches of Vein Therapy at SkinStar Laser Med Spa (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the veins on their thighs. Steer clear of veiny skin with today’s Groupon to SkinStar Laser Med Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $50, you get up to 10 inches of vein therapy (a $150 value).
  For $95, you get up to 30 inches of vein therapy (a $250 value).

  The technicians at SkinStar Laser Med Spa set …

• $20 for Five 90-Minute Yoga Classes at Barefoot Studio ($60 Value)
  

  While holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with today?s Groupon: for $20, you get five 90-minute yoga classes at Barefoot Studio (a $60 value).

  Inside Barefoot Studio’s spacious, 4,000-square-foot facility, instructors guide students through a variety of yoga classes according to experience levels in two separate practice spaces. The studio?s team of stu…

• One or Two Formostar Infrared Body-Contouring Wraps at The Sun Shack in Benton (Up to 60% Off)
  

  Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today’s Groupon to The Sun Shack in Benton. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get one Formostar infrared body-contouring wrap (a $45 value).
  For $36, you get two Formostar infrared body-contouring wraps (a $90 value).

  The Sun Shack?s Formostar body-wrap system…

• $35 for a Panoramic Wall Mural from Larger Than Life Prints ($84 Value)
  

  Decorating walls can be a messy task, as it usually requires dealing with sticky wallpaper glue or hiring professional finger painters. Get the wall art without the goo with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 48″x12″ panoramic wall mural shipped to anywhere in the United States and Canada from Larger Than Life Prints, a Philadelphia-based wall-graphics wonderland (an $84 value). If your walls are screaming for a larger mural, you can upgrade …

• $35 for $115 Worth of Keepsake Books from Photobook America
  

  Often used for toting memorable subpoenas or slices of deli meat, books also serve as handy spots to place noteworthy photos while ensuring minimal mold growth. Preserve images in a portable and rodent-repelling format with today?s Groupon: for $35, you get $115 worth of custom-designed photo books from Photobook America. Only one book and any additional copies of that book may be ordered per transaction. This Groupon cannot be used toward shi…

London, ON

• One- or Two-Night Stay for Two and Two Kids and $10 Credit at Bentley’s Inn, Bar, & Restaurant in Stratford (Up to 63% Off)
  

  People often escape to hotels while their homes are being fumigated or leased to local ghosts. Discover new haunts with today?s Groupon to Bentley’s Inn, Bar, & Restaurant in Stratford.

  The Deal

  $59 for a one-night stay for two adults and up to two kids in a room at the Annex Room Inn or a loft at Lofts at 99, plus a $10 voucher to Bentley?s Restaurant (up to $135 total value)

  $99 for a two-night stay for two adults and up to two kids in a…

• Traditional Italian Meal with Appetizer and Entrees for Two or Four at Porta Di Roma (Up to 64% Off)
  

  Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Emperor Caligula famously elevated a plate of lasagna to the Roman Senate. Feast on political recipes with today’s Groupon to Porta Di Roma. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get an Italian meal for two (up to a $48.85 value), which includes the following:

  One appetizer (up to an $8.95 value)
  Two entrees (up to a $19.95 value each)

  For $35, you get an Italian meal for four (up to…

• Massage, Sauna Spa Package, or Valentine’s Day Package at Synchronicity Wellness in Lambeth (Up to 72% Off)
  

  Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labelled ?drain ocean,? were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon to Synchronicity Wellness in Lambeth. Choose one of the following options:

  For $30, you get a 60-minute massage (a $75 value).
  For $35, you get a 30-minute infrared sauna session and a 60-minute zen treatment, which combines reiki, massage, and joint mobilization (a $115 value).
  For $45, you get a…

• $12 for $25 Worth of Gently Used Second-Hand Apparel at Mine 101
  

  Your clothes define you as an individual much more accurately than the dictionary, which curiously defines “you” as a preposition. Become synonymous with style with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  For $12, you get $25 worth of gently used second-hand clothing and accessories, such as the following:

  Tees and tanks ($2)
  Basic and designer denim ($10)
  Designer handbags ($10?$20)
  Activewear ($9?$16)
  Nine West leather boots, size 7 ($24)

  Mine 101
  …

Long Island

• Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Laser Clinique (Up to 97% Off)
  

  An overabundance of hair can not only be unsightly, but can also create discomfort when people perform everyday tasks such as removing velcro hats and emerging from vats of glue. Make day-to-day living a lot smoother with today’s Groupon to Laser Clinique at either its Hicksville or Massapequa Park location. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for a small area (up to a $2,500 value).
  For $149…

• Wine-Tasting Tour with Cheese and Glasses for Two or Four at Sannino Bella Vita Vineyard in Peconic (Up to 57% Off)
  

  True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, identify flawed bottles, and cry pure chardonnay. Become one with the grape with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $29 for a wine tour and tasting for two (a $60 total value), which includes:

  A wine tour with a professional guide (a $20 value per person)
  One cheese plate (a $15 value)
  One souvenir glass (a $5 value)
  10% off nonalcoholic purchases

  $52 for a wine tour and tasting fo…

• $1,499 for a Laser-Assisted Liposuction Treatment at Broadway Smartlipo in North Massapequa ($5,500 Value)
  

  Losing weight, like playing ping-pong or getting married, is almost impossible to do alone. Accept a helping hand with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $1,499 for one laser-assisted liposuction treatment on a large area (a $5,500 value)

  State-of-the-art Smartlipo TriPlex procedure
  Tiny laser melts fat, which is then sucked out from under the skin
  Promotes new collagen production, resulting in tightened tissue
  Patient is awake during the entire p…

• Embroidered NFL Champion Backpack, Tote Bag, or Duffel Bag from Concept One Accessories (Up to 52% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Backpacks hold items that are necessary to get through the day but are too large to fit in a wallet, such as cellphones, muffins, and novelty-sized checks. Populate a new bag with today’s Groupon to Concept One Accessories. Choose from the following options:

  For $29, you get an embroidered NFL champion backpack (up to a $60 value).
  For $29, you get an embroidered NFL champion tote bag (up to a $60 value).
  For $34, you get an embroidered NFL …

• $35 for One Month of Smartraining Sessions, Koko Key, Personal-Progress Website, and After-Hours Access at Koko FitClub in Long Beach ($139 Value)
  

  Muscle weighs more than fat, making retired bodybuilders nature’s best paperweights. Get buff and avoid scattered utility bills with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get one month of unlimited Smartraining sessions, a Koko Key, personal-progress website, and after-hours access at Koko FitClub in Long Beach (a $139 value).

  Koko FitClub’s computerized Smartraining system, designed by such celebrity personal trainers as Kathy Kaehler and Rob Parr,…

Los Angeles

• Five- or Nine-Hour Fishing Trip with Meal from Dana Wharf Sportfishing in Dana Point (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Fish are an elusive prey, fleeing into reefs to evade anglers and spontaneously sprouting legs to run away from Charles Darwin. Track down slippery targets with today’s Groupon to Dana Wharf Sportfishing in Dana Point. Choose between the following options:

  For $25, you get a half-day fishing excursion (a $51.50 total value). The excursion includes:

  A five-hour fishing trip departing at 10 a.m. (a $44 value)
  A $7.50 voucher for hot sandwich…

• Fries, Chips, and Other Potato Fare at Potato Corner in Arcadia (Half Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Most children won’t eat a vegetable unless it is fried, just like they won’t walk a dog that isn’t wearing a bow tie. Pick your battles with today’s Groupon to Potato Corner in Arcadia. Choose between the following options:

  For $5, you get $10 worth of fries, chips, and drinks, valid for one visit.
  For $15, you get $30 worth of fries, chips, and drinks, valid over multiple visits.

  Potato Corner?s counters and kiosks host a made-to-order me…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Middle Eastern Fare, Plus 20% Off Catering Services, at The Hummus Bar & Grill in Tarzana
  

  Cooking miraculously transforms mundane ingredients into delicious cuisine, rendering chickpeas into hummus and a forest tableau into a turducken. Explore these wonders with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Middle Eastern fare, plus 20% off future catering services, at The Hummus Bar & Grill in Tarzana.

  The Hummus Bar & Grill treats diners to large portions of savory Middle Eastern fare, complemented by freshly tossed salads and…

• $60 for “For the Record” Dinner-Theater Outing for Two from Barre Vermont and Vermont Restaurant ($120 Value)
  

  Dinner theater reveals the theatrical nature of dining, wherein forks clash over appetizers and simple questions prompt waiters to deliver soliloquies on the nature of choice. Eat a dramatic dinner with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get two tickets to For the Record and $50 worth of upscale fare at Barre Vermont and Vermont Restaurant (a $120 total value). Performances are on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

  Barre Vermo…

• Two or Five Indoor-Playground Visits at Caterpillar Kids Place in La Cañada Flintridge (Up to 58% Off)
  

  Without playtime, kids unleash their pent-up energy by pulling boxes off supermarket shelves, shouting as loud as they can, and crafting conspiracies with the dog. Prevent childish plots with today’s Groupon to Caterpillar Kids Place in La Cañada Flintridge. Choose between the following options:

  For $12, you get two indoor-playground passes (up to a $24 value).
  For $25, you get five indoor-playground passes (up to a $60 value).

  At Caterpil…

Louisville

• $8 for $16 Worth of Barbecue at Big R’s & Shannon’s BBQ in La Grange
  

  Like phone numbers and ill-considered doctoral theses, barbecue sauce often ends up on a napkin. Dole out savory blots with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of barbecue and drinks at Big R’s & Shannon’s BBQ in La Grange.

  The family of grillmasters at Big R’s & Shannon’s BBQ slow-smoke pork brisket on hickory and cherry wood for 12?15 hours to imbue their menu‘s offerings with rich, smoky flavor. Half slabs of baby back ribs ($9) tic…

• $15 for Beer Tasting for Two at Haymarket Whiskey Bar ($30 Value)
  

  Beer drinking, like the beach, is a relaxing oasis that allows tired travelers to bask in golden hues, frolic in frothy spumes, and get in splash fights with siblings. Savor sudsy fun with today?s Groupon: for $15, you get a beer tasting for two at Haymarket Whiskey Bar (a $30 value).

  Haymarket Whiskey Bar surrounds imbibers with a historical patina as craft beers flow from seven rotating taps. Tastings treat sippers to a selection of five d…

• Laser Skin-Tightening or Fraxel Resurfacing Treatments at Louisville Laser (Up to 63% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Laser therapies have come a long way since their early days, now smoothing and tightening the skin rather than just pointing at it with a little red dot to call attention to its flaws. Profit from light?s productivity gains with today’s Groupon to Louisville Laser. Choose between the following options:

  For $249, you get three laser skin-tightening treatments or one Fraxel skin-resurfacing treatment (a $599 value).
  For $449, you get six laser…

• $58 for Spinal Exam and Therapeutic Massage at Louisville Spinal Care ($140 Value)
  

  The human spine is flexible enough to withstand a variety of activities, including early-morning stretches and late-night limbos under mall-security lasers. Give a hard-working backbone a tune-up with today’s Groupon: for $58, you get a chiropractic package at Louisville Spinal Care (a $140 value). The package includes:

  A spine and back examination (a $70 value)
  A one-hour therapeutic massage (a $70 value)

  At Louisville Spinal Care, Dr…

• $18 for a Mobile Oil-Change Package with Inspection from Car TLC ($37.99 Value)
  

  Car troubles and speed bumps both come out of nowhere and slow you down, but only one can be fixed with a hijacked steamroller. Take a more well-rounded approach to car care with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get a mobile standard oil change and inspection from Car TLC, servicing areas within a 30-mile radius of downtown Louisville (a $37.99 value).

  Car TLC’s ASE-certified technicians travel to homes, offices, and parking spaces to bolster en…

Lubbock

• Golf for One or Two to Use On or Before March 11 or After March 11 at Chaparral Ridge Golf Center (Up to 58% Off)
  

  It?s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to today?s Groupon to Chaparral Ridge Golf Center. Choose from the following options:

  For $10, you get an 18-hole round of golf for one with cart rental that must be redeemed on or before March 11 (a $20 value).
  For $18, you get an 18-hole round of golf for…

• Two Months of Unlimited Classes or Five Walk-In Classes of Jazzercise (Up to 77% Off)
  

  Without dance, tap shoes would simply be noisy fashion accessories, and head spins would be performed only by mimes doing “stuck in the tumble dryer.” Preserve an art form with today?s Groupon for Jazzercise classes at the Hodges Community Center or Lubbock YMCA. Choose between the following options:

  For $19, you get five walk-in classes (a $75 value).
  For $29, you get two months of unlimited classes (up to a $128 value).

  Jazzercise’s inst…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Bistro Fare at The Funky Door Bistro & Wine Room
  

  Many American bistros differentiate themselves from their European counterparts by serving region-specific dishes and replacing waiters with Bruce Springsteen. Satisfy a hungry heart with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of bistro fare at The Funky Door Bistro & Wine Room.

  The Funky Door Bistro & Wine Room’s colorful art masterpieces enthrall eaters between bites of cheese-dunked french-bread croutons and other upscale French-infl…

Madison

• Pizza Meal at PC Pizza in Fitchburg (Up to 61% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Pizza is traditionally circular, as its original octagonal shape caused patrons to simply stare at it and wait for the diner on their right to move. Pave your throat?s thoroughfare with cheese with today’s Groupon to PC Pizza, located inside the Pancake Cafe in Fitchburg. Choose from the following options:

  For $9, you get a pizza meal (a $22.98 total value) that includes the following items:

  18-inch stone-baked cheese pizza (a $16.99 value)…

• Seven-Night Spring-Break Package for One in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico from College Travel Experts
  VIP Spring-Break Package at All-Inclusive Pacific Resort

  Puerto Vallarta’s golden beaches offer everything a spring-break partygoer could ask for?relaxing afternoons spent lounging along Banderas Bay’s private cabanas and palapa bars followed by evenings on the Malecón, a 1-mile seawall promenade lined with multistory nightclubs. Many TV networks, including E! and MTV, have filmed Puerto Vallarta’s all-night foam parties and electronic DJ sho…

• $50 for $100 Worth of Apparel, Accessories, and Gifts at Twigs.
  

  A stylish outfit, like a clever icebreaker or borrowing George Clooney?s face, can help make a good first impression. Stun strangers with today?s Groupon: for $50 you get $100 worth of in-store purchases of apparel and accessories at Twigs. Today’s Groupon is valid toward any non-sale item in the store.

  At Twigs, women can peruse sundry garments and accessories from 47 designers, including a selection of items priced under $100. Augment neck…

• $15 for $50 Worth of Personalized Photo Books, Cards, and Stationery from Mixbook
  

  Without photographic evidence, it’s hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being for later generations to study with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $50 worth of photo books, cards, and more from Mixbook.

  With Mixbook’s photo-book services, you can instantly upload your treasured pictures and customize each with the easy-to-use Mixbook editor. Use the editor to cr…

• $14 for Two Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrushes from Brush Buddies ($29.90 Value)
  

  Part of the joy of getting a new toothbrush is the ability to use the old one to clean hard-to-reach places, such as inside the mouth of a pet piranha. Brush your way to a beaming smile with today?s Groupon: for $14, you get two Justin Bieber singing toothbrushes from Brush Buddies (a $29.90 value).

  The dental-hygiene heroes at Brush Buddies transform ho-hum teeth-brushing sessions into enamel-whitening extravaganzas with a signature line of …

Memphis

• Beauty Package with Signature Face-Lift Facial and Manicure, or Two Manicures at Bermel?s (Up to 55% Off)
  

  Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with today’s Groupon to Bermel?s. Choose between the following options:

  For $65, you get a beauty package (a $145 value), which includes the following:

  A signature face-lift facial (a $125 value)
  A manicure (a $20 value)

  For $20, you get two manicures (a $40 value).

  Bermel?s Rox…

• $169 for an Oral-Health Exam and Zoom! Whitening Treatment at Dr. Michael A. Smith, DDS, in Germantown ($487 Value)
  

  An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, much to the chagrin of brokers who invested heavily in cure. Get in while prevention’s still hot with today’s Groupon: for $169, you get an oral-health exam, x-rays, and a Zoom! whitening treatment from Dr. Michael A. Smith, DDS, in Germantown (a $487 total value).

  Dr. Michael A. Smith and his team of dental hygienists recruit modern tools to ensure the health of smiles during 90- to 120-minut…

• $19 for an Auto-Upkeep Package with Standard Oil Change and Tire Rotation at Midas ($38.18 Value)
  

  Auto shops assist cars in almost any condition, even the ones injured while competing against forklifts in boulder-hauling contests. Keep your car in top form with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get a standard oil change with a tire rotation and 27-point safety inspection at Midas (a $38.18 value).

  The ASE-certified service technicians at Midas coax maximum mileage out of engines with infusions of Mobil 1 and Castrol motor oils. During each o…

• Two-Day Food and Juice Cleanse or Two-Day Sport Food and Juice Cleanse from Speedloss (Up to 57% Off)
  

  Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with today’s Groupon to Speedloss. Choose between the following options:

  For $89, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian food and juice cleanse (a $199 value, including shipping).
  For $99, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food and juice cle…

• $25 for One 11″x17″ Black-and-White Lithograph of a Hollywood Icon by Frank Worth from Capital Art ($189 Value)
  

  Like rocket launches to outer space, cameras can provide a new perspective on the world and prove that Christopher Walken is indeed an extraterrestrial. Gain a better understanding of the universe with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get one 11″x17″ lithograph of a Hollywood icon by photographer Frank Worth from Capital Art (a $189 value, shipping included).

  Capital Art’s collection of star-studded lithographs by celebrity photographer Frank Wo…

Miami

• European Breakfast and Mimosas for Two or Four at Gusto Vino & Caffé
  

  Among ways to start the morning, eating a balanced breakfast is second only to jogging with the sheep you counted the night before. Get your stomach off on the right foot with today’s Groupon to Gusto Vino & Caffé in Miami Beach. Choose between the following options:

  For $15, you get breakfast for two (up to a $31 total value).
  For $29, you get breakfast for four (up to a $62 total value).

  Both breakfast options include the following for e…

• Facial Package with Option for Massage or Massage and Mani-Pedi at S. Salon & Spa (Up to 64% Off)
  

  Nail polish was invented around 3000 BC in ancient China?a fact that’s doubly remarkable considering that human fingernails were only invented last year. Celebrate this admirable foresight with today?s Groupon to S. Salon & Spa. Choose from the following options:

  For $39, you get an oxygen facial with complimentary wine and hors d?oeuvres (an $85 value).

  For $65, you get a facial and massage package (a $160 total value), which includes:

  An…

• $49 for a Party Cruise Ticket from Tahiti Palm Charters (Up to $99 Value). Two Dates Available.
  

  The tranquility of open-water cruises enables couples to get closer without having to purchase velcro pajamas or sleep in the same wine glass. Float comfortably with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get one ticket for a party cruise and a voucher for two drinks from Tahiti Palm Charters (up to a $99 value). Charters meet at Bayfront Park and begin boarding at 7 p.m. Each cruise will run from 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Choose from the following dates:…

• $99 for an In-Office Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment from Zuzel Trujillo DMD, PA ($249 Value)
  

  Your teeth are your mouth’s ambassadors, your ticket to nachos, and the only things keeping your tongue in your head. Brighten your nacho ticket with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get an in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment from Zuzel Trujillo DMD, PA (a $249 value).

  Dr. Zuzel Trujillo and his team of family dental practitioners visibly brighten smiles with Zoom! technology. During the treatment, a special light activates hydrogen perox…

• $49 for a Two-Person Parasailing Ride from Aquaworld Miami in Miami Beach ($150 Value)
  

  Parasailing is the only way to get close enough to a cloud to milk it or to visit your secret sky family. Bolster the bond earthly loved ones just don’t understand with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a 12?15-minute tandem parasailing ride for two people from Aquaworld Miami (a $150 value).

  The watersport specialists of Aquaworld Miami propel parasailers safely into the sky during thrilling, powerboat-drawn tours of Miami’s scenic coast. Du…

Milwaukee

• $8 for $16 Worth of Casual Italian Fare or Brunch for Two at Crisp Pizza Bar & Lounge
  

  Serving pizza is a more orderly way to feed a group than serving an unwieldy party sub or dousing your guests with a chili hose. Dole out slices of fun with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $15 for brunch for two (up to a $33 total value), which includes:

  Two omelets or brunch specials, such as the capicola-and-swiss omelet or the brioche french toast with berries (up to a $9.50 value each)
  Two bloody marys or mimosas (a $7 value each)

  $8 for $…

• Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments at Enhancing Light Cosmetic Laser Centers (84% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up appearances with today?s Groupon to Enhancing Light Cosmetic Laser Centers, valid at locations in Delafield, Franklin, and Glendale. Choose between the following options:

  For $99, you get your choice of one FotoFacial skin-rejuvenation treatment or one skin-tightening t…

• $999 for a Tickle Liposuction Procedure for the Love Handles at ZBodySculpt in Greenfield (Up to $2,500 Value)
  

  People typically try to lose love handles to look fit and to reduce drag before human-cannonball try-outs. Streamline your body with today’s Groupon: for $999, you get a Tickle Liposuction procedure for the love handles at ZBodySculpt in Greenfield (up to a $2,500 value).

  Dr. Timothy Zelko, a board-certified physician with six years of liposuction-specific experience, oversees each fat-cell-siphoning Tickle Liposuction procedure at ZBodySculp…

• 10 or 20 Group Fitness Classes at Fit Food Trainer in Menomonee Falls (Up to 62% Off)
  

  Without a variable workout, exercise quickly becomes nothing more than a Sisyphean routine of lifting boulders, running up hills, and running away from sudden boulder avalanches. Avoid the rocky road of muscular boredom with today’s Groupon to Fit Food Trainer in Menomonee Falls. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get a punch card for 10 group fitness classes (a $90 value).
  For $69, you get a punch card for 20 group fitness c…

• $49 for a 90-Minute Hot-Stone Massage at Springbrook Wellness in Kenosha ($100 Value)
  

  Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $49 for a 90-minute hot-stone massage (a $100 value)

  Deep-tissue techniques combined with steaming stones
  Can increase blood flow and reduce bodily swelling

  Springbrook Wellness

  Half personal-training gym and half massage studio, Springbrook Wellness was founded on the beli…

Minneapolis / St Paul

• $129 for a Tandem Skydive Jump from Westside Skydivers in Winsted (Up to $230 Value)
  

  For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get a tandem skydive jump from Westside Skydivers in Winsted (up to a $230 value).

  Westside Skydivers’ USPA instructors strap themselves to visitors before they take a thrilling plummet over Minnesota’s charming la…

• Sporting-Clays Shooting for Two at The Minnesota Horse & Hunt Club in Prior Lake (Up to 55% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Shooting clays, like playing tennis in stilettos, requires quick reflexes, demands excellent aim, and destroys a lot of clay. Pulverize pottery with today’s Groupon to The Minnesota Horse & Hunt Club in Prior Lake. Choose from the following options:

  For $35, you get 100 shooting clays and lunch off the Clubhouse Classics menu with soft drinks for two (up to a $71.90 total value).
  For $55, you get 200 shooting clays and lunch off the Clubhous…

• $64 for a Beer-Making Starter Kit and Ingredients from Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies (Up to $127.80 Value)
  

  During Prohibition, bootleggers made their own booze by burying grapes underground or catching moonbeams in a jar of water. Make alcohol the easy way with today’s Groupon: for $64, you get a first-time brewer’s package from Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies (up to a $138.80 total value). The package includes:

  A brewing essentials equipment kit (a $56.95 value)
  A steel bottle opener (a $14.95 value)
  Choice of an irish red ale, an au…

• Dutch Fare for Dinner, Brunch, or Lunch at Amsterdam Bar & Hall in Saint Paul (Half Off)
  

  A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother’s hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with today’s Groupon to Amsterdam Bar & Hall in Saint Paul. Choose between the following options:

  For $10, you get $20 worth of Dutch fare for brunch or lunch, which ends at 4 p.m.
  For $15, you get $30 worth of Dutch fare for dinner.

  The chefs at Amsterdam Bar & Hall, mentioned favorably in Minnesota Monthly,…

• $10 for 10 Bus Rides from SouthWest Transit (Up to $30 Value)
  

  Online bus tracking has made public transit more accountable, a stark improvement over tardy buses moseying into the station after idling until noon. Commute in confidence with today’s Groupon to SouthWest Transit, redeemable at the station in Eden Prairie.

  The Deal

  $10 for 10 bus rides (up to a $30 value)

  Buses run Monday?Friday
  Service to Downtown and Minneapolis, the University of Minnesota, and Southdale, as well as between Chanhassen,…

Montgomery

• $29 for a Home Teeth-Whitening Kit from Premium Home Whitening ($158 Value)
  

  Like choosing paint swatches with an impatient spouse, teeth whitening replaces pale pistachio, bavarian cream, and summer peach with simple buckets of white. Simplify your shades with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a home teeth-whitening kit from Premium Home Whitening (a $158 value).

  Premium Home Whitening’s kits take trips to the dentist out of smile-brightening equations with FDA-approved gels blanching choppers up to five shades. Afte…

• $15 for $35 Worth of Fortune Cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies
  

  Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today’s game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

  Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a han…

Napa/Sonoma

• One or Three Facials and LED Light-Therapy Treatments at Skin Care by Lea Marie in Santa Rosa (Up to 65% Off)
  

  A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o’clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $39 for a skincare package with one 60-minute facial (up to a $65 value) and one LED light-therapy treatment (up to a $30 value; up to a $95 total value)
  $99 for a three-visit skincare package with three 60-minute facials (up to a $65 value each) and three LED light-ther…

• Taste of Beringer Tour and Tasting for Two or Four at Beringer Vineyards in St. Helena (Up to 52% Off)
  

  Touring a winery teaches visitors how wine is actually made and debunks myths that red wine is made from the white grapes that got sunburned. Explore a fruit’s fantastic journey with today’s Groupon to Beringer Vineyards in St. Helena. Choose between the following options:

  For $30, you get a one-hour Taste of Beringer tour for two (a $60 value).
  For $58, you get a one-hour Taste of Beringer tour for four (a $120 value).

  The winemakers at B…

• 60- or 90-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage with Aromatherapy at Creation Salon in Guerneville (Up to 61% Off)
  

  Massage therapists must possess nimble fingers, an extensive knowledge of the musculoskeletal system, and a master turnkey for the windup cranks in human backs. Unlock a world of relaxation with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $30 for a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage with aromatherapy ($75 value)
  $41 for a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage with aromatherapy ($105 value)

  Flowing strokes target muscular aches and pains
  Locally …

• $49 for $200 Worth of Jewelry from Designers Such as David Yurman, Judith Ripka & John Hardy from SweepStreet
  

  Jewelry can make an outfit sparkle, though only exposure to dangerous amounts of radiation can make it truly glow. Stay safe while looking sharp with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get $200 worth of designer jewelry from SweepStreet.

  The bauble buffs at SweepStreet stock their virtual shelves with a rotating stock of name-brand jewelry from designers such as David Yurman, Judith Ripka, and John Hardy. Every piece is discounted at 40%?60% off t…

• $159 for One-Night Stay for Two at West Sonoma Inn & Spa in California (Up to $329 Value)
  Cozy Boutique Hotel in Heart of Sonoma Wine Country

  West Sonoma Inn & Spa stands amid 6 acres of Russian River Valley countryside in the heart of Sonoma wine country. The stylish boutique hotel pays homage to its lush natural surroundings by incorporating a color palette of warm earth tones as well as design elements?such as the lobby’s vaulted redwood ceiling?drawn from the landscape. A pebbled wine garden lets visitors soak in tranquil view…

Naples

• European Facial or Photo-Rejuvenation Facial at Premier Skincare of Naples and Spa (Up to 54% Off)
  

  Facials can undo damage caused by years of unnecessary laughing, reckless winking, and experiencing sunshine. Recover from the joy of everyday life with today’s Groupon to Premier Skincare of Naples and Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get one European facial with a choice of a foot or arm massage (an $85 value).
  For $89, you get one photo-rejuvenation facial (a $180 value).

  Registered nurse and licensed aesthetician…

• $20 for Four Zumba Classes at Dance Yourself Fit Zumba ($60 Value)
  

  Without dance, people could only hum along to “Macarena,” and Jane Austen characters would be forced to say what was really on their minds. Let movements speak with today?s Groupon: for $20, you get four Zumba classes at Dance Yourself Fit Zumba (a $60 value). This deal is redeemable at four Naples-area locations at Fleischmann Park, River Park, Naples Park Community Center, and Alliance Jiu-Jitsu.

  Dance Yourself Fit Zumba’s lively instructor…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Jamaican Dinner Fare at Del-Mel Restaurant
  

  Eating authentically prepared food lets you taste the very essence of a country and draws far fewer angry glares than chewing on its national flag. Transport your palate with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Jamaican cuisine for dinner at Del-Mel Restaurant.

  Inside Del-Mel Restaurant’s tropically themed walls, owner and chef Pauline ladles hearty rations of authentic Jamaican fare onto gung-ho dinner plates. Oxtail meat ($13) te…

• $15 for $35 Worth of Supplements and Vitamins from Doctor’s Natural
  

  A body needs a wide range of substances to thrive, but it can be hard to build a diet that incorporates the fresh fruits that contain vitamin C or the fresh chunks of sun that contain vitamin D. Order an easier-to-swallow solution with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $35 worth of supplements and vitamins from Doctor’s Natural.

  Dr. Bo Nielsen founded Doctor’s Natural in 1989 to share the increase in well-being that he says resulted from his …

• Eight SmoothShapes Cellulite-Reducing Treatments for One or Two Areas at The Laser Lounge Spa in Estero (Up to 72% Off)
  

  An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with today?s Groupon to The Laser Lounge Spa in Estero. Choose between the following options:

  For $289, you get eight SmoothShapes cellulite-reducing treatments for one area (a $799 value).
  For $425, you get eight SmoothShapes cellulite-reducing treatments for two areas (a $1,498 value).

  The following …

Nashville

• $25 for $50 Worth of Sports Gear and Apparel at Nashville Sporting Goods
  

  Ancient Greeks celebrated sports such as gymnastics, wrestling, and running around wildly with an open flame. Honor athletic history safely with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of sports gear and apparel at Nashville Sporting Goods.

  For more than 60 years, Nashville Sporting Goods has outfitted athletes with quality equipment from its extensive inventory of balls, bats, uniforms, and equipment by top athletic brands. Power hitter…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Upscale American Cuisine at Whitfield’s Restaurant and Bar
  

  Like a film’s mystery, seafood can be pleasantly surprising, contains fishy elements, and often involves a few capers. Solve hunger with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of upscale American cuisine at Whitfield’s Restaurant and Bar.

  Whitfield’s Restaurant and Bar?s seasonal menu of American-style favorites assigns forks an array of work via seafood and steak entrees. Saffron crème rains down upon fields of house-made sausage and Po…

• One, Three, or Five Two-Hour Housecleaning Sessions from Extreme Clean of Tennessee (Up to 63% Off)
  

  If not properly cared for, neglected homes will post For Sale signs in their own lawns and hitchhike during passing tornadoes. Keep palaces pristine with today?s Groupon to Extreme Clean of Tennessee. Extreme Clean of Tennessee cleanses abodes within 30 miles of Nashville. Choose from the following options:

  For $55, you get one two-hour housecleaning session (a $130 value).
  For $150, you get three two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $390 valu…

• $19 for Car Maintenance with a Lube and Oil Change, Fluid Top Off, Tire Rotation, and Inspection at Southeast Automotive ($62.95 Value)
  

  Mechanics souped up the earliest horseless carriages by filling them with premium oats and lovingly grooming their spoilers. Spur your steed toward the horizon with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get a car-care package at Southeast Automotive (a $62.95 value), which includes:

  A lube, oil, and oil-filter change
  A fluid check and top off
  A tire rotation
  A 27-point safety inspection

  Southeast Automotive’s certified technicians silence squeaky …

• 60-Minute Hot Air Balloon Flight on Weekday or Weekend from Dream Flights USA (51% Off)
  

  Hot air balloon rides shatter the stork community’s monopoly on carrying humans in baskets. Democratize the skies with today?s Groupon to Dream Flights USA. Choose between the following options:

  For $145, you get a 60-minute hot air balloon ride on a weekday (a $297 value).
  For $175, you get a 60-minute hot air balloon ride on a weekend (a $357 value).

  Dream Flights USA’s FAA-certified pilot Richard Arnold has been helming balloons for mor…

New Orleans

• $80 for One-Hour Standup-Paddleboarding Lesson for Four People from NOLA Paddleboards ($160 Value)
  

  Americans have always been determined to blaze new trails, whether wading through the waist-deep layer of tumbleweed covering Arizona or hacking through the petrified forest of national flags on the moon. Conquer the final frontier, the ocean, with today?s Groupon: for $80 you get a one-hour standup-paddleboarding lesson for four people, plus 25% off of each person’s next rental from NOLA Paddleboards’ locations in New Orleans or Mandeville (a…

• One, Two, or Three Spa Facials at Dr. Pelias Cosmetic Surgery and Lifestyle Center (Up to 72% Off)
  

  A facial is the best way to express gratitude to your visage without splurging on diamond-infused lipstick or drawing hearts all over your cheeks with permanent marker. Shower façades with love with today?s Groupon to Dr. Pelias Cosmetic Surgery and Lifestyle Center. Choose from the following options:

  For $39, you get one spa facial (a $130 value).
  For $75, you get two spa facials (a $260 value).
  For $110, you get three spa facials (a $390 v…

• $7 for $15 Worth of Salads, Soups, Wraps, Breakfast and Café Fare at City Greens
  

  Locally sourced food, like WiFi, can either be found at a café or stolen from the neighbors. Avoid bandwidth banditry with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $7 for $15 worth of healthy café fare, such as:

  Caesar salad with chopped romaine, shaved parmesan reggiano, croutons, roasted garlic, and Rosario-truffle caesar dressing ($7.95)
  Fennel- and peppercorn-crusted tuna salad with avocado, mizuna, mint, and rice-wine vinaigrette ($12.50)
  Thai shrim…

• Guided Walking Tour of Beauregard-Keyes House for Two or Four (Up to Half Off)
  

  Tours through historic homes show us the tastes of generations past, such as their flying buttresses, sparkling chandeliers, and posters of Sir Isaac Newton torn from pages of Tiger Beat. Explore antiquated abodes with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for a guided tour for two (up to a $20 value)
  $20 for a guided tour for four (up to a $40 value

  Restored Victorian residence in the French Quarter
  Former home of Confederate General Pierre Gusta…

• $125 for a Couples Instructional Massage at Duke Morgan, The Spa ($250 Value)
  

  Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile maker with today’s Groupon: for $125, you get a couples instructional massage at Duke Morgan, The Spa (a $250 value).

  Ensconced in a historic mansion awash in Asian-themed décor, the licensed therapists at Duke Morgan, The Spa tutor twosomes in muscle-mollifying techniques. To commence the two-hour session, one person sprawls on the table …

New York

• Swedish, Aromatherapy Swedish, or Deep-Tissue Massages at Skin Spa. Packages of One or Three Available (Up to 60% Off).
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon to Skin Spa. This deal is valid at the Midtown, Flatiron/Chelsea, SoHo, and Upper East Side locations. Choose from the following options:

  For $39, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value).
  For $49, you get one 60-minute deep-tissue or aromatherapy Swedish massage (a $100 …

• $45 for Three-Course Meal for Two with Wine, Sangria, or House Margaritas at Patron Mexican Grill (Up to $103 Value)
  

  The vibrant colors featured in Mexican décor mimic the country’s cuisine, incorporating yellows from corn, greens from avocados, and reds from the faces of chefs who ingested too much habanero. Sample a spicy rainbow with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a three-course Mexican meal for two at Patron Mexican Grill (up to a $103 value). This Groupon is only valid at the 772 Ninth Avenue location. The meal for two includes:

  A choice of two app…

• One or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at Bikram Yoga NYC (Up to 76% Off). Four Options Available.
  

  While holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with today?s Groupon to Bikram Yoga NYC. This deal is valid for all four Manhattan locations. Choose from the following options:

  For $45, you get one month of unlimited Bikram yoga classes on weekdays between opening and 5 p.m. (a $185 value).
  For $55, you get one month of unlimited Bikram yoga classes anytime …

• $70 for an In-Person or Online Speed-Reading Class from The Iris Organization ($199 Value)
  

  There is now more writing available on the Internet than the sum of all books ever written by millions of monkeys at millions of typewriters. Gird yourself for the coming Reading Wars with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a one-day, five-hour speed-reading class from The Iris Organization (a $199 value). Classes are held at the Club Quarters conference center on February 12, February 25, and March 10 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Classes and locatio…

• One, Two, or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at Goju Karate Academy in Staten Island (Up to 90% Off)
  

  Unlike most artists, who carry notebooks for when inspiration strikes, martial artists carry themselves with caution in case inspiration really does make the first move. Always be prepared with help from today’s Groupon to Goju Karate Academy in Staten Island. This offer is valid for both children and adults, and children’s classes include a complimentary uniform. Choose from the following options:

  For $19, you get one month of unlimited cla…

North Jersey

• Newark Liberty International Airport Car Service from Triple Diamond Limo (Up to 57% Off). Four Options Available.
  

  If you never drive your car to the airport, then you never run the risk of losing it in the parking lot or finding it love struck by a 747. Spare your roadster?s feelings with today’s Groupon to Triple Diamond Limo. Choose from the following options:

  For $40, you get one-way transportation to or from Newark Liberty International Airport within a 20- to 30-mile radius of the airport (an $80 value).
  For $47, you get one-way transportation to o…

• $59 for a Heating or Air-Conditioning Tune-Up Package with Cleaning from The Weather Busters (Up to $278 Value)
  

  Unexpected changes make humans uncomfortable, especially when it comes to temperature or portraits of Dorian Gray. Keep indoor climates under control with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a heating or air-conditioning system tune-up package with cleaning from The Weather Busters (up to a $278 value). This Groupon is valid in Bergen, Rockland, Essex, Morris, Hudson, Union, and Passaic Counties. Click here for the full list of tune-up services….

• $35 for 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage at Emanuels Salon in Hoboken (Up to $75 Value)
  

  Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with today?s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage at Emanuels Salon in Hoboken (up to a $75 value).

  At Emanuels Salon, a team of massage therapists alleviates sore muscles in a nurturing environment. Swedish massage, a light- to medium-pressured technique, is the most popular type of knead. It uses long, connective strokes an…

• Embroidered NFL Champion Backpack, Tote Bag, or Duffel Bag from Concept One Accessories (Up to 52% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Backpacks hold items that are necessary to get through the day but are too large to fit in a wallet, such as cellphones, muffins, and novelty-sized checks. Populate a new bag with today’s Groupon to Concept One Accessories. Choose from the following options:

  For $29, you get an embroidered NFL champion backpack (up to a $60 value).
  For $29, you get an embroidered NFL champion tote bag (up to a $60 value).
  For $34, you get an embroidered NFL …

• One or Three Anti-Wrinkle Facials with Eye Treatments at Sorelle Organic Salon and Spa in Woodland Park (Up to 76% Off)
  

  Aside from skincare, the only way to look young is to cut the eyes out of your grade-school photo and wear it as a mask. Get a glossy finish with today?s Groupon to Sorelle Organic Salon and Spa in Woodland Park. Choose between the following options:

  For $59, you get an anti-wrinkle facial with an eye treatment (a $155 value).
  For $110, you get three anti-wrinkle facials with eye treatments (a $465 value).

  Sorelle’s aestheticians draw upon…

Oklahoma City

• Laser Hair Removal for a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Laser Light Skin Clinic (Up to 87% Off)
  

  Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Dodge a hairy situation with today’s Groupon to Laser Light Skin Clinic in Nichols Hills. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $750 value).
  For $199, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (up to a $699 value).
  For $299, you get six laser hair-removal treatments…

• $12 for a Soul-Food Dinner for Two with Meats, Sides, and Dessert at A Family Affair (Up to $29 Value)
  

  The most common way to experience the Deep South is to find a street magician and hope he pulls a shiny Louisiana -state quarter from your ear. Today’s Groupon presents another option when there are no illusionists handy: for $12, you get two soul-food dinners at A Family Affair (up to a $29 total value). Each dinner includes:

  A choice of two meats (up to a $4 value each)
  A choice of one side dish (up to a $3.25 value)
  One dessert (a $3.25 v…

• One or Four Laser Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments or Three PCA Skin Peels at Medispa Di Tuscany (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Your face is your personal billboard; if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray-paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today?s Groupon to Medispa Di Tuscany. Choose from the following options:

  For $49, you get one laser skin-rejuvenation treatment (a $150 value).
  For $199, you get four laser skin-rejuvenation treatments (a $600 value).
  For $129, you get three PCA Skin peel treatments (a $375 value).

  …

• $499 for a Deluxe Party Package for Up to 20 at Remington Park Racing Casino ($1,130 Value). 13 Dates Available.
  

  Horse racing is often called “The Sport of Kings,” a throwback to the days when the cultural elite would amuse themselves by watching horses race each other atop local monarchs. Get the royal treatment with today’s Groupon: for $499, you get a deluxe party package at Remington Park Racing Casino (a $1,130 value). The package includes:

  A private luxury suite for up to 20 guests
  10 live race programs
  $10 worth of free play at the casino per pe…

• Concert Outing for Two to See Third Day at Crossroads Church on March 23 (Up to Half Off). Two Options Available.
  

  As medicine is to the body, so live music is to the soul, though neither should be practiced in a crowded elevator. Experience salving tunes with today?s GrouponLive deal to see Third Day with special guests Matt Maher and Trevor Morgan at Crossroads Church on Friday, March 23, at 7 p.m. Doors open at 6 p.m. Choose between the following seating options:

  For $35, you get two seats in “aqua” section P2 or P3, highlighted in blue on the seating…

Omaha

• Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning from Extremely Clean (Up to 72% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who’s boss with today?s Groupon to Extremely Clean. This Groupon is valid for homes within 35 miles from the city center. Choose from the following options:

  For $35, you get upholstery cleaning for one couch or loveseat (a $70 value).
  For $49, you get carpet cleaning in three r…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Gourmet Buffet and American Comfort Food at Heartland Cafe in Elkhorn
  

  Comfort food keeps bellies warm, placates restless souls, and gives crockpots a reason to live. Enjoy uplifting eats with today?s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of American comfort fare for dinner at Heartland Cafe in Elkhorn.

  Head chefs Marty Graves and Dennis McCaul combine their culinary chops to create Heartland Cafe?s full dinner buffet ($18.95 per person)?a smorgasbord heaped with beef, chicken, pork, and fish entrees, two pasta di…

• $25 for 10 Open-Bounce Visits to Jumpin’ Jax Bounce & Party Center in Papillion ($55 Value)
  

  Air is the most important ingredient of any beach ball, scuba tank, or make-believe turkey dinner. Discover some of air?s entertaining uses with today?s Groupon: for $25, you get a punch card for 10 open-bounce sessions at Jumpin’ Jax Bounce & Party Center in Papillion (a $55 value). The punch card may be shared among family members.

  Jumpin’ Jax Bounce & Party Center pumps inflatable, all-ages fun into springy slides, spongy houses, and grav…

• $17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services Online from Vistaprint
  

  Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get $70 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the …

• $29 for a Brazilian Wax from Angie Van Ackeren at Prevu Salon ($60 Value)
  

  Waxing is the best method for hair removal, beating out shaving or tricking hairs into buying a time-share on the dog. Give hair a more permanent vacation with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a Brazilian wax (a $60 value) at Angie Van Ackeren at Prevu Salon.

  From her outpost within Prevu Salon, licensed aesthetician Angie Van Ackeren buffs bikini lines with swift waxing services. During a Brazilian, patrons strip down to their shirt and soc…

Orange County

• $29 for a One-Hour Massage Package with Pain Evaluation at New Health Centers ($164 Value). Five Locations Available.
  

  The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others. Put an end to civil back wars with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour massage package with a consultation and pain evaluation at New Health Centers (a $164 value). Choose from the following locations:

  Irvine
  Costa Mesa
  La Habra
  Lake Forest
  Tustin

  New Health Centers curates a roster of more than 300 heal…

• $35 for a Dental Package with Exam, Cleaning, and X-rays at Right Dental Group ($300 Value)
  

  Though fake vampire fangs were originally designed to conceal uncleanly teeth, their waxy composition rendered them useless for chewing anything but dough balls dipped in water. Properly protect pointy chompers with today?s Groupon: for $35, you get a comprehensive dental package at Right Dental Group (a $300 value). This Groupon is valid at 21 area locations. The dental package includes:

  Exam
  Cleaning
  X-rays

  With hundreds of locations a…

• $59 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at CorePower Yoga ($175 Value). Four Locations Available.
  

  Practicing yoga, like hanging a picture frame, requires a good sense of balance, a tasteful mat, and a supportive instructor to keep an eye on your alignment. Stay centered with today?s Groupon: for $59, you get one month of unlimited yoga classes at CorePower Yoga (a $175 value), valid at the following Orange County-area locations:

  Aliso Viejo
  Costa Mesa
  Huntington Beach
  Irvine

  New students may also enroll in an additional week of free clas…

• Upholstery Cleaning or Three Rooms of Carpet Cleaning from Air Fresh Chem-Dry (Up to 77% Off)
  

  A dirty carpet is like a guilty conscience?it distracts you in the middle of important toasts and it prevents you from eating off the floor in peace. Expunge lingering crud from your rug with today’s Groupon to Air Fresh Chem-Dry. Choose between the following options:

  For $49, you get carpet-cleaning services for three rooms of up to 760 square feet (up to a $210 value).
  For $35, you get cleaning of up to four feet of furniture and upholster…

• 20 or 40 Units of Botox at Ilana Botox and Beauty Boutiques in Mission Viejo (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Creases between the brows silently communicate negative emotions like worry, nervousness, or existential angst induced by a sub-par submarine sandwich. Emanate positive feelings with today’s Groupon to Ilana Botox and Beauty Boutiques in Mission Viejo. Choose between the following options:

  For $99, you get 20 units of Botox (a $199.80 value).
  For $195, you get 40 units of Botox (a $399.60 value).

  Ilana Botox and Beauty Boutiques’ medical c…

Orlando

• One-Day Unlimited Golf Package for One or Two at Crane’s Bend at Orange Lake Resort in Kissimmee (Up to 73% Off)
  

  It?s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to today?s Groupon to Crane’s Bend at Orange Lake Resort in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get a day of golf (up to a $65 total value), which includes:

  Unlimited rounds of golf for one, including cart rental, at nine-hole cou…

• Glasses at Optical Elegance, Winter Park Optical, or Clermont Optical and Vision (Up to 80% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Like hardboiled detectives, prescription lenses clear up blurry mysteries and frequently end up framed. Focus on the facts with today’s Groupon to Optical Elegance, Winter Park Optical, or Clermont Optical and Vision Center. Choose one of the three locations, then choose from the following options:

  For $40, you get a complete set of glasses with CR-39 lenses (up to a $199 value).

  For $60, you get a glasses package (up to a $284 total value),…

• One, Two, or Four Two-Hour Home-Cleaning Sessions from No Limit Services (Up to 65% Off)
  

  Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with today’s Groupon to No Limit Services, valid for homes within 30 miles of the 32805 zip code. Choose from the following options:

  For $35, you get one two-hour home-cleaning session with one maid (an $85 value).
  For $62, you get two two-hour home-cleaning sessions with one maid (a $170 value).
  For $120, you get four two…

• Three- or Four-Night Stay at the Orlando Sun Resort and Convention Center in Kissimmee (Up to 58% Off)
  

  A soft hotel bed is incredibly comfortable to sleep in, eclipsed only by a hammock made of Muppet hands. Enjoy a home away from foam with today’s Groupon to Orlando Sun Resort and Convention Center in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options:

  For $155, you get a three-night stay for two in a standard king or for up to five in a standard double (up to a $297 value).
  For $165, you get a four-night stay for two in a standard king or for …

• $99 for a Car-Audio-Jack Installation at Car Audio Cocoa ($199.99 Value)
  

  At the age at which most children learn to speak, Mozart had already composed four symphonies, restored 11 classic cars, and built a robot to play against in squash. Take Mozart’s accomplishments on the road with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get installation of a 3.5-millimeter car audio jack (a $199.99 value) at Car Audio Cocoa. For an additional $50, Groupon customers can add on a direct connect charger, enabling the device to charge while …

Oshawa

Ottawa

• One Dozen Cupcakes or Cupcakes and Café Fare at Glitz Cafe & Cupcake (Up to 52% Off)
  

  Cupcakes are so popular in Canada that the top three Internet searches are cupcakes, hunky firemen, and hunky firemen kissing cupcakes. Get web 2.0 with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $18 for one dozen cupcakes (a $36 value)
  $12 for $25 worth of cupcakes and café fare
  $30 for $60 worth of cupcakes and café fare

  Large selection of cupcake flavours
  Mini and regular-size cupcakes ($1.50; $3)
  Menu of café fare and drinks, such as the following:

  E…

• 5 or 10 Classes in Kettlebells, Bootcamp, and Strength Training at Hostyle Conditioning (Up to 88% Off)
  

  The pen is mightier than the sword, but that?s only because the pen spends three nights per week bench-pressing paper clips. Stay in tiptop sharp-object-dodging shape with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $16 for a 5-class pass (a $125 value).
  $29 for a 10-class pass (a $250 value).

  Choose from strength training classes such as the following:

  Kettlebells level one
  General conditioning
  Bootcamp

  See the full class schedule.
  Mobility warm-ups help…

• One, Two, or Three Photofacial Treatments at Evropa Holistic Studio Spa (Up to 61% Off)
  

  A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Pizza Pops’ flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today’s Groupon to Evropa Holistic Studio Spa. Choose from three options:

  For $55, you get one photofacial treatment (a $110 value).

  For $99, you get two photofacial treatments (a $220 value).

  For $129, you get t…

• $95 for a Dog-Sledding Adventure for Two from Timberland Tours in Bristol ($190 Value)
  

  Early humans seeking swift transportation taught dogs to pull sleds, which proved more effective than teaching them how to invent the airplane. Enjoy a time-honoured transport with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $95 for a dog-sledding adventure for two (a $190 value).

  Led by an experienced sled pilot and guide, pairs traverse more than 15 kilometres of snowy, evergreen-lined trails along the path of the 2010 Bristol Dryland championship. Guides …

• $17 for $35 Worth of Personalized Jewellery with Shipping Included from Love Stamped
  

  Whether it’s a MOM tattoo or a T-shirt printed with its owner’s moniker, writing names on stuff can immortalize love and encourage familiarity with strangers in the park. Find out what’s in a name with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get $35 worth of personalized, handmade jewellery, with shipping included, from Love Stamped.

  As featured on Good Morning America, Love Stamped personalizes its jewellery with a hand-stamped name or message. Love …

Palm Beach

• Trail Ride for Two, or Private Riding Lessons or Kids’ Riding Camp for One at Equestrian’s First Place (Up to 56% Off)
  

  Mounted police opt for equine transportation so they don?t have to deal with the squad car’s wailing thirst for gas and justice. Patrol like the pros with today’s Groupon to Equestrian’s First Place in Royal Palm Beach. Choose from the following options:

  For $49, you get a one-hour trail ride for two people (a $100 value).
  For $55, you get two one-hour private horseback-riding lessons for one ($120 value).
  For $109, you get admission for on…

• Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Beauty to Go in Jupiter (Up to 88% Off)
  

  Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-reduction treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today’s Groupon to Beauty to Go in Jupiter. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $700 value).
  For $149, you get six laser-hair removal treatments on a medium area (a $1,200 va…

• $45 for a Colon-Hydrotherapy Session at Gardens Wellness Center in Palm Beach Gardens ($90 Value)
  

  The body can easily become burdened with toxins, as the poisons abound in everyday items, such as processed foods and homemade white tooth paint. Evict internal toxins with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at Gardens Wellness Center in Palm Beach Gardens (a $90 value). Today?s Groupon also grants customers $20 off any additional treatment.

  Amid bamboo accents and lush paintings of bright flora, the staff at Gard…

• One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at Aesthetic Specialists of the Palm Beaches in Jupiter (Up to 60% Off)
  

  A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket’s flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today’s Groupon to Aesthetic Specialists of the Palm Beaches in Jupiter. Choose between the following options:

  For $60, you get one microdermabrasion treatment (a $120 value).
  For $115, you get three microdermab…

• $29 for a 60-Minute Massage at Abacoa Physical Medicine. Three Locations Available. ($60 Value)
  

  Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled ?drain ocean,? were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a 60-minute massage at Abacoa Physical Medicine (a $60 value). Choose from the following locations:

  Port St. Lucie: 160 NW Central Park Plaza, Suite 101
  Jupiter: 600 University Blvd., Suite 105
  West Palm Beach: 4700 N. Congress Ave., Suite 103

  The expert team at Abacoa Physical …

Pensacola

• Provence Plus or Casa Nine-Piece Cookware Set (Up to 76% Off)
  What You Get

  For $99, you get a Provence Plus nine-piece cookware set (a $400 value). The set includes:

  6-quart high casserole pot with glass lid
  3-quart low casserole pot with glass lid
  3-quart high casserole pot with glass lid
  2-quart high casserole pot with glass lid
  1.5-quart saucepan

  For $99, you get a Casa nine-piece cookware set (a $420 value). The set includes:

  5-quart low casserole pot with stainless steel lid
  3-quart low ca…

• Two, Three, or Four Hours of Cleaning Services from Pristine Maids (Up to 63% Off)
  

  If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who’s boss with today?s Groupon to Pristine Maids. This deal is valid Monday?Friday for residences in Okaloosa, Walton, Santa Rosa, and Escambia Counties. Choose from the following options:

  For $59, you get two hours of residential or commercial cleaning services (up to a $160 va…

• $12 for a Meal for Two with Sandwiches, Sides, and Drinks at Nellie’s Deli (Up to $24.20 Value)
  

  Making a good sandwich, like removing a child?s head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $12 for a meal for two (up to a $24.20 total value) that includes:

  Two sandwiches, such as the hand-breaded fried-pork-chop sandwich topped with gouda cheese (up to a $7.95 value each)
  Two sides, which include choices of fresh-cut french fries…

Philadelphia

• $2,999 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment at Bucks Dental Associates ($8,500 Value)
  

  Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host?s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today?s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign treatment, including exam, x-rays, and impressions, at Bucks Dental Associates in Chalfont (an $8,500 value).

  Bucks Dental Associates straightens chompers with a combination of…

• Cut, Cut-and-Color, or Cut-and-Highlights Package, or Keratin Treatment at Salon A in Bryn Mawr (Up to 69% Off)
  

  Hair provides the scalp natural insulation from the elements, unlike a synthetic stocking cap or a wig woven from pink fiberglass. Pamper your head threads with today’s Groupon to Salon A in Bryn Mawr. Choose from the following options:

  For $30, you get a haircut package (a $80 total value), which includes:

  A haircut (a $30 value)
  A conditioning treatment (a $25 value)
  A blow-dry (a $25 value)

  For $45, you get a haircut and color packag…

• $25 for $50 Worth of Athletic Shoes, Apparel, and Accessories at New Balance of Philadelphia & South Jersey
  

  Running a marathon is the third-best gauge of one’s physical abilities, after mixing cement with bicycle kicks and stopping a gazelle stampede with only your pinkie toe. Prepare for upcoming fitness tests with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of athletic shoes, apparel, and accessories at New Balance of Philadelphia & South Jersey. This Groupon is valid at locations in Cherry Hill and Mount Laurel in New Jersey, and King of Prussia,…

• 4 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with 40-Minute Personal-Training Session and Pair of Boxing Gloves at iLoveKickboxing.com (Up to 74% Off)
  

  Kickboxing is gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with today’s Groupon to iLoveKickboxing.com, with twelve area locations. Choose between the following options:

  For $30, you get a 4-class kickboxing package (a $60 value; a $105 total value).
  For $50, you get a 10-class kickboxing package (a…

• One- or Two-Night Stay at Best Western Plus Philadelphia Airport South at Widener University in Chester (Up to 51% Off)
  

  When neglected for long periods of time, cars may act out by sleeping in the street and consorting with tractors. Give your car attention while you?re away with today’s Groupon to Best Western Plus Philadelphia Airport South at Widener University in Chester. Choose between the following options:

  For $99, you get a one-night sleep-and-fly package (up to a $199.99 value), which includes:

  A one-night stay for two in a deluxe suite
  Up to 10 day…

Phoenix

• $12 for $25 Worth of Sushi and Drinks at Big Eye Sushi Bar in Scottsdale
  

  Chopsticks help diners practice picking up small bits of seafood before moving on to freshwater stilt fishing. Stick to it with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of sushi at Big Eye Sushi Bar in Scottsdale.

  Big Eye Sushi Bar’s South Korea?born chef Yohan Yun wrangles never-frozen fish, house-made soy sauce, and crisp veggies to forge a menu of sashimi and maki that leave little room for rice. Citrus hamachi ($14) dresses yellowtail …

• Beginners’ Photography and Photoshop Workshops from McKay Photography Academy (Up to 88% Off). Five Options Available.
  

  Quality photos leave their subjects looking their best, unlike mouth-staining popsicles and confrontational Christmas shopping tussles. Learn to capture life from its best angle with today’s Groupon for a class from McKay Photography Academy at the Mesa Convention Center. Choose from the following courses and dates:

  For $49, you get a five-hour Beginning Digital Photography course (a $424 value) and a $25 voucher for printing from One Click …

• $27 for Outing to See Kenny G at the Celebrity Theatre on February 14 at 8 p.m. (Up to $69.75 Value)
  

  Smooth jazz is the sound of sophistication, unlike gauche jazz, which is the sound of Duke Ellington with a mouthful of chili-cheese fries. Savor upscale scales with today?s GrouponLive deal to see Kenny G at the Celebrity Theatre. For $27, you get one ticket for reserved seating in rows 14?25 on Tuesday, February 14, at 8 p.m. (up to a $69.75 value, including all ticketing fees).

  Grammy-winning smooth-jazz legend Kenny G shares his gift of i…

• 6 or 12 Oven-Ready, Prepared Meals at Dinner A’Fare in Chandler (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Surveys show that the predinner rush is one of a family’s most hectic times, exceeded only by moments when their couches are crashed on by unexpected houseguests or meteors. Make a peaceful mealtime transition with today’s Groupon to Dinner A’Fare in Chandler. Choose between the following options:

  For $69, you get a choice of 6 oven-ready, prepared meals with three adult portions (a $138 value).
  For $135, you get a choice of 12 oven-ready, p…

• Haircut, Keratin Treatment, or Both Haircut and Keratin Treatment at Hair on 5th Avenue in Scottsdale (Up to 60% Off)
  

  Before modern hair treatments, frizzy hair could only be smoothed by pressing it with an iron or by running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Achieve a noteworthy ‘do with today’s Groupon to Hair on 5th Avenue in Scottsdale. Choose from the following options:

  For $25, you get a haircut (up to a $55 value).
  For $140, you get an all-natural keratin smoothing treatment (a $350 value).
  For $165, you get a hair package (up to a $405 total…

Piedmont Triad

• Weekday or Sunday Outing for One or Four at Wolf Ridge Ski Resort in Mars Hill (Up to 62% Off)
  

  The life of a snowflake starts with delicate, atmospheric crystal formation and ends with sudden mangling beneath the snowboards of teenagers. Frolic in nature’s snowy beauty with today’s Groupon to Wolf Ridge Ski Resort in Mars Hill. Day area passes are valid from 9 a.m.?4:30 p.m. Choose from the following options:

  For $17, you get one Monday?Friday day area pass (up to a $39 value).
  For $27, you get one Sunday day area pass (up to a $54 v…

• Romance Package for Two with Spa Services and Optional One-Night Stay at Sundance Plaza Hotel and Spa in Winston-Salem
  

  A soft hotel bed is incredibly comfortable to sleep in, eclipsed only by a hammock made of Muppet hands. Enjoy a home away from foam with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $149 for a romantic day package for two (up to $310 total value) that includes the following:

  One bottle of sparking American champagne (a $30 value)
  One steam bath for two (a $60 value)
  One Sundance Spa service each for two (up to a $220 total value). Each guest can choose one …

• 10, 15, or 20 Classes at Zumba Fitness With Reneé Grace Pickett in Winston-Salem (Up to 75% Off)
  

  Exercise is a pleasurable activity for both would-be athletes and recovering pyromaniacs desperate enough to settle for burning calories. Fuel fitness regimens with today?s Groupon to Zumba Fitness With Reneé Grace Pickett in Winston-Salem. Classes take place at Johnny and Junes Ultra Saloon on Mondays from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. and, beginning February 22, a second weekly class will be added on Wednesdays from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. Choose from the follo…

• Gourmet Popcorn at The Popcorn Fanatic in Winston-Salem (Half Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Before popcorn, moviegoers? only snack option was to savor every syllable uttered by the debonair stars onscreen. Munch on a more satisfying treat with today’s Groupon to The Popcorn Fanatic, located in Winston-Salem. Choose between the following options:

  For $5, you get $10 worth of gourmet popcorn.
  For $10, you get $20 worth of gourmet popcorn.

  The Popcorn Fanatic detonates an ever-growing fleet of more than 100 sweet, savory, and gourme…

• $20 for $40 Worth of Customizable Gift Baskets at Johnette’s Baskets and More in Kernersville
  

  It is better to give than to receive, which is why people who give themselves a gift must regift it to themselves in order to overcome the despair of receiving it. Break out of a perpetual loop with today?s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of customizable gift baskets at Johnette’s Baskets and More in Kernersville.

  The staff of Johnette’s Baskets and More piles gourmet fare, coffees, and local brand-name gift items into artful baskets. Th…

Pittsburgh

• Sunglasses or Prescription Eyeglasses at Eyetique (Up to 75% Off)
  

  Blurry vision is a perpetual irritation, causing sufferers to mistake trashcans for recycling bins and pet pythons for particularly fashion-forward neckties. Cut down on common hassles with today’s Groupon to Eyetique, with locations in Shadyside and Wexford as well as on 27th Street, Murray Avenue, Robinson Center Drive, Washington Road, and William Penn Highway in Pittsburgh. Choose between the following options:

  For $30, you get $80 worth…

• 5 or 10 Yoga, Pilates, or Fitness Classes at Glow Fitness Studio (Up to 71% Off)
  

  Thomas Edison declared that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, a fact he discovered while inventing the volcano. Work up a healthy sweat with today’s Groupon to Glow Fitness Studio. Choose between the following options:

  For $19, you get 5 yoga, Pilates, or fitness classes (up to a $55 value).
  For $29, you get 10 yoga, Pilates, or fitness classes (up to a $100 value).

  Glow Fitness Studio?s roster of instructors lead muscle-tonin…

• Sunday Brunch for Two or Four or $15 for $30 Worth of Italian Dinner at DiSalvo’s Station Restaurant in Latrobe
  

  Eating together, like being buried up to your necks in the same cube of cement, keeps families together. Build a solid foundation with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $15 for Sunday brunch for two (up to a $31.98 value)
  $28 for Sunday brunch for four (up to a $63.96 value)

  Brunch includes fare such as:

  Made-to-order omelets
  House-made soups
  A complete salad bar

  $15 for $30 worth of Italian fare for dinner, such as:

  Grilled mahi-mahi ($23.9…

• $8 for $16 Worth of American Café Fare at Libras in New Stanton
  

  A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother’s hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of American café fare at Libras in New Stanton.

  Libras’s proprietor, Diana DiBridge Robosky, serves up a satisfying menu of breakfasts, salads, and sandwiches. Red-potato hash, cheese, and meat crown the cheesy omelet bowl ($6), and the grilled veggie sandwich on …

• Dry-Cleaning Services for Clothing or Household Items from Metro Dry Cleaning (Half Off)
  

  Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin’s space suit at the dry cleaner’s provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today’s Groupon to Metro Dry Cleaning. Choose between two options:

  For $20, you get $40 worth of dry-cleaning services for clothing.
  For $40, you get $80 worth of dry-cleaning services for household items.

  A member of the Pennsylvania and Delaware Cleaners …

Portland

• $16 for Sunday Brunch with Entrees and Drinks for Two at Funhouse Lounge ($32 Value). Three Options Available.
  

  Like cartoon sound effects and open-heart surgery, breakfast and lunch are better when combined. Feast upon a compatible combination with today’s Groupon to Funhouse Lounge. Choose from the following options:

  For $16, you get Sunday brunch for two (up to a $32 value). This option expires in June.
  For $16, you get Sunday brunch for two (up to a $32 value). This option expires in July.
  For $16, you get Sunday brunch for two (up to a $32 value)…

• $29 for a Home Teeth-Whitening Kit from Premium Home Whitening ($158 Value)
  

  Like choosing paint swatches with an impatient spouse, teeth whitening replaces pale pistachio, bavarian cream, and summer peach with simple buckets of white. Simplify your shades with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a home teeth-whitening kit from Premium Home Whitening (a $158 value).

  Premium Home Whitening’s kits take trips to the dentist out of smile-brightening equations with FDA-approved gels blanching choppers up to five shades. Afte…

• 60- or 90-Minute Therapeutic Massage at The Ultimate Tan & Med Spa (51% Off). Six Locations Available.
  

  Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled ?drain ocean,? were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon to The Ultimate Tan & Med Spa. Choose from the following locations: Cornelius, Hillsboro, Newberg, Sherwood, Tigard, or Wilsonville. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $79.95 value).
  For $49, you get a 90-minute therapeutic massage (a $99.95 val…

• Laser Hair Removal on a Small or Medium Area or Laser Face Resurfacing at Sunset MedSpa in Beaverton (Up to 91% Off)
  

  Without lasers, people would have to rely on such outdated hair-removal methods as shaving or running each individual hair through a miniature guillotine. Revel in modern technology with today?s Groupon to Sunset MedSpa in Beaverton. Choose from the following options:

  For $139, you get six laser hair-removal sessions for one small area (a $1,494 value).
  For $199, you get six laser hair-removal sessions for one medium area (a $2,214 value).
  F…

• $12 for $25 Worth of Oils, Vinegars, and Gifts at Oil & Vinegar in Happy Valley
  

  Cooking a great meal requires close attention to one’s ingredients, whether it’s choosing the highest-quality olive oil or picking out the best vintage box of mac ‘n’ cheese. Find the makings of a delicious feast with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of gourmet oils, vinegars, and gifts at Oil & Vinegar in Happy Valley.

  Oil & Vinegar outfits its clientele with a stock of high-class culinary ingredients and gifts including cooking o…

Providence

• Painting Services for One or Three Interior Rooms from A Star Quality Painting (Up to 60% Off)
  

  A home is a lot like a Rubik’s cube?many people attempt to properly coordinate its shapes and colors, but few can do so without painting over the entire thing. Solve puzzling design problems with today’s Groupon to A Star Quality Painting. This Groupon is valid for properties within 20 miles of Providence. Choose between the following options:

  For $89, you get painting services for one interior room up to 12?x12?x8? (a $220 value).
  For $269,…

• Two or Four Spider-Vein Laser Treatments at Avalon Medical Spa in New Bedford (Up to 85% Off)
  

  Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with today’s Groupon to Avalon Medical Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $129, you get one consultation and two spider-vein laser treatments (a $650 value).
  For $189, you get one consultation and four spider-vein laser treatments (a $1,250 value).

  Under the guidance of medical director Dr. Irv…

• $15 for a Ticket to Any Regular-Season Providence Bruins Home Game at Dunkin’ Donuts Center (Up to $30 Value)
  

  Hockey players are like children: they are often missing teeth, are placed in a timeout box when they get into a fight, and their legs can be rubbed for good luck. Give yourself the luck of a child with today’s GrouponLive deal: for $15, you get a ticket to any Providence Bruins home game this season at Dunkin’ Donuts Center (up to a $30 value). This deal is valid for the best available seating at the time of redemption; tickets are subject to…

• Pub Fare with Beers for Two or Four at Sullivan’s Rhode (Up to 54% Off)
  

  Neighborhoods value their pubs as a place to socialize, just as they value the ends of their rainbows as a place to find extra parking-meter change. Enjoy camaraderie at close proximity with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $15, for a pub outing for two (up to a $31.90 total value)
  $29, for a pub outing for four (up to a $63.80 total value)

  Each pub outing includes the following:

  One appetizer, soup, or salad per person (up to a $9.95 value eac…

• $85 for a Spa Package with Facial, Massage, Mani-Pedi, and Lip Wax at a. Salon Galleria & Spa in Coventry ($178 Value)
  

  Mind and body operate in tandem, which is why stress causes headaches and slamming your hand in the door makes you forget math. Restore your faculties with today’s Groupon: for $85, you get a spa package at a. Salon Galleria & Spa in Coventry (a $178 value). The package includes:

  A 30-minute Swedish massage (a $45 value)
  An express facial (a $40 value)
  A paraffin manicure (a $30 value)
  A classic pedicure (a $45 value)
  An upper-lip wax (an $8…

Queens

• Swedish, Aromatherapy Swedish, or Deep-Tissue Massages at Skin Spa. Packages of One or Three Available (Up to 60% Off).
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon to Skin Spa. This deal is valid at the Midtown, Flatiron/Chelsea, SoHo, and Upper East Side locations. Choose from the following options:

  For $39, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value).
  For $49, you get one 60-minute deep-tissue or aromatherapy Swedish massage (a $100 …

• $45 for Three-Course Meal for Two with Wine, Sangria, or House Margaritas at Patron Mexican Grill (Up to $103 Value)
  

  The vibrant colors featured in Mexican décor mimic the country’s cuisine, incorporating yellows from corn, greens from avocados, and reds from the faces of chefs who ingested too much habanero. Sample a spicy rainbow with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a three-course Mexican meal for two at Patron Mexican Grill (up to a $103 value). This Groupon is only valid at the 772 Ninth Avenue location. The meal for two includes:

  A choice of two app…

• One or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at Bikram Yoga NYC (Up to 76% Off). Four Options Available.
  

  While holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with today?s Groupon to Bikram Yoga NYC. This deal is valid for all four Manhattan locations. Choose from the following options:

  For $45, you get one month of unlimited Bikram yoga classes on weekdays between opening and 5 p.m. (a $185 value).
  For $55, you get one month of unlimited Bikram yoga classes anytime …

• $70 for an In-Person or Online Speed-Reading Class from The Iris Organization ($199 Value)
  

  There is now more writing available on the Internet than the sum of all books ever written by millions of monkeys at millions of typewriters. Gird yourself for the coming Reading Wars with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a one-day, five-hour speed-reading class from The Iris Organization (a $199 value). Classes are held at the Club Quarters conference center on February 12, February 25, and March 10 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Classes and locatio…

• One, Two, or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at Goju Karate Academy in Staten Island (Up to 90% Off)
  

  Unlike most artists, who carry notebooks for when inspiration strikes, martial artists carry themselves with caution in case inspiration really does make the first move. Always be prepared with help from today’s Groupon to Goju Karate Academy in Staten Island. This offer is valid for both children and adults, and children’s classes include a complimentary uniform. Choose from the following options:

  For $19, you get one month of unlimited cla…

Raleigh/Durham

• Zoom! Treatment With or Without Take-Home Trays and Kit at Five Points Center for Aesthetic Dentistry (Up to 85% Off)
  

  People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with today’s Groupon to Five Points Center for Aesthetic Dentistry. Choose between the following options:

  For $129, you get an in-office Zoom! whitening treatment (an $803 value).
  For $154, you get an in-office Zoom! whitening treatment and custom take-home whitening trays and touchup kit (a $1,003 value).

  Helmed by a…

• $125 for Two-Month Workshop Membership and Six Hours of Classes at TechShop RDU (Up to $378 Value)
  

  Invention is 10% inspiration, 85% perspiration, 10% determination, 10% inspiration, and 10% determination. Use all 125% of your inventing abilities with today’s Groupon: for $125, you get a two-month membership and six hours of classes at TechShop RDU (a $378 value).

  TechShop RDU is a 20,000-square-foot smorgasbord of inventive creativity and tools for people of all skill levels. The DIY workshop offers dozens of different classes covering ev…

• Two-Hour BYOB Painting Class for Two or Four Adults at Polka Dot Palette in Cary (Up to 54% Off)
  

  Creativity occupies the right brain, giving the left brain more time to dissect the philosophical underpinnings of The Family Circus. Engage your imaginative faculties with today’s Groupon to Polka Dot Palette in Cary. Choose between the following options:

  For $30, you get a two-hour BYOB painting class for two adults (a $60 value).
  For $55, you get a two-hour BYOB painting class for four adults (a $120 value).

  Within neon-green and ro…

• Brazilian, Underarm, and Bikini Waxing Services at The Australian Body Boutique (Up to 58% Off). Four Options Available.
  

  Along with damaging one’s self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today’s Groupon to The Australian Body Boutique. Choose from the following options:

  For $29, you get a waxing package (up to a $60 value), which includes:

  One full Brazilian wax
  One underarm wax

  For $75, you get a waxing package (up to a $180 value), which includes:

  Three full Br…

• $10 for $20 Worth of New and Gently Used Children’s Clothing, Toys, and Furniture at Once Upon a Child in Cary
  

  Babies enter the world in minimal attire, as they need one month more of gestation to grow pants and a “My Mom Rocks” T-shirt. Bring their wardrobe up to speed with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of new and gently used children’s clothing, toys, and furniture at Once Upon a Child in Cary.

  Once Upon a Child outfits growing bodies in new and pre-owned brand-name apparel, marked down to a fraction of their retail price. An always-re…

Reading

Regina

• $25 for $200 Worth of Frozen Meat, Seafood, and Appetizers from Gourmet Secrets
  

  Steak is the breakfast of champions, the lunch of kings, the dinner of industrial barons, and the dessert of T. rexes. Enjoy high-quality cuts regardless of social or philosophical status with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get four $50 vouchers valid toward the purchase of frozen meat, seafood, or appetizers from Gourmet Secrets (a $200 total value). Only one voucher may be used per month, and vouchers may not be combined. Shipping is not incl…

• Photo and Video Digitization Services from ScanDigital (Up to 62% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today’s Groupon to ScanDigital. Choose between the following options:

  For $40, you get $100 USD worth of photo and video digitization services.
  For $115, you get $300 USD worth of photo and video digitization services.

  Memories are safe with ScanDigital: …

• Intro to Pole Dancing, Intro to Chair Dancing, or Striptease Workshop at Diva Pole Fitness Studio (Up to 56% Off)
  

  Before pole-dancing classes, flirty fitness was limited to holding hands with a Stairmaster or romancing Jack LaLanne. Learn more seductive exercises with today’s Groupon to Diva Pole Fitness Studio. Choose from the following options:

  For $40, you get three Intro to Pole Dancing classes (a $90 value).
  For $40, you get three Intro to Chair Dancing classes (a $90 value).
  For $39, you get a two-day Sensual Movement and Striptease workshop (an $…

• $15 for a Valentine’s Day Chinese Buffet for Two at Waterfront Beach Bar and Grill in Regina Beach ($31.98 Value)
  

  Overwhelmed by Chinese fare’s beauty and deliciousness, Marco Polo had himself blindfolded and navigated the East by shouting his name out loud. Discover seductive savouries with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get two tickets to a Valentine’s Day Chinese buffet at Waterfront Beach Bar and Grill in Regina Beach (a $31.98 value). The buffet will be held on Saturday, February 11 from 5 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.

  Waterfront Beach Bar and Grill celebrates t…

Richmond

• $15 for $30 Worth of American Cuisine for Lunch, Afternoon Tea, or Sunday Brunch Buffet at Feathernesters
  

  Tables at teahouses are known for their fancy white-linen outfits, unlike tables in home kitchens, which are notorious for going nude. Dress up for a nice meal with today?s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of American cuisine for lunch, afternoon tea, or brunch at Feathernesters.

  Feathernesters’ proprietors Mark Goswick and Tony Turner scour their local farmers’ market for fresh produce and eggs that they transform into elegant spreads tha…

• $50 for $150 Worth of Casual and Designer Eyewear at The Optical Gallery Shoppe
  

  Like hardboiled detectives, prescription lenses clear up blurry mysteries and frequently end up framed. Focus on the facts with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $150 worth of eyewear at The Optical Gallery Shoppe.

  Patricia Edwards helms The Optical Gallery Shoppe, channeling her 27 years of experience into meticulous custom fittings of high-end and casual eyewear. Edwards takes a thorough, old-fashioned approach to customer service, taking m…

• 18-Hole Round of Golf for Two with One Cart or Four with Two Carts at River’s Bend Golf Club in Chester (Up to 55% Off)
  

  It?s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to today?s Groupon to River’s Bend Golf Club in Chester. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get an 18-hole round of golf for two with one cart rental (up to an $80 value).
  For $72, you get an 18-hole round of golf for four with two cart rent…

• Two All-Day Visits or a Month-Long Unlimited-Play Membership at The Playroom (Up to Half Off)
  

  Without exercise, children will never build the strength to cut their own sandwich crusts or tear geometry books in half with their bare hands. Foster childhood vigor with today?s Groupon to The Playroom in Chester. Choose between the following options:

  For $6, you get two all-day passes (up to a $12 value). Babies, children who cannot yet walk, and adults accompanying children are admitted for free.
  For $14, you get a month-long unlimited-p…

• $39 for Four Hours of Personal-Assistant Services from Vivacity ($100 Value)
  

  The best personal assistants can handle menial tasks, such as chewing your food, as well as complex tasks, such as using your identity to start and manage several Arby’s franchises. Get a taste of their secret sauce with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get four hours of personal-assistant services from Vivacity, which services Henrico County (a $100 value).

  Vivacity owner Ashleigh D. Ward orchestrates a team of to-do list tacklers that performs…

Rochester

• Area Rugs or Carpeting at Rochester Linoleum & Carpet One (Half Off)
  

  Carpeting covers cold floors, cushions bare feet, and muffles the beating of tell-tale hearts. Update home décor while alleviating auditory hallucinations with today’s Groupon to Rochester Linoleum & Carpet One. Choose between the following options:

  For $50, you get $100 worth of area rugs.
  For $250, you get $500 toward carpeting.

  This Groupon expires on April 15, 2012. Customers in Monroe County may redeem this Groupon by scheduling an in…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Seafood at Crab Shack
  

  Eating together, like being buried up to your necks in the same cube of cement, keeps families together. Build a solid foundation with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of seafood at Crab Shack.

  Crab Shack hauls in fresh fish, crab, lobster, shrimp, and clams every day from the ports of Boston Harbor. After perusing the menu, diners can crack into a whole 1.5-pound Maine lobster ($23.50) or relish a tilapia fillet stuffed, like a yo…

• Haircut, Style, and Deep-Conditioning Treatment with Optional Highlights at The Soho Salon in Pittsford (Up to 62% Off)
  

  Like lawns, hairdos require regular trimming and a few strategically placed plastic flamingos to enhance their beauty. Maintain your mane with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $22 for a haircut with conditioning treatment (a $50 value)
  $50 for a haircut with conditioning treatment and full highlights (a $130 value)

  Freshens and rejuvenates coifs
  Highlights add color and dimension to hair
  Hair services performed by stylist Orlando de Nobrega, wh…

• Beauty Package with Spa or Gel Manicure, Haircut, and Style at Salon Lidori (Up to 54% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Like your music collection or a public reading of your dream journal, a haircut says a lot about you. Control the message with today’s Groupon to Salon Lidori. Choose from the following options:

  For $16, you get a gel nail set or a spa manicure (up to a $35 value).
  For $20, you get a wash, haircut, and style (a $40 value).
  For $35, you get a salon package (up to a $75 value), which includes:

  One wash, haircut, and style (a $40 value)
  A gel…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Pet Food, Toys, and Accessories from PetFlow.com
  

  Like pizza, flowers, and cinder-block-o-grams, unwieldy bags of pet food are best delivered by a professional. Avoid heavy lifting with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pet food, toys, and accessories from PetFlow.com. This Groupon does not cover shipping, which is a flat fee of $4.95 for any order. Groupon purchasers who spend $59 more than the value of today’s deal will receive free shipping.

  Online retailer PetFlow.com saves …

Sacramento

• Mediterranean Dinner for Two or Four or $10 for $20 Worth of Lunch or Brunch Fare at Vanilla Bean Bistro
  

  Eating international fare locally eliminates the woes associated with transatlantic travel, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp Mediterranean flavors onto your palate?s passport with today?s Groupon to Vanilla Bean Bistro. Choose from the following options:

  For $26, you get dinner for two (up to a $60 total value), served 5 p.m.?8:30 p.m. The dinner includes:

  Two appetizers, soups, or salads (up to a $10 value each)
  Two entrees (up t…

• Two or Four 60-Minute Horse-Riding Lessons at SunFire Equestrian Training in Woodland (Up to 59% Off)
  

  Mounted police opt for equine transportation so that they don?t have to deal with the squad car’s wailing thirst for gas and justice. Harness real horsepower with today’s Groupon to SunFire Equestrian Training in Woodland. Choose between the following options:

  For $59, you get two 60-minute horse-riding lesson (a $120 value).
  For $99, you get four 60-minute horse-riding lessons (a $240 value).

  Competition rider and horse trainer Alana call…

• English Feast for Four or $10 for $20 Worth of Pub Fare and Drinks at Streets of London Pub. Three Locations Available.
  

  Beer, like soap, comes in a bar and livens up any shower. Wash your mouth out with today’s Groupon to Streets of London Pub. Choose from the locations in Folsom, Sacramento, and West Sacramento and between the following options:

  For $31, you get an English pub feast for four (up to a $63.90 total value), which includes:

  One appetizer (up to an $8.10 value)
  Four small soups or mixed greens or caesar salads (up to a $17.40 value)
  Four entree…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Vitamins and Fitness Supplements at Nutrishop
  

  Vitamins allow humans to harness nature?s goodness in a compact pill form rather than slaughtering oranges for vitamin C and tickling calcium out of unsuspecting cows. Simplify your supplements with today?s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of vitamins and health supplements at Nutrishop, valid at locations in Elk Grove and Rocklin.

  Nutrishop, a nationally known purveyor of vitamins and health supplements, has analyzed trends within the fi…

• Super -Hour Super Cozy Spa Package with a Steam, Massage, Tub Soak, and Wine for One or Two at Super Spa (Up to 51% Off)
  

  People will go to the farthest corners of the globe in search of peace, from the peaks of treacherous mountains to the soundproofed rooms carved into the Marianas Trench. Find nearby serenity with today?s Groupon to Super Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $79, you get a Super Cozy spa package for one (a $160 value).
  For $135, you get a Super Cozy spa package for two (a $270 value).

  The package includes the following per person…

Salt Lake City

• $8 for $16 Worth of Greek Fare and Drinks at Dasks Greek Grill in Holladay
  

  The Mediterranean Sea shaped some of the world’s most ancient civilizations, which gathered by its shores to dive for the delicious pita, falafel, and souvlaki growing beneath its crystal waves. Transport to this legendary culinary coast with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $8 for $16 worth of Greek fare, such as:

  Charbroiled Dasks burger ($4.99)
  Lamb gyro à la carte ($6.48)
  Spanakopita combo with sides ($7.59)
  Chicken souvlaki combo with pita …

• Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Elase Medical Spas (Up to 80% Off)
  

  Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proved to be useful in the precise removal of human hair. Reap the benefits of America’s favorite repurposed supervillain weapon with today’s Groupon to Elase Medical Spas. This Groupon is valid at the Salt Lake City, Draper, and Orem locations. All locations are independently owned and operated. Choose from the following options:

  For $8…

• $39 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing at Repartee Gallery & Frameworks
  

  Art collectors protect their pictures the same way that crime bosses discipline their children?by having them framed. Guard your pictures before they take a fall with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get $100 worth of custom framing at Repartee Gallery & Frameworks, redeemable at their American Fork, Midvale, and Orem locations.

  Repartee Gallery & Frameworks’ framing specialists provide a variety of services for preserving paintings and keepsake…

• $15 for Two Tickets to Salty Dinner Theater’s “King Arthur & Lancelot: For the Love of Guinevere” (Up to $30 Value)
  

  Art and food have been intrinsically connected since the first avant-garde artist crafted a Starry Night interpretation out of egg yolks and blueberry yogurt. Celebrate the cohabitation of craft and cuisine with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get two tickets to the Salty Dinner Theater production of King Arthur & Lancelot: For the Love of Guinevere (up to a $30 value). Performances begin at 7:30 p.m. at the following times and locations:

  Mad…

• $39 for Four Kids’ Classes and Lifetime Membership Fee at My Gym Children’s Fitness Center in Layton (Up to $130 Value)
  

  Children occupied by constructive afterschool activities are less likely to buy BB guns or hang out with dogs that buy children BB guns. Keep tots gainfully at play with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a membership package at My Gym Children’s Fitness Center in Layton (up to a $130 value). The package includes:

  Four fitness-class passes, including open play (a $55 value)
  Lifetime membership fee (a $75 value).

  The staff at My Gym Children…

San Antonio

• Men?s and Women?s Spa and Salon Services at The Oasis Salon Suites and Spa (Up to 61% Off). Six Options Available.
  

  Though pursued throughout history, the Fountain of Youth lost its appeal when explorers who hopped into its waters were immediately kicked out for adult swim. Turn back just enough time with today’s Groupon to The Oasis Salon Suites and Spa. Choose from the following options:

  For $29, you get a men?s grooming package (a $75 total value) that includes:

  A haircut (a $25 value)
  A color or deep-conditioning treatment (a $25 value)
  A shave with…

• $35 for Six Weeks of Unlimited Boot Camp Classes at BCOR Fitness ($209 Value)
  

  Though couture flip-flops and flats make frequent appearances at selective summer camps, only gym shoes have the drive and stamina needed to survive at boot camp. Take your well-heeled soles to camp with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a six-week pass for unlimited boot camp classes at BCOR Fitness (a $209 value), valid at all locations nationwide. Class schedules vary between locations and some camps are women only; check online for the mos…

• Ultimate Mirror Maze Challenge and The Vault Laser Beam Challenge for Two or Four (64% Off)
  

  Mazes are often used to conceal legendary treasures, such as the free lollipop at the center of every hedge maze or the cache of Jane Eyre fan fiction hidden in every cluttered attic. Unearth tucked-away treasures with today’s Groupon to the Ultimate Mirror Maze Challenge and The Vault Laser Beam Challenge located directly across from The Alamo. Choose between the following options:

  For $12, you get two tickets for all-day admission to the U…

• Pellevé Skin-Tightening Eye or Facial Treatment or Juvéderm XC or Radiesse Wrinkle-Reducing Injection at Sonterra Laser Med Spa (Up to 72% Off)
  

  The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns’ jobs. Discover the truth with today’s Groupon to Sonterra Laser Med Spa. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get a Pellevé skin-tightening treatment for the eye area (a $350 value).
  For $199, you get a Pellevé skin-tightening treatment for the full face (a $600 value).
  For $…

• One or Two 50-Minute Inch-Loss Body Wraps at The Spa at Cibolo Canyons (Up to 60% Off)
  

  Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler’s Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today?s Groupon to The Spa at Cibolo Canyons. Choose between the following options:

  For $59, you get one 50-minute inch-loss body wrap (a $125 value).
  For $99, you get two 50-minute inch-loss body wraps (a $250 value).

  Spa technicians cocoon guests in a botanical blend that promotes toned skin and pur…

San Diego

• $18 for One Dozen Cupcakes Plus a Box of Candles at Coronado Cupcakery in Coronado ($37.49 Value)
  

  Advances in miniaturization technology led to a brief but intense dessert-shrinking frenzy that gave us the cupcake, the baked rhode island, and the gingerbread amoeba. Celebrate the world’s most successful shrunken treat with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get a cupcake package from Coronado Cupcakery (a $37.49 total value). The package includes:

  One dozen cupcakes (a $34 value)
  One box of candles (a $3.49 value)

  The brainchild of four sis…

• $39 for One Month of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at RW3 Fitness in La Jolla ($249 Value)
  

  In today’s workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and deal-closing golf games are eschewed in favor of sweat-slicked cage matches. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get one month of unlimited boot-camp classes at RW3 Fitness in La Jolla (a $249 value), valid at locations on Pearl Street and Girard Avenue.

  Certified personal trainer Ray Wetterlund III, whos…

• $59 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at CorePower Yoga ($159 Value). Nine Locations Available.
  

  Practicing yoga, like hanging a picture frame, requires a good sense of balance, a tasteful mat, and a supportive instructor to keep an eye on your alignment. Stay centered with today?s Groupon: for $59, you get one month of unlimited yoga classes at CorePower Yoga (a $159 value), valid at the following San Diego-area locations:

  Clairemont Mesa
  Encinitas
  Hillcrest
  La Jolla/University Town Center
  Mission Valley
  North Park
  Pacific Beach
  Point …

• Six-Night Stay with Breakfast at Mana Island Resort and Spa in Fiji
  Private Island Cottages in Remote South Pacific Paradise

  If Tom Hanks’ character in the film Cast Away had washed ashore just a shade to the southeast, his troubles would’ve been over. Located about 10 miles from the island where the film was shot, Mana Island Resort & Spa brings a touch of luxury to this remote patch of land surrounded by pale blue waters and coral reefs. The fact that the 300-acre atoll is reachable only by boat or plane fr…

• Intro to Pole Dance Package or Lap-Dance Workshop at Sumara Pole (Up to 62% Off)
  

  Before pole-dancing classes, flirty fitness was limited to holding hands with a Stairmaster or romancing Jack LaLanne. Learn more seductive exercises with today’s Groupon to Sumara Pole. Choose between the following options:

  For $24, you get a 90-minute lap-dance workshop (a $49 value).

  For $40, you get an intro to pole dance package (a $105 total value). The package includes the following classes:

  Introduction to Pole (a $20 value)
  Pole F…

San Francisco

• $20 for $40 Worth of Café Fare at Dimond Café in Oakland
  

  Eating outside the house gives ears a break from listening to gurgling pipes in the kitchen or ululating relatives awaiting their pork pies. Escape uncomfortable scenes with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of café fare at Dimond Café in Oakland.

  Dimond Café’s sandwich artists pile toppings on fresh bread, assemble salads, and enclose veggies in wraps daily, as well as jolting bodies awake by pouring them gourmet coffee. Mornings …

• Intro to Wilderness Training Class for One or Two from Bay Area Expeditions (Up to 57% Off). Three Locations Available.
  

  The call of the wild is like a call from an elderly grandparent: though you can?t quite make out what?s being said, you feel better about yourself when you answer. Pick up nature’s phone with today’s Groupon to Bay Area Expeditions. Choose between the following options:

  For $69, you get an Intro to Wilderness Training class for one (a $150 value).
  For $129, you get an Intro to Wilderness Training class for two (a $300 value).

  Customers can…

• Sunday Brunch, Lunch, or Dinner for Two or Four at Olivia’s Brunch & Fine Dining (Up to 53% Off)
  

  Hunger is the leading cause of fatigue, grumpiness, and endless staring contests with stocked vending machines. Gain a competitive edge with today’s Groupon to Olivia’s Brunch & Fine Dining. Choose from the following options:

  For $17, you get Sunday brunch for two (up to a $35.40 total value), which includes:

  Two omelets or Mexican breakfast entrees (up to a $19.90 value)
  One side (up to a $3.50 value)
  Two beverages (up to a $12 value)

  Fo…

• 50- or 80-Minute Massage at Oakland Massage Therapy (Up to 59% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon to Oakland Massage Therapy. Choose from the following options:

  For $35, you get your choice of a 50-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or sports massage (an $80 value).
  For $59, you get a 50-minute deluxe massage (a $145 value).
  For $79, you get a 80-minute super massage (a $180 value).

  …

• $249 for a Laser Skin-Enhancement Treatment at Serenity MedSpa ($700 Value)
  

  Skin glows when nourished by a healthy diet and exercise, but hums protest songs when denied sleep or moisturizer. Meet skin’s demands with today’s Groupon: for $249, you get a skin-enhancement laser treatment on the face, full arms, or neck with chest at Serenity MedSpa (a $700 value).

  Board-certified surgeon Dr. Lisa Kang and her physician cohorts customize skin-rejuvenating treatments for each patient and restore a healthy glow with Clear…

San Jose

• $1,999 for Full Dental-Implant Package with X-rays, Abutment, and Crown at Pannu Dental Care ($4,200 Value)
  

  Like a new white picket fence, a full, healthy smile makes a good first impression on neighbors, mailmen, and door-to-door toothbrush salesmen. Restore a missing orthodontic fence post with today’s Groupon: for $1,999 you get a full dental-implant package at Pannu Dental Care (a $4,200 total value). This Groupon is valid at locations in Cupertino, Dublin, Fremont, and San Jose. The package includes:

  X-ray and initial consultation (a $300 val…

• American-Italian Fusion Fare at Bistro Mozart in Sunnyvale (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Eating together, like being buried up to your necks in the same cube of cement, keeps families together. Build a solid foundation with today’s Groupon to Bistro Mozart in Sunnyvale. Choose between the following options:

  For $15, you get $30 worth of American-Italian fusion fare.
  For $29, you get $60 worth of American-Italian fusion fare.

  The rich culinary traditions of Italy coalesce on Bistro Mozart?s lunch and dinner menus, which host in…

• Home-Ventilation Package With or Without Dryer-Vent Inspection from Deep Breath Air Duct Clean (87% Off)
  

  Heating-and-cooling ducts are essential components of any home, ensuring comfortable environments for residents and easy building access for everyday spies. Make sneaking around easier with today’s Groupon from Deep Breath Air Duct Clean. This deal is valid for homes within 35 miles of San Jose. Choose between the following options:

  For $49, you get a home-ventilation package (a $369 value) that includes the following:

  Complete air-duct cl…

• $99 for 60-Minute Couples Massage at Rose Garden Massage ($240 Value)
  

  Some things are better when shared with a partner, including a high-five, gossip, and a 10-pound jar of mayonnaise that expires tomorrow. Go halfsies with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $99 for a 60-minute couples massage (a $240 value)

  Swedish or deep tissue
  Candlelit room
  Upgrade to 90-minute massage for additional $50 per couple

  Rose Garden Massage

  Rose Garden Massage?s cadre of massage therapists targets pain caused by injury, stress, a…

• Peruvian Meal for Two or Four at El Hueco in Redwood City (Up to Half Off)
  

  A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother’s hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with today’s Groupon for a Peruvian meal at El Hueco in Redwood City. Choose between the two options:

  For $20 you get a meal for two (up to a $40 value). The meal includes:

  Any appetizer or ceviche (up to a $12 value)
  Any two meat, chicken, or vegetarian entrees (up to a $28 value)

  For $40, you get a meal f…

Santa Cruz

• Package of Two Premium Oil Changes or Standard Smog Check at Opal Cliffs Auto Center (Up to 76% Off)
  

  Like violins, cars announce their need for a tune-up by squeaking shrilly and leaking oil every time you play Mahler. Keep your ride purring pleasantly with today’s Groupon to Opal Cliffs Auto Center. Customers may upgrade to synthetic oil for an additional charge, which is not included in this Groupon. Choose between the following options:

  For $45, you get a premium oil-change package (a $185 total value) that includes the following items:
  …

• $10 for One-Hour Billiards Outing for Two with Beer and Fries at Fast Eddy’s Billiards in Capitola (Up to $28.25 Value)
  

  Sports played with spheres are easier to master than rectangular sports, such as Rubik’s cubing and throwing bricks into windows. Circle fun with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get a billiards outing for two at Fast Eddy’s Billiards in Capitola (up to a $28.25 total value). The outing includes the following:

  One hour of billiards play for two people (an $11 value)
  One pitcher of any beer (up to a $14.25 value)
  One order of regular fries (a $3…

• Tandem Skydive at 10,000 Feet for One or Two at Skydive Hollister (Up to 44% Off)
  

  The need to feel the wind in your hair is best fulfilled by skydiving, though it can also be fulfilled by riding in a convertible, swinging on a tire swing, or getting sneezed on by a jumbo jet. Give your hair the ride of its follicular life with today’s Groupon to Skydive Hollister, located roughly an hour from San Jose at Hollister Airport. Choose between the following options:

  For $99, you get a tandem skydive at 10,000 feet for one (a $1…

• 5, 10, or 20 Spinning Classes at Om Oasis in Monterey (Up to 59% Off)
  

  Exercise is a pleasurable activity for both would-be athletes and recovering pyromaniacs desperate enough to settle for burning calories. Fuel fitness regimens with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $35 for 5 Spin 45 classes (a $75 value)
  $59 for 10 Spin 45 classes (a $140 value)
  $99 for 20 Spin 45 classes (a $240 value)

  Schedule of classes accommodates students of all fitness levels
  Students can control their own pace and resistance during class

  …

Seattle

• Speed-Reading Class at the Center for Lifelong Learning (Up to 78% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Contrary to popular opinion, dinosaurs perished not because of space debris but because of their inability to read imperative water-toxicity reports in a timely fashion. Avoid extinction by properly educating yourself with today?s Groupon to the Center for Lifelong Learning. Choose from the following options:

  For $55, you get a one-day Speed Reading workshop (a $249 value).
  For $39, you get an Advanced Speed Reading class (a $139 value).
  For…

• $17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services Online from Vistaprint
  

  Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get $70 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the …

• $29 for 12 Months of Online Meal Planning from E-Mealz ($58 Value)
  

  Much like composing a will, composing a grocery list requires the foresight to know what your kids will want. Outsource an unpleasant task with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get 12 months of online meal planning from E-Mealz (a $58 value).

  Endorsed by financial author Dave Ramsey and highlighted on Oprah Winfrey’s Life Lift blog, E-Mealz charts out a week’s worth of dollar- and healthy-savvy dinner recipes to relieve the burden of kitchen-rel…

• One or Four Private Horse-Riding Lessons at Thunder Rail Stables in Enumclaw (Up to 56% Off)
  

  Horsemanship was once a vital skill, much like the ability to avoid sailing off the end of the earth or the ability to discern which pizza trees were poisonous. Master an ancient art of survival with today’s Groupon to Thunder Rail Stables in Enumclaw. Choose between the following options:

  For $22, you get one private horse-riding lesson (a $45 value).
  For $79, you get four private horse-riding lessons (a $180 value).

  Thunder Rail Stables?…

• Wine Class for One or Two at Reds Wine Bar & Craft Beers (Up to 59% Off)
  

  The greatest wine connoisseurs can determine what kind of wood the night’s varietal was aged in and identify by sight alone whether it is a merlot or just a bottle filled with oatmeal. Hone your sommelier skills with today’s Groupon to Reds Wine Bar & Craft Beers in Kent. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get a wine-education class for one (an $85 value).
  For $69, you get a wine-education class for two (a $170 value).

  Clas…

Shreveport

• $25 for $75 Worth of Wine from Wine Insiders
  

  Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, “I never drink ? moonshine.” Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of fine wine mailed directly to your door from Wine Insiders. Shipping is just one penny if you order a full case. This Groupon is not valid for club memberships and cannot be shipped to certain states; view the list of valid states here.

  Wine Insiders sprang fully formed fr…

• $99 for Two Laser Vein Treatments for Both Legs at Bossier Healthcare for Women ($260 Value)
  

  Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the veins on their thighs. Steer clear of veiny skin with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get two laser vein treatments for legs at Bossier Healthcare for Women located in the WK Bossier Medical Pavilion (a $260 value).

  Bossier Healthcare for Women’s skilled technicians wield Cutera’s CoolGlide laser to target errant v…

• $15 for $30 Worth of Custom Stationery and Invitations at Mint Julep Paperie
  

  Before paper invitations became the norm, hosts invited guests to parties via town crier or a slap to the face with a confetti-packed glove. Avoid colorful clobbering with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of custom stationery and invitations at Mint Julep Paperie.

  Mint Julep Paperie’s team of specialists mosey among sprays of cut flowers and equally vibrant shelves of invitations, business cards, and party supplies printed by des…

Sioux Falls

• Full Mobile Detail for a Car or a Van, Truck, or SUV from Get MAD Auto Detailing (Up to 53% Off)
  

  Although their thick wool coats would make them ideal car washers, sheep are rarely able to hold the position because of costly hoof scratches and a tendency to eat air fresheners. Enjoy bipedal auto-polishing with today’s Groupon to Get MAD Auto Detailing. Choose between the following options:

  For $89, you get a full detail for a car (a $179 value, including the company’s $20 gas fee).
  For $99, you get a full detail for a van, truck, or SUV…

• Bowling or Glow Bowling Outing for Two or Four at Victory Lanes (Up to 55% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Bowling is a model for interpersonal relationships?the ball is your scream and the pins are other people’s opinions. Make a striking statement with today’s Groupon to Victory Lanes in Brandon. Choose from the following options:

  For $9, you get two games of bowling for two people with shoe rentals (a $19.08 value). Each person gets two games of bowling and shoe rental.
  For $17, you get two games of bowling for four people with shoe rentals (…

• Watches and Watch-Repair Services at Precision Time (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  When their batteries are about to die, watches run erratically, slow down, and eventually make instinctual journeys to their final resting places beneath Big Ben. Keep time from running out with today’s Groupon to Precision Time. This Groupon is valid only in South Dakota. Choose between the following options:

  For $19, you get $40 worth of watches and watch-repair services.
  For $39, you get $80 toward any Sottomarino watch.

  For more than t…

• $15 for $35 Worth of Fortune Cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies
  

  Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today’s game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

  Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a han…

Spokane

• Knife, Saw, or Planer-Blade Sharpening at The Cutting Edge Sharpening Service (Up to 52% Off)
  

  Like traversing a farm on a pogo stick, using overly dull knives in the kitchen will only result in a big messy salad. Make clean cuts with today’s Groupon to The Cutting Edge Sharpening Service, valid at the locations in Coeur d’Alene and Spokane. Choose between the following options:

  For $12, you get $25 worth of knife sharpening.
  For $25, you get $50 worth of saw-blade or planer-knife sharpening.

  Employing a high-precision CNC blade-sha…

• 60-Minute Visibly Moist Facial or a 90-Minute Signature Facial at Ritual Skin Care & Day Spa (Half Off)
  

  A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o’clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today’s Groupon to Ritual Skin Care & Day Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $30, you get a 60-minute visibly moist facial ($60 value).
  For $45, you get a 90-minute signature facial ($90 value).

  The experienced aesthetician at Ritual Skin Care & Day Spa mollycoddles expression-maker…

• Carpet Cleaning for Two or Three 250-Square-Foot Rooms from CleanCo (Up to 58% Off)
  

  Carpeting covers cold floors, cushions bare feet, and muffles the beating of telltale hearts. Update home décor while alleviating auditory hallucinations with today’s Groupon to CleanCo. Click here for a list of zip codes in CleanCo’s service area. Choose between the following options:

  For $59, you get carpet-cleaning services for two 250-square-foot rooms (a $125 value).
  For $79, you get carpet-cleaning services for three 250-square-foot ro…

• $35 for $70 Worth of Handmade Plush Blankets from Minky Couture
  

  Although they warm bodies like a roaring fire, blankets won’t distract with loud crackling during a movie marathon or ruin picnics by popping corn off the cob. Acquire a versatile source of warmth with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of handmade plush blankets from Minky Couture.

  Minky Couture’s soft blankets wrap tots and adults in a rainbow of colors that stay bright even after a trip through the washing machine. The teal satin …

• 6- or 12-Month Vegan-Cooking Website Membership from Spork Online (Up to 53% Off)
  

  Living healthily, like keeping a designer jacket clean, requires poise, discipline, and a lack of grease. Move toward a healthier existence with today’s Groupon to Spork Online. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get a 6-month membership (a $39.95 value).
  For $35, you get a 12-month membership (a $74.95 value).

  Each membership includes the following:

  One new vegan cooking-class video each month with four downloadable reci…

Springfield

• $35 for a 60-Minute Massage at Bodhi Works Massage & Healing Arts in Easthampton ($75 Value)
  

  Early massage techniques involved rubbing one’s back against a tree or tricking a wooly mammoth to walk on it. Relish modern methods with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute relaxation, deep-tissue, or trigger-point massage at Bodhi Works Massage & Healing Arts in Easthampton (a $75 value).

  Bodhi Works Massage & Healing Arts’ licensed massage therapist and reiki master teacher, Andrew Borsari, puts his extensive training to use unty…

• $28 for Outing to See Colin Quinn?s ?Long Story Short? in Mashantucket, Connecticut, on February 18 (Up to $57.50 Value)
  

  One-man shows foster a connection with a favorite performer that’s hard to find in other productions, whose supporting actors tend to get in the way of sustaining eye contact for longer than 20 minutes. Let tears of laughter fill wide eyes with today?s GrouponLive deal to see Colin Quinn?s “Long Story Short” at the Fox Theater at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut, on Saturday, February 18, at 8 p.m. For $28, you get one ticke…

• $6 for $12 Worth of Deli Fare and Drinks at Gus & Paul?s
  

  Sandwiches, unlike test answers and boyfriends, can be shared freely amongst friends without chastisement. Enjoy the spoils of friendship with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $6 for $12 worth of deli fare & drinks, such as:

  Challah french toast ($5.99)
  New york reuben ($7.99)
  Chinese chicken salad ($9.99)
  The Meatiest Loaf ($10.99)
  See the full menu

  Gus & Paul?s

  The brainchild of Bronx brothers Gus and Paul Weissman, Gus & Paul?s is a tradit…

• $29 for a Lock-Installation Service or a Lock Re-Key from Fred?s Lock and Key Service ($65 Value)
  

  Mayors have been known to hastily supply celebrities with keys to the city, which they often use when training for roles as deadbeat houseguests. Keep the stars off your sofa with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a lock-installation service or a lock re-key from Fred?s Lock and Key Service (a $65 value). This Groupon is valid for homes in within the designated service areas and may be applied toward general services, including lockouts.

  At F…

• Weekday Whitewater-Rafting Adventure and Barbecue Lunch from U.S. Rafting in West Forks (Up to 62% Off)
  

  Although thrilling, whitewater rafting also imparts essential survival skills for escaping a flood or malfunctioning car wash. Master the foam with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a weekday rafting adventure and barbecue lunch, valid Monday through Friday from U.S. Rafting (a $129 value) in West Forks, Maine.

  U.S. Rafting’s guides plunge through the Kennebec River’s Class III/IV rapids, leading fully provisioned rafters of all experience l…

St Catharines-Niagara

• 5, 10, or 15 Mixed Martial Arts Classes at Modern Vision Mixed Martial Arts (Up to 67% Off)
  

  Martial artists wear colourful belts to indicate their mastery of fighting techniques and their passionate disdain for suspenders. Achieve stylish self-defense strategies with today’s Groupon to Modern Vision Mixed Martial Arts, valid at locations in Welland on Niagara Street and Southworth Street. Choose from the following options:

  For $24, you get a 5-class punch card (a $50 value).
  For $39, you get a 10-class punch card (a $100 value).
  Fo…

• Indian Cuisine at Curry Queen (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Known for its spices, Indian fare jolts the taste buds in a manner that kissing an electrical socket could never match. Enjoy shockingly good cuisine with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for $20 worth of Indian cuisine
  $19 for $40 worth of Indian cuisine

  Choose from dishes such as:

  Lamb seekh kebab ($12.99)
  Chicken jalfrezi ($11.99)
  Okra masala ($10.99)
  Vegetable biryani ($13.99)

  See the full menu

  Curry Queen

  The epicurean alchemists at…

• Photo and Video Digitization Services from ScanDigital (Up to 62% Off). Two Options Available.
  

  Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today’s Groupon to ScanDigital. Choose between the following options:

  For $40, you get $100 worth of digitization services.
  For $115, you get $300 worth of digitization services.

  Unlike a lunch sack filled with gummy worms in a postapocalyptic world, this…

St. Louis

• Chocolate Spa Package for One or Two with Champagne at The Lash Loft Salon & Spa (Up to 70% Off)
  

  Love means never having to say you’re sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today?s Groupon to The Lash Loft Salon & Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $49, you get a chocolate spa package for one (a $156 total value).
  For $95, you get a chocolate spa package for two (a $312 total value).

  Each package includes:

  Chocolate facial (a $75 value each)
  Choice of eith…

• $10 for $20 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Fusion Fare at Kabuki Sushi And Fusion
  

  Sushi keeps fish natural and unsullied, preserving each one’s flavor, nutrients, and dreams of growing up to be a baseball mascot. Celebrate uncooked naiveté with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $10 for $20 worth of sushi and fusion fare, such as:

  California, spicy-tuna, and salmon-avocado maki rolls ($13?$16)
  Seven-spiced tuna seared and served with udon noodles ($19)
  General tso’s chicken ($10) or shrimp ($12)
  See the full menu

  Kabuki Sus…

• Microdermabrasion or Laser Hair-Reduction Treatments at Shave No More Laser Hair Reduction in High Ridge (Up to 56% Off)
  

  The human body requires a great deal of grooming to look its best, from taming hair and fighting off wrinkles to keeping fingernails from swimming in inkwells. Reign in personal beauty with today’s Groupon to Shave No More Laser Hair Reduction in High Ridge. Choose between the following options:

  For $60, you get three diamond microdermabrasion treatments on the face or décolletage (up to a $135 value).
  For $85, you get six laser hair-reducti…

• Four One-Hour Youth or Adult Beginners? Fencing Lessons at The Fencers Academy (Up to 73% Off)
  

  Fencing (the sport) is similar to fencing (the DIY project) because mastery of either will keep dogs off your lawn and prevent neighbors from bothering you. Keep intruders at bay with today’s Groupon to The Fencers Academy. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get four one-hour youth beginners? lessons (a $75 value).
  For $25, you get four one-hour adult beginners? lessons (a $75 value).

  At The Fencers Academy, Hossam Hassan, …

• Three Private or Six Group Dance Lessons or Dance Party for Up to 25 at JitterSwing Dance Clubs (Up to 58% Off)
  

  Dancing is a healthy way to physically connect to someone, preferable to giving them a painful bear hug or sewing your head onto their body. Get cheek-to-cheek with today?s Groupon to JitterSwing Dance Clubs. Choose between the following options:

  For $25, you get three 30-minute private dance lessons or six one-hour group dance lessons for adults (up to a $60 value). Private lessons can be used for the following dance styles: social/imperial…

Stockton

• $15 for $35 Worth of Fortune Cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies
  

  Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today’s game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

  Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a han…

• $69 for a Diamond Elite Ultrasonic Toothbrush with Free Shipping ($230.95 Value)
  

  A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon “ding” sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three replacement brush heads, and free shipping (a $230.95 value).

  Raymond Frye, DMD, utilized his dental know-how to develop the Elite ultrasonic toothbru…

• $115 for a Dirt Devil Whiskers DSV Robotic Vacuum with 10 Dust Pads ($189.94 Value)
  What You Get

  For $115, you get a Dirt Devil Whiskers DSV robotic vacuum (a $169.95 value) with 10 dust pads (a $19.99 suggested retail value, a $189.94 total value).
  An additional $10 shipping fee will be charged at checkout.

  To get this deal, use the buy button on this page. Visit the Groupon Goods FAQ for more info.

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  Overview

  The self-propelling Dirt Devil Whiskers DSV robotic vacuum quietly glides over tile, wood, and linoleum, leavi…

Tampa Bay Area

• $25 for a One-Hour Deep-Tissue Massage at Health and Healing Touch Wellness Center ($50 Value)
  

  Without a back, you’d never know which way was forward, making dramatic exits confusing and awkward. Reward your back for not being up front with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue massage at Health and Healing Touch Wellness Center (a $50 value).

  Health and Healing Touch Wellness Center’s team of therapists brings visitors one step closer to an ache-free existence with a well-rounded menu of massage services. Weathere…

• Photography Workshops at Florida Center for Creative Photography in Clearwater (Up to 65% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  A skilled photographer captures a subject’s sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental milestones with today?s Groupon to Florida Center for Creative Photography in Clearwater. Choose from the following options:

  For $110, you get two classes (up to a $288 value), which are the following:

  Adobe Photoshop Elements photo-editing workshop
  Digital Photography Bootca…

• $22 for a Soap-Making Class with Margaritas for Two and $5 Worth of Bath Products at Milagros (Up to $45 Value)
  

  Taking a shower is like teaming up with your grandparents to direct an R-rated movie: by the end, there’s no more dirty content. Purify your world with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get a soap-making package at Milagros, redeemable in either Tampa or St. Petersburg (up to a $45 value). The package includes the following:

  A soap-making class with margaritas for two
  $5 worth of retail bath products

  The soapsmiths at Milagros train students …

• Two or Three Sun-Spot-Removal Treatments at Sun Coast Skin Solutions in Lutz (Up to 88% Off)
  

  Like an annoying college roommate, the sun believes it?s the center of the solar system and will doodle on your face if you fall asleep. Erase the effects of long-term exposure with today’s Groupon to Sun Coast Skin Solutions in Lutz. Choose between the following options:

  For $99, you get two sun-spot-removal treatments (up to a $665 value).
  For $120, you get three sun-spot-removal treatments (up to a $965 value).

  Sun Coast Skin Solutions’…

• $12 for a Crawl of the Zombies Pub Crawl ($25 Value)
  

  The first people to successfully paint the town red spent more time haphazardly assembling scaffolding and arguing over who got to be the foreman than enjoying the results. Take the planning out of carousing with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get pub-crawl admission for one to Crawl of the Zombies organized by SohoTampa.com and the Tampa Marketing Company (a $25 value).

  A horde of libation-loving undead takes to the streets during Crawl of t…

Toledo

• Window Tinting for a Two-Door or Four-Door Car at Total Image Window Tinting (Half Off)
  

  Tinted windows prevent bright sunlight from damaging your car’s upholstery and pale moonlight from making you fall in love with your steering column. Avoid glares with today’s Groupon to Total Image Window Tinting. Choose between the following options:

  For $80, you get window tinting for a two-door car (a $160 value).
  For $95, you get window tinting for a four-door car (a $190 value).

  For more than 15 years, the technicians at Total Image …

• $25 for $100 Toward a Mattress Set at Perrysburg Mattress
  

  Mattress stuffings have evolved by leaps and bounds?from straw and goose feathers to space-age memory foam and digital goose feathers. Enjoy the innovations in sleeping technology with today?s Groupon: for $25, you get $100 toward a mattress set at Perrysburg Mattress.

  Perrysburg Mattress?s staff of helpful bed buffs aims to enhance reveries with a collection of name-brand mattresses that can accommodate many particular sleeping styles. Patr…

• $29 for a Home Teeth-Whitening Kit from Premium Home Whitening ($158 Value)
  

  Like choosing paint swatches with an impatient spouse, teeth whitening replaces pale pistachio, bavarian cream, and summer peach with simple buckets of white. Simplify your shades with today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a home teeth-whitening kit from Premium Home Whitening (a $158 value).

  Premium Home Whitening’s kits take trips to the dentist out of smile-brightening equations with FDA-approved gels blanching choppers up to five shades. Afte…

• Custom Framing or Bulk Photo Scanning at Frame Shop Art Gallery & Gifts (Up to 58% Off). Three Options Available.
  

  Both a framed work of art and a finicky antique cannon add a lot of personality to a living room at the simple expense of a few holes in the wall. Maximize aesthetics while minimizing structural damage with today?s Groupon to Frame Shop Art Gallery & Gifts in Holland. Choose from the following options:

  For $25, you get $60 worth of custom-framing services.
  For $50, you get $100 worth of custom-framing services.
  For $75, you get bulk photo-sc…

• $37 for a Valentine’s Day?Themed Fruit, Floral, and Chocolate Facial at Refresh Center for Wellness & Cosmetic Therapy ($75 Value)
  

  A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o’clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today’s Groupon: for $37, you get a Valentine’s Day?themed aromatherapy facial at Refresh Center for Wellness & Cosmetic Therapy (a $75 value).

  The licensed aestheticians at Refresh Center for Wellness & Cosmetic Therapy nurture complexions back to radiant health with aromatic botanical skin toni…

Toronto

• Toronto Marlies Hockey Game at Ricoh Coliseum (Up to 41% Off). Three Games and Seating Options Available.
  

  Although its modern incarnation refers to scoring a goal, “lighting the lamp” in hockey dates back to pre-electricity days, when night games were lit by the glow of a birthday candle glued to the puck. Extinguish expired traditions with today’s GrouponLive deal to see a Toronto Marlies hockey game at Ricoh Coliseum. Choose from the following options:

  For $13, you get one ticket for end-zone seating (up to a $21.47 value, including taxes)
  Fo…

• 60-Minute Individual or Couple’s Hot-Stone Massage at Happy Foot Spa (51% Off). Three Locations Available.
  

  Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keeps human bodies alive, alongside air, water, fire, and antifire. Ease into your element with today’s Groupon to Happy Foot Spa. Choose between locations on Britannia Road or Hurontario St. in Mississauga and in Vaughan. Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get a 60-minute hot-stone massage (a $80 value).
  For $79, you get a 60-minute couple’s hot-stone massage (a $160 value).

  H…

• One Ticket to See “Shumka at 50″ at Hamilton Place Theatre in Hamilton on February 19 at 7 p.m. (Up to $50.50 Value)
  

  To make dance routines flashier, professionals often wear sequined outfits or burlap sacks filled with fireworks. Witness dancers light up the dance floor with today’s GrouponLive deal to see “Shumka at 50″ at Hamilton Place Theatre. For $25, you get one ticket for seating in orchestra rows F?U on Sunday, February 19, at 7 p.m. (up to a $50.50 value, including all Ticketmaster fees).

  Shumka, a 40-member, Edmonton-based dance troupe, marries …

• Salon Services at Exit Salon (Up to 61% Off). Three Options Available
  

  Like your music collection or a public reading of your dream journal, a haircut says a lot about you. Control the message with today’s Groupon to Exit Salon, located at the corner of Yonge Street and Farnham Avenue. Choose from the following options:

  For $39, you get a shampoo, haircut, and style (a $95 value).

  For $59, you get a salon package (a $140 total value) that includes:

  Shampoo, haircut, and style (a $95 value)
  Moroccanoil Dry No M…

• One or Two Pairs of Authentic Peacock-Feather Earrings from Feather Fashinista (Up to 60% Off)
  

  Before they became a fashionable accessory, feathers were used by undercover police to get close to the source of early-morning crowing. Pick up proven plumage with today’s Groupon to Feather Fashinista. Choose between the following options:

  For $14, you get one pair of authentic peacock-feather earrings (a $30 value, including shipping).
  For $24, you get two pairs of authentic peacock-feather earrings (a $60 value, including shipping).

  F…

Tucson

• Breakfast or Lunch for Two at Jerry Bob’s Family Restaurant (Up to 54% Off)
  

  Before breakfast was the first meal of the day, it was part of a midday supermeal?Dinner, Breakfast, Nash & Young. Give breakfast?s solo work its proper respect with today?s Groupon to Jerry Bob’s Family Restaurant, valid at two locations. Choose between the following options:

  For $8, you get breakfast for two (up to a $17.56 total value), which includes:

  Two omelets (up to a $6.59 value each), pancakes (up to a $6.29 value each), or specia…

• Movie Outing with Popcorn and Membership for Two or Four at Reel Arts 6 at Grand Cinemas Crossroads (Up to 74% Off)
  

  Watching a movie on the big screen makes audience members feel like they?re really there with the characters, especially during climactic popcorn-eating scenes. Chew and view with today?s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $12 for two movie tickets, one large popcorn, and a six-month membership for two (a $47 value)
  $22 for four movie tickets, two large popcorns, and a six-month membership for two (a $69 value)

  New independent film releases
  Box-office and…

• Eye-Exam Package with Glasses Credit or $49 for $150 Toward Prescription Glasses and Frames at Arizona Primary Eye Care
  

  When stranded in the wilderness, glasses can help you to convert sunbeams into fire or look smart as you explain the inedibility of man to a family of grizzly bears. Equip your eyes for the great outdoors with today’s Groupon to Arizona Primary Eye Care. Choose between the following options:

  For $99, you get an eye-care package (a $250 total value), which includes:

  An eye exam (a $100 value)
  $150 toward prescription glasses

  For $49, you g…

• One or Three Laser Spider-Vein Treatments at Quality Aesthetics (Up to 79% Off)
  

  Unlike real spiders, spider veins are impervious to rolled-up magazines and rarely inspire beloved children?s novels. Squash pesky skin arachnids with today’s Groupon to Quality Aesthetics, a part of Quality of Life Medical & Research Center. Choose between the following options:

  For $99, you get one laser spider-vein treatment that covers the upper half of both legs (a $200 value), the lower half of both legs (a $200 value), or both full l…

• Permanent Makeup for Eyelids, Eyebrows, or Lips at Blush Permanent Makeup (Up to 72% Off). Five Options Available.
  

  When improperly applied, makeup can have a harsh and unsettling effect on its onlookers, much like Richard Nixon’s portrayal of Hamlet. Go easy on the eyes with today’s Groupon to Blush Permanent Makeup. Choose from the following options:

  For $99, you get permanent makeup for upper or lower eyelids (a $262.50 value).
  For $149, you get permanent makeup for both upper and lower eyelids (a $525 value).
  For $149, you get permanent makeup for eye…

Tulsa

• BYOB French, American, or Italian Cooking Class for 2 or 12 at Smoke. on Cherry Street (53% Off)
  

  Creating a meal from scratch is both challenging and delicious, much like playing “Stairway to Heaven” on a clarinet made out of a candy cane. Master meal melding with today’s Groupon to Smoke. on Cherry Street. Choose between the following options:

  For $94, you get admission for two to a BYOB French, American, or Italian cooking class (a $200 value).
  For $560, you get a private BYOB French, American, or Italian cooking class for 12 (a $1,2…

• $5 for $10 Worth of Burgers at Back Yard Burgers. Two Locations Available.
  

  The hamburger is an edible American icon, much like coleslaw made with shredded Norman Rockwell paintings. Bread, bite, and chew with today?s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of burgers at Back Yard Burgers. Choose between the following locations: Memorial Drive and Mingo Road locations.

  Back Yard Burgers’ chefs sizzle patties of Black Angus beef to craft the menu’s specialty cuisine, and an abundance of other classic American fare compleme…

• Nail Services from Linda at Monkey Bizness Salon and Day Spa (Up to 51% Off). Four Options Available.
  

  Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you’re watching them or not. Baby your fingers with today’s Groupon from Linda at Monkey Bizness Salon and Day Spa. Choose from the following options:

  For $19, you get a shellac manicure (a $38 value).
  For $25, you get a spa pedicure (a $50 value).
  For $32, you get a spa manicure and pedicure (a $65 value).
  For $44, you get a shellac manicure and a spa pedicure (an $88 value).

  Linda, Monkey Bi…

• One or Three Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Hot-Stone Massages or One Couples Massage at Nailspa Kangen (Up to 54% Off)
  

  After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak’s milk. Conquer your own serenity with today?s Groupon to Nailspa Kangen. Choose from the following options:

  For $45, you get one 60-mintute Swedish, deep-tissue, or hot-stone massage (up to a $90 value).
  For $89, you get a 60-minute couples massage with two complimen…

• 5 or 10 Women’s Zumba, Yoga, or Turbo Kick Classes at Class Fitness Studio (Up to 66% Off)
  

  Moving one’s body to the rhythm of music is a natural human instinct, just like running from the sound of lightning or inventing a telephone. Dial up new moves with today?s Groupon to Class Fitness Studio. Choose between the following options:

  For $19, you get a 5-class pass for women’s Zumba, Vinyasa yoga, or Turbo Kick classes (up to a $50 value).
  For $34, you get a 10-class pass for women’s Zumba, Vinyasa yoga, or Turbo Kick classes (up t…

Vancouver

• 20 for $40 Worth of Dinner Fare or Express Lunch for Two at Frankie’s Italian Kitchen (Up to 53% Off)
  

  A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother’s hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with today’s Groupon to Frankie’s Italian Kitchen. This Groupon is valid at two locations in Chilliwack and Vancouver. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get $40 worth of anything on the menu for dinner. Entrees range in price from $11?$24.

  For $18, you get an express lunch for two (up to a $38…

• $35 for a 60-Minute Absolute Organic Pedicure at Absolute Spa – Park Royal ($75 Value)
  

  Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you’re watching them or not. Baby your toes with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute Absolute organic pedicure at Absolute Spa – Park Royal in West Vancouver (a $75 value).

  Founded by a husband-and-wife team, Absolute Spa – Park Royal employs estheticians who pamper digits amid the sleek decor of a modern 6,000-square-foot facility. The 60-mintue Absolute organic pedicure commences as toes…

• $29 for Women’s Salon Package with Cut and Style at Shakila Beauty Salon & Spa in North Vancouver ($140 Value)
  

  Salon and spa go hand-in-hand, like walking past an ex-lab partner and pretending to text. Experience the unity of shears and blow-dryer with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $29 for a women’s salon package (a $140 total value), which includes:

  Design haircut (a $45 value)
  Moroccan oil deep-conditioning treatment
  and scalp massage (a $60 value)
  Blow-dry and style (a $35 value)

  Shakila Beauty Salon & Spa

  Shakila Beauty Salon & Spa caters to the…

• $22 for Chocolate 101 Class with 16-Piece Box of Chocolates at Xoxolat ($45 Value)
  

  Chocoholics would adore cocoa beans for creating chocolate if they didn’t also sprout magical beanstalks that house giants who steal chocolate from humans. Eat your way through mixed feelings with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get a Chocolate 101 class with a 16-piece box of chocolates at Xoxolat in Vancouver (a $45 value). A schedule of class times is available here.

  Modelled after sweets from classic European chocolatiers, Xoxolat’s award-…

• Two-Night Stay in a Lake-View Suite at Watermark Beach Resort in Osoyoos, British Columbia
  Lakeside Resort Close to British Columbia?s Wine Country

  The Sonoran Desert creeps up into pockets of western Canada; because of the dry climate, regional towns such as Osoyoos are some of the warmest in the country. It’s also a climate ideal for winemaking. Dubbed by some to be the ?Napa Valley of the North,” western Canada has more than 100 vineyards spread out over the rolling landscape, which is enclosed by tall and narrow mountains. Loca…

Ventura County

• $35 for a Panoramic Wall Mural from Larger Than Life Prints ($84 Value)
  

  Decorating walls can be a messy task, as it usually requires dealing with sticky wallpaper glue or hiring professional finger painters. Get the wall art without the goo with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 48″x12″ panoramic wall mural shipped to anywhere in the United States and Canada from Larger Than Life Prints, a Philadelphia-based wall-graphics wonderland (an $84 value). If your walls are screaming for a larger mural, you can upgrade …

• $39 for a New-Patient Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning at Conejo Dental in Newbury Park ($251 Value)
  

  The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon.

  The Deal

  $39 for a 90-minute new patient dental package (a $251 total value), which includes:

  New patient exam (a $90 value)
  X-rays (a $66 value)
  Cleaning (a $95 value)

  Conejo Dental

  While some dental professionals might rest on their molars pr…

• 30- or 60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage at Holiday Spa Massage (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with today?s Groupon to Holiday Spa Massage. Choose between the following options:

  For $20, you get a 30-minute hot-stone massage (a $40 value).
  For $32, you get a 60-minute hot-stone massage (a $65 value).

  The professional massage therapists at Holiday Spa Massage teach lax muscles a sultry tango with hot-…

• $20 for $40 Worth of Shoes and Accessories at WSS Footwear
  

  Without proper footwear to identify them, track stars are often assumed to be frightened paranormal experts fleeing unbusted ghosts. Keep ahead of the invisible crowd with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of shoes and accessories at WSS Footwear. This Groupon is valid at 54 locations. Prices and selection vary by location.

  WSS stocks more than 3,000 styles of shoes from cobblers such as Nike, Converse, Skechers, Puma, and more. New…

Victoria

• Hot Springs Cove Tour for One, Two, or Four from Ocean Outfitters in Tofino (Up to 58% Off)
  

  Ocean cruises are a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding dolphins equipped with saddles, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the blue in comfort with today’s Groupon to Ocean Outfitters in Tofino. Choose from the following options:

  For $59, you get a six-hour Hot Springs Cove tour for one (up to a $119 value).
  For $109, you get a six-hour Hot Springs Cove tour for two (up to a $238 value).
  …

• Men?s Facial Treatment or One-Hour Massage at Manscape Spa (Up to 68% Off)
  

  Studies show that modulating one’s facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today’s Groupon to Manscape Spa. Choose between the following options:

  For $29, you get a one-hour Facial Virgin treatment (a $90 value).
  For $49, you get a one-hour massage (a $100 value).

  Champions of the art …

• $39 for a Six-Hour Photography Workshop from Betterphoto Workshop on Saturday, February 25 or Sunday, April 1 ($229 Value)
  

  Photographs of precious moments are the greatest gifts relatives can leave behind for their descendants, aside from genes for cowlick-resistant hair. Learn to point-and-shoot memories like the pros with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a six-hour photography workshop on Saturday, February 25 or Sunday, April 1 from Betterphoto Photoworkshop (a $229 value).

  Professional photographer and all-around creative dynamo Chris Keating shares his expe…

Washington DC

• $29 for Discounted Golf Rounds at 545 Courses Throughout Mid-Atlantic Region from Tee Time Golf Pass ($59.95 Value)
  

  It?s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to today?s Groupon: for $29, you get a Mid-Atlantic golf pass from Tee Time Golf Pass (a $59.95 value).

  The Mid-Atlantic edition of the Tee Time Golf Pass grants chronic clubbers discounted access to the elysian fairways of 545 of the region’s golf courses. …

• Lunch or Dinner Fare at Nile Ethiopian Restaurant (Half Off)
  

  In Ethiopian dining, bread not only serves as an accompaniment to cuisine, but as a utensil for scooping and glove for shaking hands with the fire that cooked your meal. Scoop up Ethiopian fare with today?s Groupon to Nile Ethiopian Restaurant on Georgia Avenue. Choose between the following options:

  For $7, you get $14 worth of Ethiopian fare for lunch, served from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
  For $15, you get $30 worth of Ethiopian fare for dinner.

  …

• 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage or 90-Minute Swedish Massage from natUreal health & wellness (Up to 59% Off)
  

  Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled ?drain ocean,? were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon to natUreal health & wellness.Choose between the following options:

  For $39, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $95 value).
  For $59, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $125 value).

  natUreal health & wellness travels to homes within 50 miles of zip code 20744.

  The mob…

• 11-Day Guided African Safari with Airfare, Accommodations, and Meals from Safari Ventures
  Tanzania: Serengeti Plains Rife with Wildebeests, Lions, Elephants, and Giraffes

  Each year, a great wildebeest migration takes place in East Africa’s vast plains, as millions of ungulates trek more than 600 miles in search of fresh grass. Thomson’s gazelles, zebras, and other prey animals join with the wildebeests en masse, and predatory lions, hyenas, and jackals follow the herd as a promising food supply. Safari Ventures, named one of the W…

• $49 for $100 Worth of Jewelry Online or In-Store from Waldin Jewelers
  

  Oysters grow pearls, which humans transform into necklaces, just as snowmen grow noses, which humans transform into salad. Don adaptive gems with today’s Groupon to Waldin Jewelers, valid at locations in Dulles, Virginia, and Frederick, Greenbelt, and Hanover, Maryland. Choose between the following options:

  For $49, you get $100 worth of jewelry in-store.
  For $49, you get $100 worth of jewelry online.

  For the past 10 years, Waldin Jeweler…

Wichita

• $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Salads & Sandwiches at Wheat State Pizza in Derby
  

  A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza, sandwiches, and salads at Wheat State Pizza.

  Cooks at the family-owned Wheat State Pizza offer a whole-wheat crust, which they crown with savory sauces and a subset of 35 toppings. Eight pieces of jumbo…

• $99 for a Deluxe Interior and Exterior Mobile Detailing Package for a Car or Small Truck from DugDug’s Mobile Detailing ($200 Value)
  

  Cars require occasional cleanings, unlike dirt collections or Teflon pants. Add shine to your auto with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a deluxe interior and exterior mobile detailing package for a car or small truck from DugDug’s Mobile Detailing, servicing areas within a 25-mile radius of zip code 67210 (a $200 value).

  The crews from DugDug’s Mobile Detailing haul their own cleaning products to the customer?s location to scrub, shampoo, a…

• $25 for $50 Worth of Men’s and Women’s Clothing at Johnston’s
  

  Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of men’s and women’s clothing at Johnston’s.

  Johnston’s, in business since 1914, outfits men and women with sophisticated professional attire from brands that include Vineyard Vines, Hugo Boss, and Simon Chang. Trafalgar belts ($44?$85) help hoist pants onto shop…

• $179 for a Cricut Expression Die-Cutter Package from Provo Craft ($379.99 Value)
  

  Until scientists invented the silent treatment, most people relied on die cutters to get messages across to messy roommates. Express yourself in paper creations with today’s Groupon: for $179, you get a Cricut Expression in Peppermint Bundle from Provo Craft (a $379.99 value).

  Provo Craft fuels creative endeavors with its versatile Cricut Expression die cutter. Bedecked in candy-cane colors, the machine slices large, crisp letters, shapes, a…

Wilmington-Newark

• $99 for a Sports-Team Floor Rug from MySportsRug.com ($250 Value)
  

  The best way to proclaim your team spirit is through proudly displaying the team’s logo, second only to tattooing your favorite player’s face on your face. Show your allegiance with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a sports-team floor rug and shipping anywhere in the contiguous United States from MySportsRug.com (a $250 total value).

  Emblazoned with the names, logos, and colors of athletic battalions from professional leagues and universiti…

• $79 for an Authentic 18-Inch Pearl Necklace with 14-Karat White-Gold Filled Clasp from My Pacific Pearls ($450 Value)
  

  If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls’ myriad uses with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of 12 colors from My Pacific Pearls’ online store (a $450 value). Complimentary shipping is included with this Groupon; please allow one to three weeks.

  My Pacific Pearls gathers freshwater pearl…

• 60- or 90-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage or 90-Minute Body Scrub and Massage at OhLaLa Massage (Up to 71% Off)
  

  Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today?s Groupon to OhLaLa Massage, located inside the same building as Art Fitness. Choose from the following options:

  For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $95 value).
  For $45, you get a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $145 value).
  For $60, you get a 90-minute b…

• Two, Four, or Six Full Resin Composite Veneers at All About Smiles (Up to 73% Off)
  

  The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon to All About Smiles. Choose from the following options:

  For $499, you get two full resin composite veneers (a $1,350 value).
  For $899, you get four full resin composite veneers (a $2,700 value).
  For $1,099, you get six full resin composite veneers (a…

Windsor

• Four Zumba Fitness or Eight Zumba Toning Classes at Zumba with Joel (Up to 71% Off)
  

  Monotonous exercise regimes are the top cause for workout fatigue, followed by stringent headband laws and planet-lifting exercise fads. Adjust your fitness-to-fun ratio with today’s Groupn at Zumba with Joel, inside Studio Fitness Windsor. Choose between the following two options:

  For $19, you get four Zumba fitness classes (a $60 value).
  For $35, you get eight Zumba Toning classes (a $120 value).

  Joel, a seasoned fitness instructor with …

• Massage or Massage and Facial at The SeaCliffe Spa in Leamingon (Up to 51% Off)
  

  Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled ?drain ocean,? were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon to The SeaCliffe Spa in Leamington. Choose between the following options:

  For $35, you get a 60-minute massage (a $70 value).
  For $65, you get a spa package (a $134 value) that includes the following:

  A 60-minute massage (a $70 value)
  A 60-minute Pevonia European facial (a $64 value)

  At The Sea…

Winnipeg

• $7 for $15 Worth of Bread and Baked Goods at McGavin’s Bread Basket
  

  Bread always lands on its buttered side, unlike cats, which mostly land on their jam-covered feet. Test out condiment theories with today?s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of bread and baked goods at McGavin’s Bread Basket, valid at the Portage, McPhillips, Ellice, Nairn, and Pembina locations.

  McGavin’s Bread Basket bolsters shoppers? home arsenals of breads and baked goods with an ever-changing selection of noshes from brands including D…

• Beautifying Paraffin Mani-Pedi Package or Spa Package at Rahat Professional Skin Care (Up to 55% Off)
  

  Love means never having to say you’re sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today?s Groupon to Rahat Professional Skin Care. Choose between the following options:

  For $38, you get the following mani-pedi package (a $77 total value):

  Manicure (a $21 value)
  Pedicure (a $36 value)
  Paraffin treatment (a $20 value)

  For $69, you get the following spa package (a $153 total value):…

• Amore Magma Necklace or $50 for $100 Worth of Jewellery at KaTonGiovi Designs
  

  Without jewellery, pearls would be nothing but oyster gallstones and treasure chests would contain nothing but dirty back issues of The Economist. Embrace the power of bling with today’s Groupon to KaTonGiovi Designs. Choose between the following two options:

  For $59, you get a wire-wrapped Amore Magma necklace made with a 37 millimetre Swarovski red-magma crystal heart (a $130 value).
  For $50, you get $100 worth of jewellery.

  Award-winnin…

• Professional Bull Riders Canadian Cup Series for Two People at MTS Centre on February 11 at 7:30 p.m. (Up to $57.50 Value)
  

  Getting your recommended daily dosage of cowboy has been a trying task ever since Hollywood stopped producing Westerns and your 10-gallon hat was ruined by that 10-gallon guacamole recipe. Go west with today’s GrouponLive deal to Professional Bull Riders Canadian Cup Series at MTS Centre. For $29, you get two tickets for 300-level seating on Saturday, February 11, at 7:30 p.m. (up to a $57.50 value, including all ticketing fees and tax).

  Fou…